Olivia Munn is such fucking trash. That’s all I have to say about that. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Olivia Munn Hard Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is hot… Take this in old as fuck girls sagging away because you don’t take it upon yourself to let your father run your empire so that you can focus on being a medicated mindless dancing monkey….that is thrown into having sex with the trainer because at least he has a purpose to keep her fit….while disguising the workouts as romance…something the held captive all these years popstar probably misses living in the cage that is her mansion…you know girl needs to get her fuck on….so why not do it with a trainer who’s sole job besides keeping her fit is keeping himself fit enough to bang her the fuck out. Point bing…she’s fit…and her working out brings hope that not all women die at 30, some can maintain with hard work, sure, say it’s cuz she’s rich as fuck, or not lazy as fuck because her family likes her earning, make all the excuses for being fat that you want…but what it comes down to…is that you’re just a fucking failure…while Britney keeps winning. I love it. .. The post Britney Spears Booty Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So Old she’s got a Tramp Stamp…. I’ve been going into how Alessandra Ambrosio at 40 fucking years old, despite being fit, she does go to the gym everyday, she knows they are filming their Victoria’s Secret fashion show and like an athlete at the Olympics, she’s strapped down, starved herself, and committed to the workouts, instead of just gingerly stepping aside to let naturally fit, young girls take her place… Her ego, and her wanting to make more money greed, just keep her at this, trying to defy the aging process and for whatever reason, VS keep her around, maybe she has dirt on them, she’s bribing them, or maybe she actually sells panties to her audience that don’t want to admit they are getting old… But she’s Old enough to have a tramp stamp people…that’s fucking way too old to be a bikini model – no matter how tight body she is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Lady Ambrosio in Fitness Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Izabel Goulart is into Fitness. So into fitness that she likes to show people her workout, even though most people like to keep their workouts private, since working out is generally disgusting, unless you get hair and make-up and intentionally shoot the shit for Instagram because it gets followers, it gets dudes jerking off, it gives her something to post because her everyday life is boring…even if panty shots are more fun to look at, I guess this is my G rated, even though it’s pretty fucking pornographic to me… Now if only girls in Gyms actually looked like this when grunting, sweating and farting in these poses…struggling to be Izabel Goular bodied…and failing harder than anyone ever failed before…
“I#39;m hoping to pull a Kirstie Alley,” says Ricki Lake, 42. “Every part of my body hurts. … When I went in for a costume fitting, I#39;ve lost 8 ½ inches. Three inches in my waist. Three in my hips. Over an inch in my thighs and another inch and a half on my arms. It#39;s crazy.” Ricki Lake, who debuts in the new season of Dancing with the Stars tonight, says the show#39;s daily four to five hour workouts are already paying off – in inches. Lake isn#39;t weighing herself, but estimates she
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Jacksonville and Detroit became the third and fourth teams to cancel OTAs after players complained about the workouts. Have today’s players turned into delicate little doilies, or is it the hand of the union at work in advance of contentious CBA negotiations? More
His celebrity status is still rising but we think it’s safe to say that right now, it’s all about Bradley Cooper. The Hollywood hottie has always been easy on the eyes- and this summer he’ll be flaunting all of his goods in The A-Team. Cooper plays Face, aka Lt. Templeton Peck in the action flick, and put on some serious muscle for the role. “I had to literally transform my body,” Cooper tells Details Magazine. Saying that he not only endured grueling 2-hour workouts with a trainer every day …but also cut sugar, salt and flour out of his diet. He even learned how to shoot an M4 machine gun. Cooper, who starred opposite Julia Roberts in Valentine’s Day , will act along side Robert DeNiro in The Dark Fields this summer. And while the projects keep piling up…so do the fans. But there’s only one woman he’s sharing it all with…and that is Renee Zellwegger.