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Xenia Deli’s Sugar Daddy Is The Luckiest Man On Earth

Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that  Xenia Deli , AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know. » view all 13 photos

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Jessica Lowndes Does Her Bikini Good On Instagram

I still don’t know what the hell happened to Jessica Lowndes the last time we saw her , but I guess it must’ve just been a one-time thing. Because I just happened to be creeping researching her Instagram recently and she’s looking like just as much of an instant pants fire as she used to back during the good old days. So enjoy. And in case you’re wondering how her booty looks this good, just check out the workout video below. Yow. I guess Jessica actually does work hard. And now, same here. Sorry. TMI? Thank you @parkerpilates for kicking my ass this morning!! ➰➰➰ #legspringseries #coreworkout #pilatescadillac #toughstuff A video posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Oct 6, 2016 at 12:39pm PDT

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Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

In the event you’re wondering how 40 year old Bella Thorne keeps her youthful body young enough to pass for 16, while to me looking old enough to be a mom, she doesn’t it through fitness…fitness she wanted to share with her fanbase of 12 year old girls…and their fathers…who are forced to watch her shitty TV shows…but luckily the shitty TV shows know to cast some busty, fit, redhead…to give father’s a reason to buy the merch and go to the feature film…because any marketer knows..it’s all about sex…make the girls want to be the girls the guys are jerking off to…even when doing it subconsciouly..or in Bella Thorne’s case…intentionally to become a household name…it’s like “don’t look my tits, I wore this because I didn’t want you to look at my tits, it’s just what girls work out in, it’s not about my tits, you pervert”….yet all I see are tits.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bank Robber Leaves Keys Behind, Apprehended by Police

Note to potential bank robbers: You may want to just leave the car running. Earlier this month, Andrew Laviguer held up a Wells Fargo branch in Portland, Oregon and made off with a hefty sum of money… but without his car keys. As a result, police were able to easily apprehend the criminal, who has allegedly struck more than once in the area. Watch the following video to learn just how many banks Laviguer may have robbed and join us in wondering how it took so long for him to be caught: Man Robs Bank, Leaves Car Keys Behind

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Meet Super Hottie Jaclyn Swedberg

Believe it or not, but this is the first post I’m doing on Jaclyn Swedberg , despite her obvious, uh, talents. At first I thought the 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year was just the latest hottie to do a photoshoot for 138 Water. But now I’m thinking she decided to drink it on her own. Which means that dude’s genius marketing strategy is working and his fake water company is now the drink of choice for hot fake celebrities everywhere. Well played. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Brittny Gastineau Hits The Beach

I don’t know a lot about this Brittny Gastineau , other than that she spells her name wrong, but judging from the funbags and the way she’s hanging out at the beach, I’m going to assume she’s a reality TV star. Turns out she’s not some Real Housewife though. Because even though she looks like a cougar-in-training, apparently Brittny’s best friends with Kim Kardashian . She’s also the daughter of former NFL sack-master Mark Gastineau, but despite both of those things, she’s not built like a linebacker. Which is pretty impressive, but all this talk about sacks has got me wondering how Brittny is in one. Photos:  Fameflynet

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Jodie Marsh Twitter Tanning Pic of the Day

IF you’re wondering how monster bodybuilder, ex Glamour Model, who clearly has fucked up daddy issues, gets that natural orange skin tone, she’s revealed her secret with a twitter pic, and luckily, I loved every second of it, cuz it didn’t really draw too much attention to her manly PIPES Good or bad, I’m glad it happened…

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Kim Kardashian Lingerie Photos: Ogle Away!

You’re not gonna believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for French fashion magazine Factice and the lingerie photos that resulted from the shoot are quite revealing. If you’re a Kim fan, they’re nothing short of ogle-worthy. The cover girl for the new issue isn’t covering much. Kim’s sexy spread includes garter belts, lacy lingerie, a pearl necklace (yeah, yeah), fur wraps and sky-high heels. Kanye is buying 1,000 copies right about now. “Here are the inside shots from my cover issue of Factice Magazine, shot by Vijat Mohindra,” Kim blogged. “I’m so pleased with the way the shots turned out.” “This was such a glamorous, feminine shoot and it was an honor to work with Vijat.” And an honor, as always, to increase Kim’s celebrity by posting them, while simultaneously wondering how she got so famous. The cycle is not un-paradoxical. Anyway, hot stuff! Click to enlarge more Kim Kardashian photos below:

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How My Obsession Began!

If you were wondering how I got into this business, where my obsession with big fake breasts came from, this is it. Here’s Dolly Parton and her massive massive breasts at the premiere of some really crappy movie. Seriously, when I was a kid these things were it when it come to breasts. I’ve missed them. They’ve aged well, they look exactly the same as I remember them. Welcome back girls.

Another Night (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics

A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “Another Night” by Scene23. Lyrics: All night Did you know I was lonely Was I a fool to be foolin myself Was it your thrill when You made me believe all your lies I believed you cared for me I believed you had nothing to hide There was something about you That woke up my passion inside Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many nights wondering how to get it right So you think I decieved you Did you assume I was playing with your mind But would I waste my time If I didnt care Good things to come too easy I’ve been heart broken to many times You tried to hard to impress me You sould’ve figured out what it takes to intice me Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many nights wondering how to get it right Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many nights wondering how to get it right Hey Hey wussup? You tell me wussup What do you mean Stop playing games tell me whats up Stop trippin I’m not hiding anything I’ve been real the whole time You sure dont look like it So what do you want me to do? Tell me how you feel Too many nights Another night when you said we would be on Another night with your touch on my mind Another night with your body to lean on Too many … http://www.youtube.com/v/m2aBjYO_0D4?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Continued here: Another Night (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics

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