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Lucy Pinder is Busty in an Unknown Shoot of the Day

This post is dedicated to Glamour Model fighter….Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame in the UK…. Like I said earlier today…..it is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits. All this to say…Travis is weird. Here’s Lucy Pinder in some bra shoot that is unknown…but lovely enough for me to stare at….

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Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s life where she hits a certain age and her vagina can no longer be referred to as a vagina cuz it is atrophied, ineffective, no longer functional…espeically when hep ridden and pretty much on Dialysis treatment away from death…..and I think it is safe to say that both Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra, memories from jerking off in the 90s, are at that point…but their retarded fake tits keep on delivering, because I guess they are still tween aged…. Lovecat magazine recruited these hags, and here are some of the pics…if you like expired milk…this is for you..

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stepNEWS of the Day

stepNEWS stepNEWS of the Day Here is some news that isn’t really news but that may be about you cuz if you’re reading this site I can only assume you are this retarded…..except maybe anything to do with having sex…trying to have sex maybe…but actual sex, no way cuz you have nothing to do with having sex pretty much ever….Sad… GA Man Accused of Luring Teens for Sex A Douglas County man has been accused of using social networking sites to lure teenage boys to his home for sex. Steven Lemery was in jail Wednesday night, charged with disturbing crimes against teenage boys. TX Teen Jailed for Plot to Kill Ex A teenage boy was arrested in a murder for hire plot. Police say he tried to hire friends to kill his ex-girlfriend. McDonald’s Customer Say Maggots in Food McDonald’s has launched an investigation into how maggots allegedly found their way into a Melbourne man’s burger. Man sentenced for biting off ear A Hingham man has been sentenced to two years in prison for biting off parts of another man’s ears during a fight.

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Cat Deeley Bikini Pictures

Here’s that chick Cat Deeley from one of those crappy dancing shows that tease people into thinking they can actually make a living as a dancer instead of giving up on their retarded dreams and getting an education or a real job. The hot ones could probably become strippers and some of the bigger chicks can get work shaking their fat asses on the hood of a rolls or in a hot tub for a rap video, but a professional break dancer? Please. Anyhow, Cat is looking like a sexy kitten in her black bikini so who cares what show she’s on. Enjoy.

Mila Jovovich Tits in Some Bullshit of the Day

I wonder who really cares about this? I know I don’t. All I can see in this other than her thick, long, intense and huge mom nipples is some reptilian lookin’ spine only this shit isn’t avatar, despite what some of you virgin losers who think your Sci-Fi RPG life is a reality might think…..

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Heidi Montag’s Boobs At The Zoo

I’m annoyed with myself for posting so many pictures of Heidi Montag this week, especially the ones that include her retarded husband, but I love her big new boobs so I can’t help myself. They’re like crack to me, I can’t get enough of them. Here they are stuffed nicely into a little tank top while she takes them on a day trip to the zoo. Can you believe she was thinking about having these things removed? We almost had to call in the authorities to lock her up in an insane asylum.

Katy Perry Does Not Make Me Happy

Just a day after I was excited that Katy Perry actually dressed like a real woman , she’s gone and slipped back into her hipster dufus ways. I swear she does this on purpose. Here she is in her retarded ‘Happy’ cut off t-shirt and stupid colored hair extensions completely ruining a nice short skirt and hooker boots combination. So close. Why not throw in some of her patented troubled skin and call it a day? I’m not happy at all.

Katy Perry Can’t Hide Her Hipster Boobs

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry out the other day in her retarded hipster t-shirt trying to distract us from her big hipster boobs. We know they’re in there princess, you can’t fool us by trying to make us read the stupid saying on your shirt, you might as well have a pictures of your boobs on that thing because we’re going to look. They would have looked nicer if the poor things weren’t suffocating in that tight sports bra. Don’t be shy, let the girls loose.

Amazing Teen Prostitution Story of the Day

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter. It’s got something to do with some dude who took in a teenage runaway in exchange for sexual favors who he dressed like a girl and sent to the streets when the teenager refused to turn more tricks for for free…and the whole thing is next level. I’m thinking about getting the picture of the uncle put on a T-shirt because he’s inspired me and given me some serious good times and I’ve never even met the guy, I’ve just seen this video…It is confusing but it is also that good. I want to buy the rights to this story for a couple of 40s of malt liquor. It is gonna be the sequel to Precious…just wait and see….only problem is if I write the script they’ll call me racist but if I was black, they’d call me a social commentary or my people cuz the Oscars are fucking racist.

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Audrina Patridge’s Legs Look Better Photoshopped of the Day

Audrina was in a Bikini for FHM and I went off about how this was her calling. She had the fake tits, she wasn’t at and all she needed was a little fucking photoshop to clean her up a little so that she doesn’t look like the retarded pig she looks like on TV, Video or pictures. It just takes a little smoke and mirrors that make someone so irritating and average looking finally worth jerking off to…but instead she didn’t lock herself away until the next photoshoot, she’s decided to walk around in a pair of little shorts, I guess in efforts to remind us that she isn’t a bikini model and she’s not all that and actually has short shitty legs and a long torso, not to sound too picky, I just can’t seem to see past girls who look retarded shit and in my defense, no one calls you too picky when you notice the amputee is a fucking amputee even though you still tried to bring home because she was easy….you see cuz I notice the shit doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try to get the shit pregnant….if you know what I mean… Pics via Fame

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Audrina Patridge’s Legs Look Better Photoshopped of the Day