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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit… Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was… This is her trying on some shit. She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow.. SHE WAS WORKING OUT: SHE WAS IN TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE TO SEE HER IN MORE TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit… Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was… This is her trying on some shit. She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow.. SHE WAS WORKING OUT: SHE WAS IN TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE TO SEE HER IN MORE TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rachel Bilson Blowing Bubbles and Eating Ice Cream of the DAy

Posted on August 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rachel Bilson really likes putting up pictures of her mouth… I think she was more fun to write about when I thought she was kept in a cage when living up at her husband who I assumed kidnapped her’s farm…in Canada…but she ended up sticking it out with him, making babies with him, and may still be under his spell, and maybe this is her version of a safe work, “notice me, I am mouthing S-O-S”….but maybe I am reading into things wrong – because when I think of mouths I think of getting my dick sucked and when I see girls post pics of their mouths – I think – they want to give blowjobs – and there’s no way – she’s not trying to manipulate us someway or another…because not everyone has forgotten she exists, just most people have forgotten she exists…not her core fans, those OC weirdos are still in love and can’t move on…creepy…you’re creepy… The post Rachel Bilson Blowing Bubbles and Eating Ice Cream of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have no idea who Maggie Q is…but I know what her panties looked like the other night…and it was not as fascinating as when her dad, a soldier in Vietnam war violating local Vietnamese women and making babies and then a life with them…because first comes Napalm then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979… And here she is now.. The post Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day

Posted on January 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding titty model who is really fucking old now… She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter now, but she’s always been fat, I know Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she is or was…even at her prime…TRUE STORY… I guess she’s been trying to make it in Hollywood, since she moved to LA at 37 a few years ago, instead of just settling down and making babies despite being pregnant…in the UK…because of delusions that made her think she’s got talent, that she is important, that she can make it in the industry…because no man has ever said no to him due to her tits… Well, that strategy probably didn’t work, at least based on these pics, not that I know anything Kelly Brook is up to, I don’t really pay attention to last weeks kitchen garbage until it starts to smell, and this is her smelling…in the form of “LETs TRY TO GET NERDS ON BOARD, THIS IS NEW MARKETING STRATEGY, SLUTTY PICS AREN’T ENOUGH”…and it’s boring to me, but I guess you read blogs, making you a pretty pathetic person, so you should fucking LOVE this…I do it for you, think of it as Charity since I don’t get paid to do this…. The post Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Takes the Subway of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This reminds me of the Joan Obsourne song “What if God was One Of Us….just a medicated OG gold digging hooker who used her tits and singing talent to make a lot of money after marrying or dating the top dude at her record label…before losing her fucking mind, being institutionalized, ridiculed, then knocked up with by some dude named Nick Cannon, who used to jerk off to her music videos when he was 17 and who now jerks off on her face, or inside her, making babies…on the bus…trying to make her way home – as a publicity stunt…where only instead of a bus it’s a subway and instead of God…it’s Mariah Carey..who you know thinks she’s god so it is about the same thing…

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Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you… As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Posted on September 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos… She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…

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Miranda Kerr in Vogue UK of the Day

Posted on August 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr keeps on trying…now that she’s quit Victoria’s Secret, she’s got a whole lot of hustle to do to stay relevant. Now that she hasn’t got the marketing team of the brand behind her, she’s gotta figure this out on her own, because the second no one cares and forget she exists is the second she’s gotta go back to making babies with A-listers and that shit is dirty for a pussy, it just ravages it, but not too dirty for me to turn my back on it, if anything it’s just the right amount of dirty that I’d want to volunteer to use my mouth to clean it up… So she’s in Vogue UK, she still matters for now, people pay attention to her, because if you don’t, it’s back to the delivery room shitting out babies from her twat…and we can’t have that..because even if she bounces back, there’s no real guarantee she’ll bounce back quite enough… I’m still a fan of her alien face…thanks to the rest of her body….a body that she’s barely covering with clothes, but still covering too much for my liking, strategic nudity that’s just a miserable cocktease…the fucking worst… All this to say, keep up the good work bro. You don’t need that evil empire to own you. Break free…run while you can….

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Miranda Kerr’s Victoria’s Secret August Shoot of the Day

Posted on August 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a bunch of pics of Miranda Kerr exactly the way you have seen her and so many other Victoria’s Secret models before….it is a cut and paste, always the fucking same formula that I hate, but can’t fully hate, because let’s face it, there’s half naked hot as fuck, even after making babies, which is so fucking odd to me, bitches being half naked….and to complain about that is up on some first world problems kick…as the real complaint is why aren’t any of these model whores bouncing on my fucking dick….whether it is too small for them to feel or not….that’s the real issue at hand…and not that Victoria’s Secret is repetitive shit…since everything in life is repetitive…even this post…I’ve written the same thing week after fucking week….there’s only so much to fucking say assholes….

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