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Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lopez posted up this workout video because she wants to teach everyone proper form. This is not her attempt to get views from perverts who like her ass….and ass that was the basis of 98 percent of her marketing in 1990s….back when she wasn’t in her 80s. This is her being an influencer and sharing the wealth of knowledge she gets from working with the best of the best, passing it onto you schlubs, who can’t afford the knowledge…it’s her sharing cuz she’s caring…about building the audience to monetize the fuck out of as she stays relevant cuz she’s fucking J.Lo…not actually fucking J.Lo…I mean I am sure she fucks J.Lo hard all the time…her DILDO collection likely huge and luxurious…probably made of expensive shit like Elephant Tusk and Skulls from th Catacombs….but here right now…she’s just showing off her ass in tight pants… Enjoy if you can. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katharine McPhee Bikini Dance of the Day

Posted on December 3, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katharine McPhee is dancing in a bikini, because this is what winning at life looks like… The girl, who has a rumored voice of an angel in song, has managed to take her fat tits from American idol, where she launched her career, to some acting that she probably made good money on, to dating a 75 year old man, which isn’t so bad, cuz he doesn’t look 75 and because he’s a fucking legend in music, and in bed according to Gigi Hadid’s mom, the zombie he fucked before McPhee….probably back when he didn’t need Testosterone shots and viagra to get hard, in some rich LA David Foster Canadian taking over the world…one pussy at a time… The interesting thing about Katharine McPhee is that when her phone got hacked and her nudes got leaked…one set of pics was a pussy after a labia reduction surgery that you know she was taking to send to the doctor and as vile as that is…at least her pussy lips aren’t flapping in the wind….or as David Foster likes to call it…the Earth Wind and Fire who he produced in the 80s. …. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katharine McPhee Bikini Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Arianny Celeste is not really a bottom feeder, but she’s totally a bottom feeder….or at least low hanging fruit…or maybe just low quality, low grade model…. Because she is the UFC is huge, there are so many people, both normal dudes and low level white trash dudes, who fucking love this shit…but it’s massive and that probably makes her more famous than GOD… You know a bigger deal than Joe Rogan before his Podcast took over the fucking world…and that probably made her feel cocky, entitled and like it’d never end…until realizing that her Vegas Show girl turned UFC girl dream may be closing out as she is pushing 40 years old….and haggard.. NOTHING some face injections won’t fix…or destroy…because whatever the fuck is going on here, with her…is just fucking weird…but I can see her nipple so keep up the good work as a Vegas sex worker….it’s not like she’s got much else to do.. The post Arianny Celeste New Face Who This of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stop It, Moe: DC Police Tried To Post A Clever Meme And Got Roasted For Being Trash

Posted on February 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

DC Police Gets Dragged Trying to be hip when it’s not in your nature never goes well. The DC Police tried to include a super popular meme in their tweet and, well, in these times that’s not the move. The whole entire internet let out their frustrations about police in a way that probably made them feel like d-bags. Welp. That’s one way to handle them. Yikes.

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Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Gigi Hadid in the worst photoshot she’s probably ever done and funny enough it’s by the son of a huge Sports Illustrated photographer, probably one of the most iconic Sports Illustrated photographers, who was in with the bikini models back when it mattered, back when it counted, in a pre-internet era where he needed to take pics on actual camera…and not with an iphone…and the bikini pic was coveted for masturbation purposes because every whore and her mother wasn’t posting up nudes and half nudes all day… That said, you’d think he’d take some of dad’s advice, or maybe bring dad on the shoot to make it good. He had the hottest model of our time,…not really but in hype not in looks…but she still looks good…and he got her half naked…doing a more documentary approach from eating burgers like a vegan….to whatever the fuck else she’s doing I stopped looking at the pics they were so bad…boring…uninspired… It’s like call that birthright lifeline…”dad, I’m on a shoot, how do I take a pic of a girl that real men want to jerk off to, I am only here because of you, can you hop in an uber and meet me…”…before being told he is busy…reminding said photographer of all the little league games dad missed out on because he was traveling the world with young babes he fucked behind mom’s back…leading to him throwing a tantrum, as spoiled brats do…something that probably made GIGI feel at home because she is also a product of more successful parents…leading to really BORING pics…of a half naked… The post Gigi Hadid Eating Burgers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Noot Seear for Blush Lingerie of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Noot Seer is a Canadian model – who I’ve never met, despite how entrenched I am in the Canadian model scene, you know we have hot tub parties on my Canadian Yacht docked in the fucking icy tundra that is Canada… This isn’t about me, or her neglect for her fellow countryman…because I guess with a name like NOOT she’s not quite Canadian enough to know proper Canadian conduct since she was born here, but more transplanted here from immigrants… I guess her claim to fame wasn’t this AWESOME AND FUNNY TITTY PIC POST I did on her…but was when she scammed her way onto Twilight because it was filmed in Vancouver, where she is from… I guess she’s also done a lot of modeling, and now booked this campaign….and at 30, she’s probably more accomplished than you, but not quite accomplished enough to not marry a billionaire like other models…it’s the pension plan for their industry… That said, here’s her underwear campaign, uneventful, but she probably made 100,000 dollars for it.

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Martha Hunt for Santa Lolla Naked of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…

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Kathy Hilton’s See Through Shirt of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kathy Hilton decided to leave the house she gold dug her way into back in the 70s when she met Rick Hilton and said to herself…like so many girls before and after her…something like “I can continuing sucking random cocks all night every night in the club scene, or I can marry this dude, his family owns hilton, and I’ve stayed at hiltons, and I like what all that means…even if I just marry him and stick with him for a year..it’ll be a retirement plan, i just need to shit out one garbage kid and I’m good, don’t turn my back on this opportunity”… But more importantly, she decided to prove that you can be way too fucking old to be wearing see through clothes…all while saying “this is the source of my ratchet, gutter, brat daughter and all her porn hustle”…. Whatever it is…it’s semi erotic

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Britt Maren in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Britt Maren is some model who I have been following on the internet for a while, which is kinda surprising since no one else is…she’s virtually an unknown, but you gotta start somewhere before being something, and unfortunately, me being a creeper on the front lines, is not gonna get me suffocated by her vagina the way I like it, because if she hasn’t acknowledged me now, being a nobody with no followers….she’s not gonna acknowledge me when she’s the next Candice..but the good news is that I can blame myself for not trying hard enough when I had a chance…because I only realized I followed her 5 minutes ago when trying to find an angle for this post only to come up empty handed…as you will know when you finish reading this post…assuming at least one of you reads this shit… The good news is she’s wet in a white bikini, my favorite because of the likeliness of seeing vagina lips when they get wet is higher thither color bikinis…and as a pervert that’s good enough for me…and her body’s not that bad either…I like. To see the pics CLICK HERE

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Rihanna Twerk Video of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

6 days ago, Rihanna’s homie who followed her around on tour, posted a hotel room video of them twerking to celebrate the end of her diamond tour, where she probably made a solid 100,000,000 dollars, and Rihanna’s part was pretty fucking sold…it may be an older story, but I am a grown ass man and can’t really devote my life keeping tabs on Rihanna’s ass jiggle, even if I like it a lot…and I’m glad it happened… HEre are the OG instagrams.

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