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Top 5 Babes Born in Cleveland Scenes

In honor of LeBron James heading back to the Cleveland Cavaliers, Mr. Skin would like to shed a light on the babes from the Buckeye State. You know their names, but we’re sure you didn’t know that Halle Berry , Mary Carey , Carol Kane , Paula Jai Parker , and Debra Winger were all born in Cleveland, and they were also born to get nude!

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Top 5 Babes Born in Cleveland Scenes

Top 5 Babes Born in Cleveland Scenes

In honor of LeBron James heading back to the Cleveland Cavaliers, Mr. Skin would like to shed a light on the babes from the Buckeye State. You know their names, but we’re sure you didn’t know that Halle Berry , Mary Carey , Carol Kane , Paula Jai Parker , and Debra Winger were all born in Cleveland, and they were also born to get nude!

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Some Big Tit Friday Big Tit Weirdness of the Day

I can’t land advertisers cuz I post nipples on the site, so I should make this whole site about nipples…cuz really I’m already being punished for the shit by not making the millioms I think I deserve so I might as well not hold back on my posts…not that I really do…but I don’t want a porn site, but naked bitches aren’t really porn to me…but then again what is porn….to some people clothed bitches are porn…sexuality is just a weird thing that one thing is funny or weird to one that is normal and erotic to another or offensive to another…you just can’t please everyone.. I’m sure there are people who jerk off to fox news, or huffington post, or google image searches for flowers…you know what I mean…so many grey areas and as far as I’m concerned – this video is safe for always… I am hoping there’s no one jerking off to this shit though….cuz it’s disgusting…I blame nuclear warfare….but that you Asia for not only making my soiled sweatpants, but also for making me my day.

http://cdn.steplinks.net/flv/Pregnant_Big_Titsrk.flv

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Kate Moss Fucks Purses for Longchamps of the Day

I found a new fetish….aging models who probably have AIDS thanks to needle sharing rockstar ex boyfriends who don’t shower….posing suggestively with purses….making me want to fill them up with unnecessary things….like my genitals…. Kate Moss is hot, any way you dice it and I’m just happy to be staring at new pictures of her nipples, cuz bitch cleans up nicely, but still brings the gutter looking stinky bitch you’d expect to pay 5 dollars for a blowjob in her spare time, making her a well-balanced perfection… Here she is for Longchamp , the purse people. No they aren’t paying me the million dollars they are paying the fashion magazines, even though more people see it here. I’m officially scammed by Longchamp . Enjoy…the pics…

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Kate Moss Fucks Purses for Longchamps of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, who is probably the model with the most hype of the year, was hired by True Religion , as the face of the brand, which was probably a pretty smart move, cuz now such fashion forward sites like DrunkenStepfather.com are writing about the news cuz we like seeing the bitch in short shorts and exposing her stomach but not as much as we like seeing her fully naked …. I write too much about this bitch , it’s like shit happens every fucking day, I’d rather be giving her a sponge bath with my tongue, but I guess I take what I can get….

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Candice Swanepoel Shorts for True Religion of the Day