via GIPHY As hard as it is to give up short shorts and tank tops, it’s officially that time of year — sweater weather. “Sweater weather” is the time of year when everyone has to dismiss hope of being able to throw on sandals and trade them for cozy boots. It’s the time of year when Cuffing SZN officially begins, and everyone preps their apartment for a good ol’ Netflix & Chill session. Hit the flip to see which celebs are ready for sweater weather szn.
Heather Graham is old…she’s not known for her ass…she’s more about her tits…or we’re more about her tits…or I’m more about her tits…because I will admit that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 or whenever it was…close to 20 years ago…and she maintained being a hot thing with great tits for a while after that…I just haven’t really thought of her since then…but she pops up here and there…1000 years old ….but today…in her weird onesie outfit…flashing a whole lot of leg on legs I don’t remember noticing…she’s back on the map….mainly because she’s skinny in this fat world…and skinny legs are my porn…who needs tits or really ass…or a face that is youthful and fresh with skinny legs…NOT ME….that’s the answer NOT ME…I don’t need none of that just give me the skinny legs… This is the hottest thing we’ve seen all year. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heather Graham with Some Ass Flash in the Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Demi Lovato is laying in bed with her tits out….yet she is covered, because she’s a body positive ambassador and feels hot now that she’s lost a bunch of weight, as most people who lose a bunch of weight feel…even after being all body positive…because the whole body positive is just bullshit and an angle..for these idiots who are too lazy to get fit… All it took was a breakup to FES from the 70s show dumping her, coupled with some bi-polar disorder, history of addiction and a THICK Neck…seriously…her neck is ridiculous… The post Demi Lovato Naked in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is really milking her dumpy ass….she’s a big pig in shorts who makes no sense – but she is a self starter and takes it upon herself to call the paparazzi and jack her shorts up her ass for all to see that even 18 year olds can be dumpy as fuck…and that people will still post about her because she’s on TV….she’s an exhibitionist trying to piss off her mom and doing it in the most boring way…I’d rather this be insertion videos, you know putting things on set of Modern Family that the fans are familiar with up her dumpy asshole…like Sofia Vergara’s tits. This short short thing is just basic, boring, low hanging fruit and all the girls are dressed like this…and they usually don’t have baby bumps from all the craft services they eat on set… Ariel Winter..is disgusting…and here are her white shorts…too bad she doesn’t get her period inthem to make it all better… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter – New Day – New Shameless Shorts Jacked Up Her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Finally! I feel like I’ve been waiting for Victoria Justice to do a photoshoot like this for years. AKA one that’s actually showing off her hot body and not just some kind of lame and/or fully-clothed womens’ mag pictures. But between these and those Coachella short shorts pictures last week, I feel like Victoria’s finally starting to embrace her inner hottie. It’s about damn time.
The 90s are in….and Peyton Roi List was born in the late 90s…which is exciting for me because I know one day soon I will legally be allowed to fuck a girl born in 2000 Y2k motherfuckers….and she’s getting paid to wear re-purposed designs from the 90s…for a brand that created Anna Nicole Smith before she killed herself, which could be the fate of this 18 year old Disney Kid….who if you google and see in 2008….you’ll feel bad about jerking off to her…because in 2008 her parents had already sold her off which is probably why people follow her…because these Disney kids have the creepiest fans…. But here’s her ass in short shorts… The post Peyton Roi List Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family Despite what her fans want from her, she is not actually 12, but she was probably on hormone therapy administered by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as much money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….and if you make a shitty kid, better to make it an earner than a bratty leech… Sure, attention has been focused away from her for her friend Ariel Winter….the pig, but she is the cuter one, even at 25…and these are some social media pics that look like you can see nipple to me, but really could just be nerd nipple, assuming there is nipple, when there isn’t nipple, because no girls wear bras anymore and nipples are everywhere… The post I Think I See Sarah Hyland Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lady Gaga released a new album and in doing press the only way she’s ever really known how…to be scandalous, half naked, an exhinitionist putting herself out there… We all know that Lady Gaga – without the Lady Gaga part of her – I don’t know what her birth name is – but that girl…independent of celebrity and her bullshit…is someone inseucre becasue no one fucked her when she was weak chinned and growing up…and her career is just a reflection of that feeling unaccepted, weird and like a failure… You know, her whole performance art angle, that isn’t art – because she’s not an artist, she’s a dancing monkey doing dancing monkey things…for money.. She’s not an artist, but rather a talented at writing commercial bullshit songs that her label positioned as art – because idiots believe everything they are told…and idiots get her paid… So withouth Lady Gaga, she is someone you wouldn’t really want to see naked, the kind of girl in your neighborhood or high school or working your local drug store that you’d be “put on some damn pants you pig, save the hot clothes for the hot girls…”..but when it’s Gaga…it’s like “keep being half naked, we’ll stare and maybe people will write about you and buy your album, which is your goal in all this, because you’re not rich enough, if you were you wouldn’t be skimming off the top of your Gaga charity…you garbage pile of sloppy chick shit… Nice outfit though… The post Lady Gaga is Repulsive in Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what to think about these Lady Gaga photos. On the one hand I can’t stand this fake pretentious flake, but on the other that underboob, short shorts and fit body is kinda winning little Tuna over. Maybe it’s just Friday and I’m feeling nice. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Whoa. I don’t know when Ariel Winter went all punk rock, but I’m guessing those tattoos and that nose ring aren’t real, and they’re just props for this new photoshoot Ariel did, whatever it’s for. But I’ve gotta say, I’m kinda digging the badass punk look on Ariel. Well, OK, mostly, I’m just digging the super short shorts, but whatever. Same difference.
