Tag Archives: her-patented

Jessica Alba Does Women’s Health

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes probably don’t have a subscription to Women’s Health Australia , so you might have missed seeing one of our favorite MILFs Jessica Alba on this month’s cover. But don’t worry, I’ll save you the trip Down Under to pick up a copy: here’s the beach shoot she did for the mag. And no, I’m not sure why they didn’t get Jessica to do one of her patented bikini booty poses either. That would’ve made a great cover shot, if you ask me.

Read the rest here:
Jessica Alba Does Women’s Health

Bella Thorne’s Tongue Action Returns

I’ve always said that Bella Thorne ‘s Snapchat is the gift that keeps on giving, and here’s the hottie giving her fans some more of her patented tongue action, along with a couple sweet gym shots. It’s nice to know that even though most of you have probably already kicked off early for the holidays, at least there’s someone out there who’s still hard at work.

Read more from the original source:
Bella Thorne’s Tongue Action Returns

Katy Perry Does Not Make Me Happy

Just a day after I was excited that Katy Perry actually dressed like a real woman , she’s gone and slipped back into her hipster dufus ways. I swear she does this on purpose. Here she is in her retarded ‘Happy’ cut off t-shirt and stupid colored hair extensions completely ruining a nice short skirt and hooker boots combination. So close. Why not throw in some of her patented troubled skin and call it a day? I’m not happy at all.