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Hailey Clauson’s Topless Goodness

I’m a pretty smart guy (stop laughing), so I’m usually able to figure out these artsy photoshoots, but I’ve got no clue about this one. I mean, what does Hailey Clauson going topless possible have to do with a room full books or a magnifying glass? Unless both Hailey’s funbags and the magnifying glass are two things that can both start a fire… Still not sure about the books, but I’m pretty sure I just nailed it. Who’s the idiot now, huh?

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Hailey Clauson’s Topless Goodness

Lucy Pinder Will Rev Your Engine

Here’s one of the all-time great busty British models Lucy Pinder lending her enormous talents to Pure Rally by posing for a couple pictures wearing their t-shirts. I’ve got to admit, it was a pretty smart move to put the logo right where guys will be looking, but in my professional opinion, I think these shots could’ve been even better if the shirts were v-necks. Just keep it in mind for next time is all I’m saying.

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Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, who is probably the model with the most hype of the year, was hired by True Religion , as the face of the brand, which was probably a pretty smart move, cuz now such fashion forward sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are writing about the news cuz we like seeing the bitch in short shorts and exposing her stomach but not as much as we like seeing her fully naked …. I write too much about this bitch , it’s like shit happens every fucking day, I’d rather be giving her a sponge bath with my tongue, but I guess I take what I can get….

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Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

Jessica Biel Needs To Bring Sexy Back

What the hell has happened to Jessica Biel ? She used to be one of those chicks that was so intimidating because she always looked hot as f@#k, seemed like she was pretty smart and at least tried to choose movies that were half decent. Here she is at the premiere of what has to be one of the crappiest movies around, Valentine’s Day , dressed like she’s going to her junior prom. I’d like to blame Timberlake, but he seems like a pretty stylish guy who probably wouldn’t let this shit happen. The rumors about them breaking up must be true. more pictures of Jessica Biel here