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Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day

Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day

This is trending on the facebook, which in case you didn’t know is the internet – now that every idiot is addicted to the shit..making Zuckerberg richer and richer… I don’t care about Bear Grylls and his silly survival show. I don’t care about Michelle Rodriguez and her non-offensive monkey looking lesbian ways…. But I do like her classy demure lady-like use of the word “PISS”…as she carries a container of her piss…and I do care about watching a dude drink a famous chick’s urine, probably faked, but maybe not, casually in the name of survival..on TV!! There are water-sport / golden shower fetishists, and let’s be real, there’s no way Michelle Rodriguez hasn’t had piss in her mouth during one of her eating pussy adventures, I’ve had piss in my mouth and I’ve barely had sex.. There is no way that Bear Grylls wasn’t into drinking her piss, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it, unless it is fake, which it probably isn’t because people like this are just fucking weirdos… All this to say, the gross in all this is the eating of the mouse…poor thing..stewed in her piss…sounds like something you’d get at an asian restaurant. The post Michelle Rodriguez Eating a Mouse Boiled in her Own Urine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Cleveland by Juergen Teller for Love of the Day

Anna Cleveland is some awkward weird looking model who’s eyes are too close to her head and who looks like a cartoon character or something equally weird…but who I guess is big in the fashion industry, doing all the mainstream fashion magazines, making movies, making money, cuz fashion likes weird looking models… This is a shoot for LOVE magazine, but Juergen Teller, who is one of the more raw photographers, who produces some of the weirdo photoshoots, in a world where everyone, even high school kids are staging shoots, and facetuning, and editing the fuck out of them, it’s nice to see pictures that are more than just dumb fame whores in lingerie in bed, and more “what the hell is going on in these pics”, even if the girl in the photos is not at all hot to me…something that clearly doesn’t matter because she’s got a career as a model, unlike all the girls I think are hot, because they send me spread ass pics. The post Anna Cleveland by Juergen Teller for Love of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Terra Jo Wallace for Beach Riot of the Day

Terra Jo Wallace is an LA looking model, who like all LA looking models, is probably from LA, or living in LA, running after the American Dream of hopefully being seen by a producer at a party, to live her life as the next Jessica Alba…or whatever girls aspire to be… I have no problem with this, I assume that it’s been going on since the 1930s when Hollywood was first coming together. I don’t care if all these girls are interchangeable, I just care that they are hot..in fact I like the sheer volume of them, it means there is enough to go around…one for all of us. It also makes LA one of the more interesting places to walk around, all these girls trying to get famous…perfect place to pretend you can make girls famous, read the site slogan…it’s my life philosophy… Now I hate catalog bikini pics, but I dig girls who get half naked while trying to make it….. E-commerce pics are not the new porn. All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Terra Jo Wallace for Beach Riot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss in Victoria’s Secret Underwear of the Day

I am posting this because I haven’t been fucking raped, bombarded, alienated, and manipulated by Victoria’s Secret the last 3 weeks as they ramp up their Holiday advertising spend..I haven’t had enough of their half naked amazing looking models shoved down my throat in pictures…making me want to shove my dick down their throat in real life…leaving me with a printer out of ink and a dick full of paper cuts…from trying to make that happen…. The Victoria’s Secret goal…is that every fucking tree in America has at least one item from these evil motherfuckers…and the more they pump out girls like this half naked…the more likely that’s just what’s gonna happen… This is Karlie Kloss..and if you’re wondering where she is today…her instagram says “Hello, Miami”….for art basel…now that I’ve planted the seed of your stalking…while Victoria’s Secret has planted the seed of your stocking with their stockings…..my job here is done… [galllery]

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Rachel Bilson’s Hotness Comeback Continues

Wow, two days in a row ! I can say with confidence that Rachel Bilson is back to her old ways; looking super cute! Here she is at the “Coco” Chanel show and it looks like she is auditioning to be the next spokesmodel. In the past Coco always used petite fragile looking models (ie. Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis), so naturally Rachel would be a good fit.

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