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Bella Thorne Breast Exam of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne likes to let you all know that she’s got tits… She’s like the retarded girl I was in line behind at the grocery store with her handler, all picking her nose, rubbing her vagina all while figuring out how a bank card worked.. and laughing like a retard…you know just mindless, running off instinct, not necessarily that smart, you could tell by her drooling all over the place, but more calculated, hollywood, understanding that tits get hits… She’s some raved up, ecstasy freak, that we call all hope ends up abusing, or on meth, like all the raver girls I know from my past who are all fucking disasters now that the raving has ended… The post Bella Thorne Breast Exam of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selma Hayek is trying to connect with the youth of today by pulling some of their stunts like posting topless selfies….only like the old bitch she is…she’s doing it all wrong….or maybe she’s trying to be coy, a little cocktease, clearly she knows all about how to manipulate men with her toplessness, you know to buy into her and hire her instead of some other huge titty Mexican stealing American Jobs…the way Trump would approve of, since he likes sluts…. I don’t really know what I am looking at, despite the cum face, but I know that if this selfie was really as artistic as she wanted it to be, the reflection in the mirror would either have more anus or in her case more monster tits – since THAT is what we want to see…..Seeing an Aging Hayek face isn’t as good as seeing how her tits are settling into the golden years… But at least she’s trying. The post Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Tits Drive a Range Rover of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like a good, accomplished sugar baby, Charlotte McKinney, and her tits that sometimes get her paid….drive a Range Rover…the way she should…because she’s cheesy, lame, uninteresting hollywood…but more importantly, she’s got great tits. I don’t know how much money she’s made in this Hollywood game, I mean she’s done a bit of work but nothing substantial… She is a Florida originating rich kid, who’s dad is some Bahamas based jeweller, or vendor of jewellery in the Bahamas… which sounds pretty fucking suspect, tax evading and money laundering…you know the kind of dad who can afford a Range rover for his retarded daughter and her massive tits… I scrolled her instagram to see what she’s been up to, you know any shameless tit pics to keep the low level fame coming in…and all I saw was this video….that reaffirmed my distain for her…at least when she’s not showing tits… But you probably prefer seeing her tits…and really that applies to everyone, not just you, because without her tits she’s really fucking average at best… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney’s Tits Drive a Range Rover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Twerking Pole Dance Clarinet Player of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This motherfucker has a very targeted and specific talent….a little twerk, some pole tricks, and a whole lot of Clarinet…one of those home schooled by over achieving parents who like their spawns to be well versed in everything, versatile, athletic, musical…and socially awkward as fuck…but luckily has no shame and understands the importance of putting this video out to the world, even if it makes zero to no fucking sense….to anyone in anyway, but it is just awesome!

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Joanna Krupa Bottom Feeding Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Real Housewives Of Miami has been cancelled…and no one gives a fuck because that bullshit sucked. Except maybe Joanna Krupa, I mean she got married to live out this lie probably assuming the show would go on forever and people would care about her nonsense until the end of time… The fact is that she technically shouldn’t even be on TV, she was a washed up Maxim Model, which at the time was pretty fucking low level modelling, and now is non-existent modelling…who somehow tricked Dancing with the Stars to cast her….allowing her American dream bullshit storyline of a communist born, communist escapee, trying to live the American dream life, despite being here since she was 2 and likely raised a spoiled brat because her parents were excited about Captialist society…and then she leveraged that to get on some other retarded show…and here she is now pushing 40 with nothing left to do but show her tits on the beach… It doesn’t matter, I don’t know why I am posting it, I think I have a sick obsession with posting pics of people in bikinis who society deem important, when they really aren’t. It’s a problem…but only because there is so much better shit to talk about…but instead I’m looking at this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Christina Milian Halloween Costume of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian posted a bunch of badly shot pictures to her internet shit because I guess she’s got lazy, probably tired for doing all that “parenting” she does when collecting her monthly checks from The Game…you know in Vegas and Miami and wherever else the party she is chasing after she drops the kids off at Stage Grandma’s…or maybe she just realizes that she doesn’t need to put effort in cuz she’s on TV and people will like her shit even when out of focus and not spread eagled like her first music video back when she made herself relevant rolling around in mud… I’m posting them anyway…

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Nina Agdal for Ocean Drive Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 31, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I predict that Sports Illustrated has invested enough time and energy into Nina Agdal that she is going to be the SI Cover Girl for this year’s swimsuit…it’s like her retarded looking water head Make a Wish Foundation shit will finally come true, unless of course Emily Ratajskowski…. You know a better, bustier, tighter bodied girl comes along…but this Nina is still doing the promo tour..hustling…dating A-listers…famewhoring and insta-whoring as hard as she can and her handicapped, looks like she likes playing with rocks and/or feces while rocking’ back and forth look, is starting to be okay for me…because I guess since this is my site, it’s all about what I think of a bitch and not what the rest of the world thinks of a bitch…and I guess the problem with Nina Agdal is that she forces me to side with Adam Levine and say she’s second rate…not quite good enough…but still worth penetrating…

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Nina Agdal in Some Bathing Suits of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Looking at Nina Agdal in her lingerie is not quite the same when all I see in every picture is Adam Levine’s unprotected penis violating her…like some kind of orderly at the retarded person institution her face makes me think she lives…where he gets in on the fact that she’s always masturbating…thanks to her hot retarded person body…leaving her pregnant cuz she doesn’t know how to say no, thanks to being a retarded person, and no one can figure out who the dad is, cuz being a retarded person the only sounds she makes are grunts and gurgles while hitting rocks together for her entertainment as she drools…

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Imogen Thomas Does the Shakira of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Imogen Thomas is some Big Brother topless Glamour Model…who has got knocked up by someone who I assume is rich….and probably a soccer player….as some kind of retirement plan…because that’s what all these Glamour Models do…it is like that is the whole point of being a Glamour Model….you know to find a rich husband who will take care of you when your retarded big tits start to sag….and getting knocked up as fucking soon as possible to ensure the plan goes through as planned… Well, she’s decided to go out and do some CHEESY AS FUCK….Sears Catalog….trashy naked pregnant woman pics….cuz she was once a naked non pregnant woman in pics…and I had no choice but to post them…because despite not valuing Glamour Models as celebs, or even people….and not valuing pregnant women as women due to lack of sex appeal….she is naked…and that for some reason overrides all I hate about these pics…

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Anastasia Bondarenko Topless Photoshoot for Paul Morel of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw these pics of Anastasia Bondarenko…a model I never heard of…but am glad that I have now…cuz she’s a funny story…along with being awesome …especially when topless… Her birth name….is Nastya….her agency changed it to more digestible in the American Market Anastasia….in some kind of rebrand cuz Nastya….means a whole lot more to us English people…that probably isn’t really good for branding a naked fashion model….

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