I don’t watch UFC, mostly because I just don’t have any interest in watching two sweaty dudes roll around with each other, so I’m not sure if Arianny Celeste is still working as a Ring Girl. And I’m way too lazy to look it up. But on the off chance Arianny is looking for work, I happen to be looking for someone to help deliver more original content for the site. Say, by sending over a few rounds of bikini and/or lingerie and/or topless selfies per week. And the best part? Arianny can work from home if she doesn’t want to commute to my mom’s basement Tuna HQ. Call me!
Maitland Ward is an interesting social experiment that is really not that interesting at all… She was on Boy Meets World, a very popular show, as the gay brother’s girlfriend…that I guess the teenagers who watched the show thought was hot….sexualized as a teen, only to be forgotten because she was no Ben Savage, who apparently was also forgotten….but I’m sure Ben Savage did better than her…because he had some gnarly stage parents who plan and control this kind of thing, not to mention he’s the one who carried the show, while Maitland Ward…was just tits, an accessory in the later years of the show…which really doesn’t matter….we don’t need to sit her and analyze her life and barely there career…I just find it interesting that she’s ended up at 40, doing weird bootleg photoshoots with photographers who can’t take pictures…or who are shooting on a Motorolla Razr…busting out her now 40 year old tits… What does it all mean? I’ve been told she’s broke and escorts, I’ve been told she loves the attention she’s getting from Boy Meets World fans who still remember her, despite still being pretty irrelevant, she likes the Comicon nerds and sites posting on her, and she likes showing off her big sloppy tits…that are now 40 year old tits…because the 20 years between Boy Meets World and Instagram…that helped her get a taste of that love….must be a wonderful story of failures, being down and out, and this shit is her hero moment, where she can be her own boss and EXIST… I just looked up her WIKIPEDIA where it says: She has been posting naked or nearly naked pictures of herself on Snapchat and Instagram several times a week since mid-2013 and has gained a large following on both sites. [5 Brilliant…it is just so weird and low quality…but keep it going…I want to see how far this goes.. The post Maitland Ward Disgusting See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arianny Celeste is a monster….or has become one thanks to trying to be hot….thanks botox…and fillers…. Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, so she got fans and now she’s scrambling in her 30s while 50s to figure out what’s next….so bikini staged paparazzi pics it is…. The post Arianny Celeste Old Lady Mangled Face Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arianny Celeste posted this video of her cooking in her underewear, because that’s what whores do for breakfast, the get into their underwear and dance and cool like an idiot, to try to distract from the fact that they are in their underwear, because they know that no one would pay attention to them if they weren’t in their underwear, but they don’t want to seem shameless, so they try to offer VALUE…and meaning to their content…like making eggs…. Her whole career has been an interesting, but barely interesting polarization of a whore, who got to work in the UFC which is a huge brand, and now she’s scrambling in her 30s to figure out what’s next…. How can she be a Sara Underwood, or a Brooke Burke, or a Pam Anderson…to take her fake tits and fit enough body, along with her newly jacked up to the next level…what brands will sponsor her, what dudes will care to still follower, it’s always hard being a cheesy played out bitch….I would know….. The post Arianny Celeste Cooking Breakfast Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arianny Celeste jacked up her face like a low level vegas hooker – we can assume she was before Dana White sold her on a dream, prior to UFC becoming huge, making her the OG, den mother slutty half naked ring girl…something that led to her having a massive audience and enough money to continue jacking up her body with plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…like this….new face who this…hustle… I posted her IN A SLUTTY SHOOT SHOWING NIPPLE CLICK HERE And today I am posting her in the shitting stance..because I like targeting the kind of retard dude into UFC…they seem easily entertained and I’m trying to grow traffic here… The post Arianny Celeste in a Shitting Stance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arianny Celeste is not really a bottom feeder, but she’s totally a bottom feeder….or at least low hanging fruit…or maybe just low quality, low grade model…. Because she is the UFC is huge, there are so many people, both normal dudes and low level white trash dudes, who fucking love this shit…but it’s massive and that probably makes her more famous than GOD… You know a bigger deal than Joe Rogan before his Podcast took over the fucking world…and that probably made her feel cocky, entitled and like it’d never end…until realizing that her Vegas Show girl turned UFC girl dream may be closing out as she is pushing 40 years old….and haggard.. NOTHING some face injections won’t fix…or destroy…because whatever the fuck is going on here, with her…is just fucking weird…but I can see her nipple so keep up the good work as a Vegas sex worker….it’s not like she’s got much else to do.. The post Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Caitlin Stasey. She’s already flashed her tit HERE …because tits are now mainstream, like wearing a shirt but with nipples, giving the milk for free, because this is shit we as men used to have to work for…..now we just get it given to us…almost devaluing tits – but never devaluing tits…because as men – we adore tits…no matter how many tits we see…we’ll still be into the tits…so tits.. I guess what this is more than a set of tits, is a reminder that Australian girls, not just actors looking for fame and fortune and attention, are a lot of fun, with or without their tits…they just love being naked and hot…thanks to being built on a island of criminals in exile….makes for magic…and titty flashes hundreds of years later… God's Country A photo posted by Baby Lady (@caitlinjstasey) on May 9, 2016 at 9:38pm PDT The post Caitlin Stasey Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you… Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot… Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport…. Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks.. Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down… Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting.. The post Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you forgot to renew your subscription to FHM Philippines , not to worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot that Arianny Celeste did for their August issue. It’s pictures like this that help Arianny keep her #1 ranking as my favorite UFC hottie of all-time. I know people are talking about how Ronda Rousey is unbeatable after this weekend, but when it comes to the top ring girls, Arianny continues to obliterate the competition too. Just wow. » view all 14 photos
I was gonna say that it seems a little early for Arianny Celeste to be putting out a 2016 calendar, considering it’s still only July. But then I saw the pictures, and you know what? I take it all back. Because they’re so hot, I’m going to want to spend a whole lot more than 12 months staring at these. So we might as well get started now. Enjoy.
