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Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

Posted on January 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her…. Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm , which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right? Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

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I am – Thankful for Sara Malakul of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am Thankful for future Hollywood Star @saramalakul on INSTAGRAM …because whether her Thai ass was born with a dick or not…and it probably was…we call her Lady Boy who got Away thanks to having a US Passport…she’s a beautiful specimen of talent…and by talent I mean she’s got great tits, and even though I am not a tit guy…I am a tit guy…because I am a guy…if you know what I mean….

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Sara Malakul for Thai Playboy of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Sara Malakul – I like to think that I invented her – but in reality some white dude in Thailand who was trying to learn about “Thai Culture” by knocking up a Thai local did it first.. back in the 80s…. She is more than just a huge internet star with her 200,000 fans…but she’s also a model and actress who has done campaigns, actual movies, and Netflix movies…and I think she’s quite lovley… Here she is for Thai Playboy, where she’s not showing her vagina, because Thai Playboy has a now genital showing policy, since all the hot girls from Thailand actually have cocks….it’s a cultural thing…as is prostituting yourself out at 11 years old to pay for the rice for the family – thanks to nice rich British perverts on some Sex Toursim shit… All this to say, she’s one to look out for….the kind of girl that if you found out she was born a dude – you’d still want to marry her…and that’s a pretty powerful kind of girl to be…

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Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift. I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents… Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair… Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer. Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

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Sara Malakul for Nate Walton of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL , who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean… Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants… Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…

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