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Michelle Jenneke Spreads Them Thighs of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a hurdler and is also Australian, and is also spreading her thighs on Instagram. You probably remember her because she went viral for doing a cute warm up dance with a great smile in her little Track and field shorts on – back 5 or 6 years ago when she was just 18…. Well, as it turns out, the Australian is still around, still has followers thanks to that viral video, and despite all the potential she’s got to make that instagram money like all the other whores, she’s still in college riding that scholarship hustle because some girls, even attention seeking half naked girls who have already gone viral once, like having actual education or careers…. I can’t imagine how sloppy Australian college girls are, but whether they are in the athletics program or not, I am sure it’s fucking sleazy….probably even more sleazy than her social media content with her crotch airing out…because you know college girls…and their fucking the football team..and that’s not even AUSTRALIAN college girls which makes the whole thing far naughtier… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Jenneke Spreads Them Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tinashe Short Shorts of the Day

We still don’t know who Tinashe is. I just know she’s drunk and doing some sort of dance in what are either short shorts or little boy style underwear… Let’s hope it’s little shorts….. Because little boy underwear, like the superhero underwear with the Y seam is something I hate seeing women wear, and women do where them, and I know a dude who fucking loved when women did and would make his girlfriend’s wear them, while regular dudes are buying crotchless panties, this motherfucker would be a K-Mart buying a 6 pack of superhero underwear in size large…. Why would a dude want his girl to remind him of little boys, that’s creepy, I’m not psychologist, but clearly dude had a scout leader, or a school bus driver, or an elementary school teacher, or a little league coach, or a priest, or a Mall Santa, or a Disney Staffer in his life that showed him the ropes, or maybe that’s what his hopes and dreams and aspirations are….because I think men who dress their women up like little boys…likely are what you’d expect them to be…. That said…Tinashe is a singer who was dating a Basketball player who left her Kendall Jenner allowing her to exist…and now she’s looking like a good time for the Paparazzi like she should… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Britney Spears Dancing of the Day

Let’s take a minute to appreciate our girl Britney Spears in a short shorts, heels and crop top outfit, all big tittied and medicated the way we like her, doing some kind of dance we don’t need to understand to appreciate, because she’s Britney, kept in an aquarium, for all of us looking and pointing at her entire fucking life… She brings us hope, of being mooch dudes looking for rich women to knock up like K-Fed…or stage parent dads smart enough to sell off our daughter like it was the 1800s and she was prime meat some rich guy wanted to take with him to the West…..cash the fuck in from all angles.. Plus while pushing 40, she looks fucking amazing…unlike most 40 year olds… That’s been our Britney Spears minute of appreciation…

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Aubrey O’Day Trying Hard of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a virtual nobody. She was barely relevant when she was relevant. People may have found her big tits hot, even though they were fake and anyone could get a pair….before she got fat and turn PAWG…. She has really taken it upon herself to modernize her look to fit in with the gutter Kardashian inspired looking era…where old weathered trash can look like sex dolls….all bloated and filled to the brim with shit and semen….in some body mutilation you can probably pay tp fuck….

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Sofia Richie Ass in Short Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually Lionel Richie’s kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, but I assure you this one looked up to her fake sister, and is just a fucking disgusting a human as Nicole Camille Escovedo….and not just because she did an internship fucking a Kardashian to elevate her social media status, because what else is a rich kid with no need to have aspirations to do….other than fine the most vapid thing to attach herself to. It’s a family thing…Nicole did it with Paris…and this one did it with the cock…and both collectively smell like rotting rich person herpes…vile…sure…but she’s dressed like an 18 year old and I like that 18 year old look….short short slutty short shorts on the sluts everywhere – but these shorts don’t have enough pussy lip dangling out of them..

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Halsey is White Trash of the Day

Halsey may pretend she is black cuz she’s got a black dad…and figured she could be a black hair advocate and fight the hotel industry for not having black hair shampoo…cuz the shampoo they have states it is for all hair types…just not black hair types…something I guess is a struggle Halsey has in life…seeing as her hair looks pretty white…and the rest of her is looking pretty white trash to me… Sure she’s got a bit of a tan because she’s been hanging out at the tanning salon…to sell her being black storyline – it got people talking…and I like white trash, even when it is half black, because trash is more fun…especially when you throw money at it…they do all the crazy trash things…they dreamt of now that they can afford it…

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Psoriasis Sufferer in Bikini Empowerment and Other Videos of the Day

Floor Collapses in Supermarket Muscles of the Day Headlice on Public Transportation Customer Fights Off an Armed Robbery

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Rita Ora’s Instagram Bikini Shoot of the Day

Yesterday, I wrote all I pretty much had to say about Rita Ora when she was SCRATCHING HER PUSSY I don’t have anything of substance to say about her, I could have just dropped these into the other post I did on her, but apparently…she had herself an instagram photoshoot and that alone is the lamest shit ever and that is precisely why she had paparazzi pics…because she’s all about being the clickbait… And clickbait she’ll be… There is more….

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Sofia Richie Ass of the Day

Sofia Richie, daughter of Lionel…official daughter of Lionel…not like that mooch bitch Nicole…who just rode the family name harder than anyone…despite not even being his kid…and I guess that worked out ok for her..despite that fact that she’s married to a MADDEN BROTHER and those homos are the fucking lamest shit ever..Good Charlotte..remember that shit…that made them so much money despite them sucking each other’s dicks in what was masturbation not incest because they are twins… Point being, this one, knowing all about her insane inheritance doesn’t bother bettering herself, but instead has decided to date a kardashian, get on their payroll, travel around the world private jetting around, increasing her followers…sucking at life…perpetuating disgusting behavior…doing what you’d expect a lazy vapid cunt would do… Here she is…for no reason other than that I am a pervert who likes young rich sluts… Here she is in some tight leggings and a sports bra

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Selena New Face Gomez in Leggings of the Day

PUMA is paying Selena Gomez a lot of money to promote their bullshit like she was Rihanna – or a Kardashian – because she pretty much is. You know the most followed person on social media no one actually gives a fuck about. The Bieber Pussy he keeps going back to because it’s either familiar or just that good…or maybe because she’s a fucking lunatic and it makes for a good laugh…or maybe the media converage itself is worth the headaches… The new kidney because she is an ego and rich and can harvest organs in her mansion – because she’s rich….a new Kidney that allows her to defy science and allow her to survive even though genetically she’s not supposed to….what happened to Darwin’s survival of the fittest what is this hacking nature’s way…as a religious person she pretends to be when not being a sinner, devil, heathen, false idol…this time for PUMA…is against God’s way…. The new face that is botoxed the fuck up because it’s an instagram face now…that happens to have been on Disney – has a pop career – and has a lot of followers on social media because she gives zuckerberg handjobs… Now being relevant in lifestyle shoots….for big brands….that aren’t hot…but that happened…. The rich keep lying to us and to marketers to think they matter….like this SELENA GOMEZ garbage. The post Selena New Face Gomez in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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