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Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears is hot… Take this in old as fuck girls sagging away because you don’t take it upon yourself to let your father run your empire so that you can focus on being a medicated mindless dancing monkey….that is thrown into having sex with the trainer because at least he has a purpose to keep her fit….while disguising the workouts as romance…something the held captive all these years popstar probably misses living in the cage that is her mansion…you know girl needs to get her fuck on….so why not do it with a trainer who’s sole job besides keeping her fit is keeping himself fit enough to bang her the fuck out. Point bing…she’s fit…and her working out brings hope that not all women die at 30, some can maintain with hard work, sure, say it’s cuz she’s rich as fuck, or not lazy as fuck because her family likes her earning, make all the excuses for being fat that you want…but what it comes down to…is that you’re just a fucking failure…while Britney keeps winning. I love it. .. The post Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Getting REal Fat and Fatter of the DAy

Ariel Winter must have a hormonal issue….because she’s a fucking tank…which is funny because she posts workout videos on her social media all the time, and wears workout clothing, probably because they are the only thing she can squeeze into without accepting the fact that she’s a XXL, plus sized, a monster…. Looking at these pics of her walking, is like seeing a fat chick waddle through the grocery store….trying to buy more cake to fill the void that is in her soul from being some exploited by her family dancing monkey…or cow…that’s too fat to dance cuz the thighs rub together… So judging Ariel Winter by her tits she’s chopped off but that grew back cuz she eats too much, alone feels wrong….We should also judge her by the fat ass TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Getting REal Fat and Fatter of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day

Sofia Richie is the underage, exhibitionist, who is now a model according to fashion magazines, because they fucking love rich kids, spoiled LA kids, raised by their celebrity or in Sofia Richie’s case singing icon of a father….or maybe they like her adopted sister that paved the way as a bratty rich kid when the world was obsessed with these idiots who did nothing…on Nicole went onto be a fashion business and Sofia Richie can take over where she left up as the chubby, Bieber fucking, waste of space on a trust fund that people throw money at like the dancing monkey she wants to be…for no reason other than her parents…. Hello, it’s not you I’m looking for, but you dad’s got hit songs, let’s get you in this photoshoot regardless because it’s less work than cultivating new talent or ideas…OK. The post Sofia Richie is a Model Now By The Way of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara Doing Helium of the Day

I guess I should do posts, even though all this content is available everywhere on the internet and I am a day late on fetish videos for the juvenile and annoying schoolyard freak Jimmy Fallon….where he gets big Colombian tits to speak after huffing a balloon like it was Nitrous…or something that actually fucks her up enough to a state of date rape…because Jimmy Fallon is a fucking creep being that dancing monkey approach to late night tv… The post Sofia Vergara Doing Helium of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Cooter Like We Have’t Seen It of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is trying to hide her vagina or panty flash from the audience and cameras at some media frenzy she was invited to… Which is an interesting approach to her vagina -consider she’s flashed her pussy in more than one leaked cellphone picture…that you can google, but be warned she claims to have been a racy 17 year old in…a good way to try to get your nudes deleted from the internet… But as a half HARAMBE, a primate, half monkey dancing monkey sold out by her family as a child…she probably shaved her pussy a few hours earlier and already grew out to full bush…it’s her actual talent for people like me who love bush… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Cooter Like We Have’t Seen It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga is Repulsive in Short Shorts of the Day

Lady Gaga released a new album and in doing press the only way she’s ever really known how…to be scandalous, half naked, an exhinitionist putting herself out there… We all know that Lady Gaga – without the Lady Gaga part of her – I don’t know what her birth name is – but that girl…independent of celebrity and her bullshit…is someone inseucre becasue no one fucked her when she was weak chinned and growing up…and her career is just a reflection of that feeling unaccepted, weird and like a failure… You know, her whole performance art angle, that isn’t art – because she’s not an artist, she’s a dancing monkey doing dancing monkey things…for money.. She’s not an artist, but rather a talented at writing commercial bullshit songs that her label positioned as art – because idiots believe everything they are told…and idiots get her paid… So withouth Lady Gaga, she is someone you wouldn’t really want to see naked, the kind of girl in your neighborhood or high school or working your local drug store that you’d be “put on some damn pants you pig, save the hot clothes for the hot girls…”..but when it’s Gaga…it’s like “keep being half naked, we’ll stare and maybe people will write about you and buy your album, which is your goal in all this, because you’re not rich enough, if you were you wouldn’t be skimming off the top of your Gaga charity…you garbage pile of sloppy chick shit… Nice outfit though… The post Lady Gaga is Repulsive in Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day

I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of… That said: The steps so far have been: 1-3 Model Legs…. HERE 4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE 5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE 6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status…. All this to say, who takes care of her kid? CLICK HERE – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Behati Prinsloo Topless Shoot of the Day

I guess having sex with Adam Levine, who you may know as the worst fucking thing to ever happen in entertainment, music, TV, life….makes you the fucking worst….because you’re encourage that dancing monkey and making him think he’s as important and good looking as his mom always made him feel…and thus the woman behind the man I hate…makes you the woman I hate…and dead to me.. Doesn’t make you dead to the rest of the world, and brands like Victoria’s Secret and whatever this is, will exploit you because of your celebrity connection and eager model willing to get naked because you’re clearly a half retard immigrant that is easily impressed….even if I think they should pretend you don’t exist… The post Behati Prinsloo Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them… She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one… The post Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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