“Mentions of the Pearl Necklace (a.k.a. The Pearly Gates) have been laced throughout many religious novels,” writes the tongue-in-cheek Uncyclopedia. … read more
People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift. I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents… Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair… Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer. Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…
The guys from Pawn Stars may want to think twice before trashing a campground. Rick and Corey Harrison, the pawn shop boss and his son from the hit reality show, went camping in Glamis, Calif., last month, leaving the place a total mess. Police discovered a ton of trash where the History Channel stars camped out – beer cans, garbage and a barbecue grill, you name it – 10 garbage bags’ worth! Police reportedly knew it was the Pawn Stars stars who were camping in the trash spot and causing the mess due to a previous encounter that weekend. Dumping trash in the campgrounds is illegal and not taken lightly in California. According to TMZ, law enforcement slapped the fellas with a huge fine – $1,000 a person – and that’s not negotiable or subject to any sort of appeals process. Clean up your parks, kids. Corey Harrison said, “We left the campground before our buddies did and they were to clean it up and apparently didn’t follow through. My father nor I were cited.”
You’re not gonna believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for French fashion magazine Factice and the lingerie photos that resulted from the shoot are quite revealing. If you’re a Kim fan, they’re nothing short of ogle-worthy. The cover girl for the new issue isn’t covering much. Kim’s sexy spread includes garter belts, lacy lingerie, a pearl necklace (yeah, yeah), fur wraps and sky-high heels. Kanye is buying 1,000 copies right about now. “Here are the inside shots from my cover issue of Factice Magazine, shot by Vijat Mohindra,” Kim blogged. “I’m so pleased with the way the shots turned out.” “This was such a glamorous, feminine shoot and it was an honor to work with Vijat.” And an honor, as always, to increase Kim’s celebrity by posting them, while simultaneously wondering how she got so famous. The cycle is not un-paradoxical. Anyway, hot stuff! Click to enlarge more Kim Kardashian photos below:
Here is Heidi Montag hosting the Crazy Horse Gentlemen ‘s Club’s 3 year anniversary and she made sure to bring along the girls.I guess you have to when you are making appearances at strip clubs. I don’t think she performed, but I’m pretty sure in a couple of years she’ll graduate to being a full fledged adult entertainer. Fingers crossed.
Heidi Klum seems to be obsessed with Halloween, every year her costumes get more and more elaborate, so I was looking forward to seeing what she had in store for us as she hosted her annual Halloween party. I don’t like it. Well, that’s not entirely true, it’s pretty damn cool, creepy, but cool. But she’s a supermodel, I don’t want to see her insides, I want to see her dressed up as a slutty Little Bo Peep with her breasts hanging out herding a group of Japanese chicks in sheep costumes. Something hot. This just scares me a little. more pictures of Heidi Klum here
I haven’t seen pictures of Heidi Montag in a really long time, a glorious lady-douche free long time, but it looks like she’s back. Here she is at some event over the weekend, I don’t know why anyone would invite her to anything anymore, looking as natural as ever. I think she might want to head to her plastic surgeon for a tune up, things aren’t looking right. I guess it’s alright, nobody ever really looks at her face anyway. The boobs look like they’re holding up pretty nicely and that’s all that matters. more pictures of Heidi Montag here Related Articles: Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com
Obviously Heidi Klum is still on vacation, and she seems to have decided that she’d had enough fun yesterday walking around with her bare breasts flapping in the breeze and that it was time to put a top back on. Lame. Supermodels just belong topless. Anyhow, I shouldn’t really complain, she’s still frolicking on the beach in a bikini drinking light beer. Not to mention I don’t see her dozen or so kids anywhere. Even better. I imagine this is exactly what heaven looks like.
I think we all know just how Heidi Klum’s hotness can change things, like the tightness of my pants, so I had to post these pictures of her sweet supermodel cleavage at some fancy arts party. Sure she’s getting up there in age, especially in the world of supermodels, but she still knows how to get people to stand up and take notice. Well maybe not stand up, sometimes you have to wait a few moments for things to settle down, but she still gets noticed. Two boner jokes in one post. Sweet.
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