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Sara Malakul by Death of Film of the Day

I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her…. Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm , which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right? Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

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How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

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On the 13th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

Some Munkey Barz….to strap on her like a championship belt…giving her handles I can grab onto when I slam her…in hopes that she’ll finally feel my micro penis inside her…. Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by… THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE TO SEE THE REST OF THE TITTY PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE THE VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Linda Chung Picture

“I met with something good today. “After waiting a long time for a taxi, a police van drove past and they gave me a ride home,” said Chung in a micro blog post on Thursday, thanking the police officers for their generosity. Hong Kong actress Linda Chung was criticized by netizens of wasting taxpayers#39; money, after she wrote about taking a ride home in a police van in her micro blog, reported Hong Kong media. Soon after, netizens began accusing Chung of wasting taxpayers#39; money by gettin

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Velocity Micro Cruz Reader preview

Velocity Micro Cruz Reader preview By engadget Tags : Cruz , Micro , Reader , Velocity

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Golf World Plans to Honor Fallen LPGA Star

Filed under: Erica Blasberg , TMZ Sports It didn’t take long for the golfing world to pay tribute to their fallen 25-year-old star Erica Blasberg — TMZ has learned several tributes have already been planned.

Annalynne McCord is Overqualified for the Job of the Day

This is my lame joke of the day. You know her mouth is way to big for your micro penis, not that your pathetic ass would ever be in a position where this nobody comes to you open mouthed and ready to suck you off in exchange for money, but at least she’s well equipped when things do come crashing down for her and I guess that is just a real sad truth of our generation is that this chick is seen as more important than every single one of us according to the media and that is really fucking depressing.

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