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Hailey Clauson’s Topless Goodness

I’m a pretty smart guy (stop laughing), so I’m usually able to figure out these artsy photoshoots, but I’ve got no clue about this one. I mean, what does Hailey Clauson going topless possible have to do with a room full books or a magnifying glass? Unless both Hailey’s funbags and the magnifying glass are two things that can both start a fire… Still not sure about the books, but I’m pretty sure I just nailed it. Who’s the idiot now, huh?

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Ja Rule Has Emerged From Some Unknown Dungeon To Diss 50 Cent And Everything Is Funny

Judy Eddy/WENN.com Ja Rule Getting Dragged For 50 Cent Diss Time to party like it’s 2003, guys! Ja Rule took a break from scamming people at music festivals to reignite a beef with 50 Cent that’s older than the cast of Grown-ish. 50 Cent gave an interview, saying that he would put Ja to sleep if he wanted to and Ja hopped to it with the quickness. For example… Fun hip hop FACT: @50cent is PUSSY… — Ja Rule (@Ruleyork) January 19, 2018 Ja didn’t let up, keeping it up on Twitter. Yeah I do @50cent got beat up, stabbed and shot what do you remember??? https://t.co/NDq3fLoLtr — Ja Rule (@Ruleyork) January 19, 2018 Come on let’s keep it a buck @50cent is my son my student young paddawan lol you owe me your life boy… — Ja Rule (@Ruleyork) January 19, 2018 This, of course, is quite hilarious. These old heads are still at it and will be tossing dentures at each other in a retirement home one day. Twitter is quick when the jokes. Someone said the Ja Rule and 50 cent beef is old enough to drive I can't stop laughing!!!! — Eric Cherry (@CBMUchamp) January 19, 2018 This is going to be fun. Peep the reactions… Continue reading

Hiding Taylor Swift’s Fat

I know it’s dangerous to put any anti- Taylor Swift content out there on the Internet, but as a journalist (stop laughing) it’s my job to speak truth to power (stop laughing). So I don’t know what kind of Photoshop magic the Vogue art department was working for their latest issue, but I’m just going to leave this picture of Chubby Taylor  right here and let you guys draw your own conclusions.

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Arianny Celeste Works It In A Swimsuit

I don’t watch UFC, mostly because I just don’t have any interest in watching two sweaty dudes roll around with each other, so I’m not sure if  Arianny Celeste is still working as a Ring Girl. And I’m way too lazy to look it up. But on the off chance Arianny is looking for work, I happen to be looking for someone to help deliver more original content for the site. Say, by sending over a few rounds of bikini and/or lingerie and/or topless selfies per week. And the best part? Arianny can work from home if she doesn’t want to commute to my mom’s basement Tuna HQ. Call me!

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Xenia Deli’s Sugar Daddy Is The Luckiest Man On Earth

Sorry to crush the dreams of my fellow perverts, but I just found out that  Xenia Deli , AKA the hottest woman on the planet, is married to the lucky bastard you see above. According to my sources, he’s some 62-year-old real estate mogul from Egypt and I probably don’t need to tell you that he’s apparently a billionaire. I always thought my winning personality would be enough to land a girl like Xenia (stop laughing), but now I’m wondering how much money I’d have to have in the bank in order to date a supermodel someday. 10 million? 25 million? 50 million? And, uh, in totally unrelated news, does anyone want to buy this site for 100 million? Let me know. » view all 13 photos

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Ariel Winter Sl%ts Up Coachella With Some Underboob

According to my sources, Coachella started up again over the weekend, which is pretty exciting stuff. Not because I’m into the lineup of acts who were performing or anything. But I’m very into the lineup of hot nobodies going there to get photographed by the paps. For instance, here’s Ariel Winter showing off some serious underboob and bikini action, and getting a standing ovation from me and the Little Tuna. Encore!

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Emily Ratajkowski Works It Real Good

Because no holiday weekend would be complete without new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showing off her booty (and/or bikini body), here’s a quick update from everyone’s favorite professional Instagram model: she went to Coachella and looked super hot doing it. Big surprise, right? Anyway, since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I decided I’d go ahead and add on one of her photoshoots to this post too. That way, everybody goes home happy. Especially the Little Tuna. Enjoy. A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 14, 2017 at 10:29am PDT A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 15, 2017 at 1:31pm PDT

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Lindsey Pelas Works Her Boobs Hard At The Beach

In case you haven’t been paying attention lately, busty blonde hottie Lindsey Pelas has been crushing it on Snapchat lately . And if you’re already not following her, you need to get on that ASAP. But because I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), here’s what you’ve missed so far. And the best part? Unlike the real thing, these pictures don’t disappear after a few seconds. You’re welcome. Continue reading

Lara Stone Knows How To Dress

I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow. Photos: WENN.com

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Lara Stone Knows How To Dress

I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow. Photos: WENN.com

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