Rita Ora is probably one of my favorite British pop stars social media stars, mostly because while the rest of those so-called models out there are busy working on their tongue action or the perfect mirror pose, she’s just straight up getting naked for the cameras. I’m telling you guys, Rita’s got this whole thing figured out. Well played.
In the past, Donald Trump and Pope Francis have not seen eye to eye on several issues. It's mostly because the only thing they have in common is that they are both white male human beings, though the “human being” bit is still up for debate on Trump's end. But still, they put their differences aside yesterday for a meeting in Vatican City. And oh, what a joyous time it was. In photos released from the meeting, Pope Francis looks absolutely miserable. Trump is smiling, Ivanka and Melania are wearing black dresses and veils … It's a mess. A glorious, hilarious mess. And you know Twitter is here for it. 1. A Remarkable Resemblance The Trumps do look a little like The Addams Family here, but they wish they could be as iconic. 2. Poor Pope We’d want ice cream too, bud. 3. A Tragedy But still, perfectly understandable. 4. “Freaky Sh-t” Unfortunately, we’ve been dealing with nothing but “freaky sh-t” for months now. 5. Super Awkward Don’t you hate when that happens? 6. Sending a Message The Pope is nothing if not subtle. View Slideshow
I don’t watch UFC, mostly because I just don’t have any interest in watching two sweaty dudes roll around with each other, so I’m not sure if Arianny Celeste is still working as a Ring Girl. And I’m way too lazy to look it up. But on the off chance Arianny is looking for work, I happen to be looking for someone to help deliver more original content for the site. Say, by sending over a few rounds of bikini and/or lingerie and/or topless selfies per week. And the best part? Arianny can work from home if she doesn’t want to commute to my mom’s basement Tuna HQ. Call me!
I always hate it when the weather gets colder, mostly because it mean the hotties start to layer up and the Little Tuna basically goes into hibernation until next bikini season. But even if it’s not beach weather where you are anymore either, there’s still some good news: thanks to hotties like Marloes Horst and photoshoots like this, I can still get my bikini fix all fall and winter long. And I figure these ought to last me at least another day 45 seconds. Good enough! » view all 21 photos
I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, mostly because I was running out of new ways to describe just how pants-meltingly hot she was. But I figure we’ve gone long enough without any new Xenia hotness, so here’s a brand-new lingerie shoot from her. And I’m happy to report that she’s still the hottest woman on the entire damn planet, and no, I don’t care how many times I’ve said that before. (And I bet you don’t either.) Enjoy. » view all 12 photos
I don’t want any of my loyal readers getting into trouble (mostly because I don’t think you’re allowed to use the Internet from prison), so here’s a reminder that Madison Beer is still serious trouble for another few months. Which means you’re going to want to take a page from Madison here and just keep it moving. Next! Photos: WENN.com
I’m not usually a big fan of Fergie , mostly because I think she looks like Slash from the neck up. But here she is at something called the Footwear News Achievement Awards (which sounds even more made-up than my annual fake Tuna Awards), and I have to say, I think she’s finally found an angle that works for her. And you know, if Fergie can learn to walk backwards, I think she could be on the verge of a major comeback. Here’s hoping. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s my new favorite actress-turned-Instagram model Ashley Benson with a pretty sexy new photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine . And I have to say, with a little tutoring from a lingerie shoot expert like yours truly, I really think Ashley could have a bright second career ahead of her, and I can’t wait to see more. Especially once she graduates to modeling hand bras.
I don’t pay a ton of attention to UFC, mostly because I don’t care about watching two sweaty dudes (or ladies who look like dudes) roll around, but even I know that Holly Holm here shocked everyone by knocking out Ronda Rousey . So even if she’s not hot either, Holly’s my hero for disposing of her. I have a feeling Ronda always wanted to be a DNB but wasn’t hot enough. So it looks like Holly did us all a favor. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com