I guess Snapchat is officially the new Instagram, because first Bella Thorne was using it to post her latest sexy pictures and now Ariel Winter ‘s using it to show off her impressive funbags. Anyway, I don’t watch much Modern Family anymore, and when I do, it’s usually just frame-by-frame and on mute (so I don’t miss anything). So I can’t say if Ariel’s a good actress or not, but after this, I think it’s pretty clear she’s got a bright future ahead of her as a Snapchat/Instagram model.
I guess Chelsea Handler did some sort of fitness race, one of those Tough Mudder things, and she brought her weird brand of exposing herself despite being old humor, in what you could argue is attention whoring, but that could also be seen as just being vulgar for the sake of being vulgar… I figure when a bitch, who isn’t even that funny, but who is a failed actress turned comic, turned late night host who was put in her place so she’s turned to pulling out her fake tits and fit old lady body that has seen some shit… But how can you hate a girl who throws herself in the trash… Here’s the nude from the other day… The post Chelsea Handler’s Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have no idea who Maggie Q is…but I know what her panties looked like the other night…and it was not as fascinating as when her dad, a soldier in Vietnam war violating local Vietnamese women and making babies and then a life with them…because first comes Napalm then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979… And here she is now.. The post Maggie Q Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think it is safe to say that there are not enough awards celebrating people who have already won. You know the majority of these actors work 20 weeks a year…and the rest of the time, they’ve got very little to do… So why not dress up, get your hair and make-up done, and pretend you’re important…or whatever…because thanks to whatever scam you’ve pulled off…the general public thinks that you are…and with nonsense like this…they just keep fucking encouraging you and telling yo you that you’ve done right, you’ve done good, that your role in some bullshit made up movie inspired some kid to beat cancer…you useless fucking distraction from the real problems…because everyone wants to be famous…except me.. Here’s a round up of the pics featuring Leslie Mann, Jen Aniston, Genesis Rodriguez and Angelina Jolie… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant… The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on… This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say: “I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.” Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories.. Garbage.. Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…
When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant… The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on… This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say: “I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.” Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories.. Garbage.. Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…
Her name is Natasha Galinka and she’s a Russian goddess…but maybe I am just saying that because I have a Russian girl fetish…I like everything they represent….and every Russian girl I’ve met has been pretty straight up about and cold about our “relationship”…and what it represented to them…. I remember Natasha from America’s Next Top model, I had an 18 year old girl who used to make me watch it with her…then she’d give me blowjobs…while her dad was asleep in the other room…it was 2008…a simpler time… Either way…Natasha was was robbed by some hispanic girl, because first generation hispanic girls are insane, their fan base insane and passionate about all things hispanic….and recently green carded Americans from Russia become a target…if they let her win, it would have been some gold war shit…but I guess she’s still around…and she’s doing hot pics….and in a lot of ways…I feel like the winner in all this is you….because you can jerk off to her.
Her name is Natasha Galinka and she’s a Russian goddess…but maybe I am just saying that because I have a Russian girl fetish…I like everything they represent….and every Russian girl I’ve met has been pretty straight up about and cold about our “relationship”…and what it represented to them…. I remember Natasha from America’s Next Top model, I had an 18 year old girl who used to make me watch it with her…then she’d give me blowjobs…while her dad was asleep in the other room…it was 2008…a simpler time… Either way…Natasha was was robbed by some hispanic girl, because first generation hispanic girls are insane, their fan base insane and passionate about all things hispanic….and recently green carded Americans from Russia become a target…if they let her win, it would have been some gold war shit…but I guess she’s still around…and she’s doing hot pics….and in a lot of ways…I feel like the winner in all this is you….because you can jerk off to her.
I guess there must be something going around Hollywood right now, because first we had Lea Michele come down with a case of nippleitis , and now Jessica Alba ‘s got it even worse. Or actually, make that even better. Either way, I plan on following this important story very closely over the weekend, in case it turns into a full-blown epidemic. Fingers crossed. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
This motherfucker has a very targeted and specific talent….a little twerk, some pole tricks, and a whole lot of Clarinet…one of those home schooled by over achieving parents who like their spawns to be well versed in everything, versatile, athletic, musical…and socially awkward as fuck…but luckily has no shame and understands the importance of putting this video out to the world, even if it makes zero to no fucking sense….to anyone in anyway, but it is just awesome!
