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Dysfunction Junction: The United States Government Is Shutdown Thanks To Trump & GOP, Here’s What That Means

Image via Ron Sachs-Pool/Getty Explaining What The U.S. Government Shutdown Means In case you hadn’t heard, the United States government is no longer operational, well, sort of operational. It’s complicated. For weeks now Democrats and Republicans have been arguing over a stopgap spending bill that would fund government’s day-to-day activities. Attached to that bill is all sorts of political chess pieces that lead to serious conflict on both sides of the aisle. The Democrats want protection for DACA “dreamers” and the anti-immigrant GOP gang wants funding for Trump dumba$$ “wall” and border security. You see the problem. Last night was the last chance for both the donkeys and the elephants to get their s#!t together, but that didn’t happen. So, the shutdown is in full effect and here’s what that means. According to CNN , thousands of gov’t employees will go on furlough, they will not report to work and they will not be paid. When a shutdown occurred in 2013, there were about 850,000 employees affected. Lot of people not getting the money that feeds their families. Furlough also affects White House employees, over 1,000 of them, 659 of which are considered “essential” will still come to work, but only to send emails and correspond with parties to let them know they won’t be working. This also affects soldiers, even those in active combat, they are fighting for free at this point. No checks will be distributed to those who are risking their life for us as well as this inept body of federal officials. TSA will still get paid, but the employees may not. The mail man will still deliver your mail. HOWEVER, the one group of feds who will still work diligently with pay is the Special Counsel, headed by Robert Mueller, who is investigating all of Donald Trump’s shady shenanigans. Oh, by the dubs, today marks Donald Trump’s 365th day as crispy cheeto POTUS. This is the One Year Anniversary of my Presidency and the Democrats wanted to give me a nice present. #DemocratShutdown — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2018 Congratulations, d!¢khead. We have no gov’t. Great job. SMFH.

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Dysfunction Junction: The United States Government Is Shutdown Thanks To Trump & GOP, Here’s What That Means

Bloop: LaLa Sets A Hater Straight After Trying To Come At Her Friendship With Kim Kardashian

Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Yeezy Season 4 LaLa Anthony Sets Her Friendship With Kim K Straight The internet was ablaze yesterday following the announcement of the name of Kim and Kanye’s 3rd little baby girl, Chicago West . There are a lot of people who hate the name, and also just a lot of people who will hate any name KimYe chooses just because it’s them, so it’s expected for the couple to receive backlash after their choice. Kim K’s longtime friend LaLa Anthony was quick to send her buddy some congratulations and love following the announcement, saying the name is epic and the baby is already a legend for it. And of course, because it’s Twitter, somebody had something to say about LaLa’s congratulatory tweet to her friend. Epic name!!! She’s a legend already!!!! https://t.co/5PITdD2vGf — LA LA (@lala) January 19, 2018 A fan replied telling LaLa to, “stop lying to these people” and also says that she’s “feening” to be friends with Kim K. She’s not with the isht, and sets Ms. Tanisha all the way straight by letting her know she’s been friends with the Kardashian sister for a decade. Feening to be friends with someone I’ve been friends with for almost ten years. Knock if off! — LA LA (@lala) January 19, 2018 No haters shall prosper against LaLa!

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Bloop: LaLa Sets A Hater Straight After Trying To Come At Her Friendship With Kim Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian Raises Ire of Animal Activists: Find Out Why!

You almost made it, Khloe Kardashian! You almost made it a full day without a controversy cropping up over your Instagram account. Instead, however, the critics are out in full force once again. Not long after haters went to town on Khloe for posing in traditional Muslim garb , the reality star shared a seemingly harmless picture of herself and a baby tiger online. “Kisses,” Kardashian penned as a caption to the cute image. Except a handful of animal activists out there see nothing adorable about this photograph at all. “You are contributing to a sad life for this captive WILD animal,” wrote one Instagram user, adding: “Your family has so many followers, and can do some great things with that. Instead though you take a selfie with a tiger, wear fur and ride elephants.” Hey, at least the elephants get some revenge on occasion! Remember when that elephant attacked Kim Kardashian  in Thailand? Another critic lashed out with Khloe by using some harsh language: “You’re a moron. Soooo dumb to not understand these tigers are taken from their mothers. Their teeth are shaved down and claws pulled. F*ck use your head.” This isn’t the first time Khloe Kardashian has received animal-based criticism. She once came under fire for dressing like a sheep and holding a gun . View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Instagram Photos

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Khloe Kardashian Raises Ire of Animal Activists: Find Out Why!

Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift. I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents… Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair… Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer. Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

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Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

Sara Malakul for Nate Walton of the Day

American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL , who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean… Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants… Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…

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‘Hunger Games’ Studio Taps Francis Lawrence To Direct ‘Catching Fire’

Director behind ‘Water for Elephants’ and classic music videos is set to take over for Gary Ross. By Kara Warner Francis Lawrence Photo: Ian Gavan/ Getty Images Just last week, the “Hunger Games” fandom was sent into a bit of a tailspin when director Gary Ross announced he would not direct the film’s sequel , “Catching Fire.” Jaws dropped, heads were scratched and new names were thrown out and analyzed . Now, it appears Francis Lawrence will be stepping into Ross’ shoes to direct the highly anticipated sequel to the record-breaking first film. According to a very brief report from Deadline , Lionsgate has decided to go with Lawrence over “Moneyball” helmer Bennett Miller, the other recently rumored Ross replacement. There is no official word from the studio about the done deal, but by all appearances, they have found their man. For those not familiar with Lawrence’s r

Coldplay’s “Paradise” Video Is Full Of (Fake) Elephants: Watch Now

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Remember that one time you saw Coldplay live in concert, and then during the encore the band came back on stage wearing elephant costumes? Coldplay’s “Paradise” video, off their October 24 full-length release Mylo Xyloto, finally explains what that was all about. You can watch it below. So when we said “full of (fake) elephants” … More » Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Idolator Discovery Date : 19/10/2011 04:42 Number of articles : 2

Coldplay’s “Paradise” Video Is Full Of (Fake) Elephants: Watch Now

Water for Elephants Barcelona Press Conference

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Water for Elephants Barcelona Press Conference

Sam Bradley habla de Robert Pattinson y de ‘Water For Elephants’

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Robert Pattinson News tuvo la oportunidad de entrevistar a Sam Bradley durante su concierto en Vancouver. Le preguntaron a cerca de lo que pensaba sobre Water for Elephants y sobre la posibilidad de que Robert se uniera a Twitter. Comienza a partir del minuto 4:20. Vía RobertPattinsonUK | ThinkingOfRob Gracias a TodoTwilightSaga Suscríbete al RSS de Twilighters Paraguay Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Twilighters Paraguay Discovery Date : 13/06/2011 21:42 Number of articles : 2

Sam Bradley habla de Robert Pattinson y de ‘Water For Elephants’

Weekend Receipts: Rio Soars To First Again, Narrowly Above Madea’s Big Happy Family

The brightly-plumaged birds of paradise edged out the mad black woman as Rio took the top spot again, with Madea’s Big Happy Family following close behind at number two. The olde-timey circus of R. Pattz and Reese Witherspoon’s Water For Elephants pulled into number three while the wild tabbies of African Cats settled into sixth place. Your weekend receipts are here.

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Weekend Receipts: Rio Soars To First Again, Narrowly Above Madea’s Big Happy Family