Tag Archives: the-marketing

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

This is a good start, cover that face, neckless creature from TV hell I fear will climb out of my screen and eat all my food….. Ariel Winter is a dumpy pig, it’s a look, it’s trendy, she’ll act like she doesn’t care, yet she’s in the gym everyday trying to not be dumpy pig, even though it’s trendy, because fat girls, despite acting empowered, hate being fat, I mean all fat people hate being fat, that’s why they starve themselves, just not very well, because they end up eating 3 times as much after they do, all humiliated and crying into the baked goods..and if you go to any gym, you’ll see that most of the people there are fat, trying to not be fat, but still fat. Doesn’t matter, her selfie has a hard nipple and people, I am assuming people with no taste, but who watched her grow up on the internet and are creeps, really dig it….or maybe that’s just what the marketing people brainwashed the fans of the show to think…sexualize the youngin…even though she’s not hot…who know…the world is weird… The post Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Visit link:
Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

This is a good start, cover that face, neckless creature from TV hell I fear will climb out of my screen and eat all my food….. Ariel Winter is a dumpy pig, it’s a look, it’s trendy, she’ll act like she doesn’t care, yet she’s in the gym everyday trying to not be dumpy pig, even though it’s trendy, because fat girls, despite acting empowered, hate being fat, I mean all fat people hate being fat, that’s why they starve themselves, just not very well, because they end up eating 3 times as much after they do, all humiliated and crying into the baked goods..and if you go to any gym, you’ll see that most of the people there are fat, trying to not be fat, but still fat. Doesn’t matter, her selfie has a hard nipple and people, I am assuming people with no taste, but who watched her grow up on the internet and are creeps, really dig it….or maybe that’s just what the marketing people brainwashed the fans of the show to think…sexualize the youngin…even though she’s not hot…who know…the world is weird… The post Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Visit link:
Ariel Winter Hard Nipple of the Day

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING.. But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”…. I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40. But at least she’s not Rihanna fat TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

Read more:
Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day

Selena Gomez has been hyping up her performance as “Taylor Swift”…attempting to be a popstar because she’s Disney trained and pop stars require little to no talent because it is a better money maker than doing movies…with all the merch and touring…plus it is good for ego to have thousands of people screaming at you…it almost makes you forget you’re a little hack who exploits Chemotherapy to promote your album…it almost makes you forget you’re barely talented and that people are just desperate to have or create memories involving famous people dancing…it’s like the worst kind of positive affirmation… What I would like for Selena Gomez is her opening show to have 12 people in the audience who got free tickets from the local radio…you know boycott this trash because she sucks.. Obviously, her costume involves nudity…it’s so current and now… Garbage. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Link:
Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day

Emma Stone in Round Ass Pants of the Day

I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene…. She was packaged and marketed to these nerds who felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up and continuing the marketing program…getting her cast in movies because the industry needs stars and I just thought was lacking on all fronts…but mainly her weird mouth…. But it turns out she’s not lacking in ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone in Round Ass Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to read the rest:
Emma Stone in Round Ass Pants of the Day

Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day

Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the original post:
Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day

How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

In the event you’ve always wanted to become a male pornstar, despite your micro-dick, and the fact that girls don’t fuck you for free, if anything you pay girls to fuck, and the idea of you getting paid to fuck, unless it is for some kind of viral porn that makes fun of you, it’s not gonna fucking happen…but it makes for a good fantasy…here’s a tattooed dude asking porn people at the AVNs what it takes to be a male pornstar….it may sound like everyone is talking to each other through 2 cans with a string, but it’s still worth watching…

Follow this link:
How to Be a Male Porn Star of the Day

Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

I’ve never heard of Karen Alloy, but someone emailed me her pics, and she was naked in them, so I googled her and saw that she didn’t have any real following, so I assumed that this is the marketing strategy…the best kind of marketing strategy ever….so girls if you on the prestigious DrunkenStepfather…all you have to do is get naked…I am easy…

See more here:
Naked Youtuber Karen Alloy of the Day

Producer Says “Lapdance” Will Be The Best Stripper Movie Ever [VIDEO]

Original post:

  “Make the money, don’t let it make you,” was a now classic line from the 1998 stripper film, “Players Club” directed by Ice Cube…

Producer Says “Lapdance” Will Be The Best Stripper Movie Ever [VIDEO]

Tyler Perry Lays Hands On T.D. Jakes, Donates $1 Million [VIDEO]

Read more:

  Writer, director and TV producer Tyler Perry has a strong connection with church audiences. Much of the marketing of his movies and plays is…

Tyler Perry Lays Hands On T.D. Jakes, Donates $1 Million [VIDEO]