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Jessica Alba Does Women’s Health

Posted on January 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that most of you dudes probably don’t have a subscription to Women’s Health Australia , so you might have missed seeing one of our favorite MILFs Jessica Alba on this month’s cover. But don’t worry, I’ll save you the trip Down Under to pick up a copy: here’s the beach shoot she did for the mag. And no, I’m not sure why they didn’t get Jessica to do one of her patented bikini booty poses either. That would’ve made a great cover shot, if you ask me.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Tongue Action

Posted on September 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Bella Thorne doing what she does best: giving us some great bikini and/or tongue action on social media. The only thing that’s missing this time is her patented booty shot . We came so close to getting the full trifecta. Oh well. I bet if we wait another 24 hours minutes, there’ll be a whole more where this came from. So enjoy these for now, and make sure to stay tuned. Continue reading →

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Keri Russell’s Skinny Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s been a while since I’ve done a post on  Keri Russell , but I don’t remember her looking anywhere near this skinny. That booty of hers is practically non-existent. And it’s just not healthy — especially not for me and the Little Tuna. So if you ask me, it’s time for Keri to put some more meat on her bones. And I think she could really benefit from going on the patented Tuna Diet Plan: you eat nothing but pizza and cheeseburgers and do zero exercise and the pounds just magically appear. Trust me, it gets results. I’ve been using it for years. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Nicole Scherzinger In A Super Tight Shirt

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger out in London doing what she does best: giving me a serious pants fire from across the Atlantic. Only this time, instead of putting on one of her patented cleavage shows , Nicole’s got my favorite set of ex-pat funbags stuffed into a tight shirt. Although from the looks of it, maybe not for much longer. I’m telling you guys, this shirt is fighting a losing battle. And I just hope there’s still cameras around when it finally breaks. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Joanna Krupa’s Casual Hotness

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

From the patented backyard bikini shows to her regular doses of red-carpet hotness , Joanna Krupa has always been my favorite reality star. But if she wants to keep that title heading into 2015, then she’s going to have to step it up a bit. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Joanna would look smoking hot running errands in a garbage bag, but I thought us bloggers were supposed to be the only ones who are allowed to leave the house in a hoodie and baggy sweatpants. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Kelly Spronk Is A Girl You Should Know

Posted on May 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to my research, this hottie in the bikini here is named Kelly Spronk and she’s from the Netherlands. And somehow, despite this solid bikini body of hers, she’s only got a couple hundred followers on Twitter . Luckily, the Tuna’s here to help. A few weeks in my patented hottie boot camp and Kelly will be posting 80% less Dutch and 99% more bikini selfies. And best of all, it comes with a 100% satisfaction guarantee — well, for me and my readers, that is. » view all 13 photos

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Funbag Perfection

Posted on May 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Damn! I know it’s been at least a week or two since I’ve seen Alessandra Ambrosio , but I think there’s something a little different about my favorite MILF. Here she is at Cannes for the amfAR 21st Annual Cinema Against AIDS event, and those are some serious fake-looking supermodel implants. Now, I’m not saying they are fake, but there’s a good chance from my years of experience with supermodel creeping that they could be. I guess there’s only one way to be sure though: the patented hands-on Tuna test. I can’t guarantee accurate results, but I can guarantee I’ll enjoy it a whole lot. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Zombie Ever!

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halloween may still be a week away, but that didn’t stop my favorite wannabe celebrity Micaela Schaefer from busting out one of her patented holiday-themed photoshoots. I know there’s nothing scarier for you guys than seeing that black bar, but unfortunately, this is still a family site. Still, here’s hoping “topless zombie” catches on as a trendy costume this year. It’s cheap, easy to duplicate, and way more clever than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, if you ask me. Photos: WENN.com

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Zombie Ever!

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Halloween may still be a week away, but that didn’t stop my favorite wannabe celebrity Micaela Schaefer from busting out one of her patented holiday-themed photoshoots. I know there’s nothing scarier for you guys than seeing that black bar, but unfortunately, this is still a family site. Still, here’s hoping “topless zombie” catches on as a trendy costume this year. It’s cheap, easy to duplicate, and way more clever than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, if you ask me. Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Aussie Hottie Gemma Sanderson

Posted on October 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m guessing that there isn’t a big cross-section of Tuna readers who also watch Australia’s Next Top Model , so you’re probably like me and have never heard of Gemma Sanderson before this. Apparently though, the Aussie hottie here won Season 1 of the reality show, and while that doesn’t mean a whole lot to me, it does mean her career took off enough for us to get this awesome collection of bikini pictures. So just imagine what’ll we get after Gemma receives the patented Tuna Bump. » view all 99 photos

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