What the world needs more of is Amber Heard’s black widow, husband exposing, mooch opportunist, home wrecking, spirit destroying, Wallet fucking, nipples in some fashion shoot she shouldn’t be part of because she’s bottom of the barrel bottom feeding white trash… Save it for women who get careers for themselves by not fucking Johnny Depp before destroying Johnny Depp. I hate all she represents…which isn’t anything of substance….but nipples are alright – they feed babies at Starbucks by their moms who celebrate being women with their tits out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Amber Heard Nipples See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is in SHAPE Magazine, but not necessarily in SHAPE, even though she’s been working out like a crazy person with an Athlete person to try to be as fit looking as possible, because when you have tits like that, you’re predisposed to be a fat chick, and it’s a constant battle to maintain the tits that are also the only thing people care about and a figure that’s still decent to look at and not broad, boxy, thick, or sloppy…something she hasn’t managed too well in the past, despite being a Swimsuit model, but that I guess is trying to polarize because if you’re in SHAPE magazine, you’re programming people to assume that means you’re in SHAPE…but it doesn’t… She does look better than she has in the past, so it’s nice to see a girl keep up the tits…so athletic..you can tell cuz there’s a basketball in the pic. The post Kate Upton Pretends to be in Shape in Shape of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who is Rita Ora? Is not a question that some interviewer would ask Rita Ora when interviewing her for some Oscar or Grammy special, you know a cliche question – trying to get to the depths of what makes this talent tick, or what she’s all about… Who is Rita Ora? Is a genuine question that people ask when people like me say “have you seen the Rita Ora Shape Magazine Pics”…before following that up with “I know, I’m surprised she’s in Shape, considering her tits that made her are so fat, I guess Shape is just trying to stay relevant and Ora was the only one available, or eager enough to participate, or maybe Ora paid them and this is an ad deal…because who the fuck is Rita Ora”…. Here are the pics anyway…because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time.. The post Rita Ora for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Selena Gomez on a group outting in Tennesee where her rehab is…. Yesterday, I wrote this very important post ABOUT HOW SELENA GOMEZ LOST HER MIND IN AUGUST THANKS TO LUPUS AND NOW MENTAL HEALTH / DRUGS …and I said she was in some rehab facility…because I am a fucking clairvoyant…call me MISS CLEO since she’s dead and I’m here…motherfuckers…I know…a genius… I am just aware that when a “celebrity” goes missing from social media after saying she’s quitting her 34 remaining dates of her world tour, after having some freakout on Justin Beiber and his fans, for whatever reason..a reason I call spoiled brat, robbed of her childhood, too rich to understand the struggle, entitled, dramatic, annoying, a whiner, coddled and sucked up to…having a tantrum she’ll degrade and laugh at people with actual mental health issues and struggles…because mental health is all relative…you can be sad and suicidal from your mansion and empire when you have everything other people are sucidal because they don’t have…because life is about being unhappy…stop trying so hard…with no expectactions comes apathy and with apathy comes little stress…it’s when you start up with goals, and dreams and life plans…you are setting yourself up for unhappiness…depression…anxiety…feeling pressure…even your anxiety is all based on you being an immature spoiled brat…in a 30-50k a month facility…hilarious…I can save her for less. That said, she is also dying of LUPUS so when you’re young and with terminal disease she’ll likely die of, I am almost tempted to give her a pass…But then again, she can retire and live a good remaining life without stress…thanks to piles of money…So she’s really her own enemy..and should stop complaining…and let me save her… Here’s a SELENA GOMEZ SLUTTY ROUND-UP….from when she was losing her mind but hadn’t quite lost her mind yet…I can Save Her The post Selena Gomez in Rehab Officially and of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
RACY RACY….for GOOGLE OWNED OPPRESORS YOUTUBE… Marisa Papen is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – because all she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and based on the outfits all these instagram models wear, the bikini bottoms I can see their assholes in, the hard nipple and sheer shirts they wear outside…let it fucking happen.. I don’t think it’s art, but i like that angle to get girls naked, I just think it is naked human and for the most part…I like staring…looking not touching…because god knows where this chick has been…. That said, she’s taken her nudity to an “experimental film with weird tracking shots…so trippy…or stupid…definitely stupid.. that has zero story, that isn’t even nice to look at, it’s not even quite naked because her nipples are covered, but that is pushing as hard as she can to get views on Youtube…in a world that loves nudity, punishes nudity, and forces exhibitionists to get clever in their nudity…so that they can maximize their nudity reach… I say…as long as there’s nudity…I’ll look at nudity…but I am actually a freedom fighter when it comes to nudity and I have fought this fight for nudity on nudity by being a martyr – considered porn – not able to make the internet money all the other blogs made when blogs were a thing…a stupid decision in hindsight – but at the time – like Marisa Papen – I was fighting for a cause I believed in…as a pervert who likes nudity and doesn’t think it should be considered porn, especially since all the rich guys who decide where advertising goes are bigger fucking perverts than me, all repressed and fucking sexual assaulting because they live a life of a lie… That’s all I have to say about that…oh and…if this twat wants to get naked, I’ll keep on posting. The post Marisa Papen is Naked Enoon Youtube of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It amazes me that anyone would want to see Lea Michele in Shape Magazine, unless it’s like that COVERGIRL CAMPAIGN FEATURING A GAY DUDE WHO LIKES MAKE-UP …because for the longest time, before she got her face fillers, I was convinced, at least based on her sex appeal, that she was a dude…with the voice of an angel..like this one guy who used to sing Celine Dion and Whitney Houston at the gay Karaoke bar I’d go to for cheap drinks on Ladies night…because ladies in gay bar think when you DONALD TRUMP them with a grab them int he pussy, that you’re just a curious homo being swayed to the dark hetero side thanks to their tits…an honor really…and if you can add honor to sex assault as the college girls are calling it…in what we’d probably call flirting…everyone’s happy.. That said, she’s in shape in Shape…and I don’t really care what shape she’s in, I am not jerking off to any of this… The post Lea Michele in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
How does one define beauty? Does it have something to do with the shape of the face? The curves of the body? Or is it something you really can’t put your finger on, but you know it when you see it? If you ask me, one quality that makes someone beautiful is if they are still hot, even when they are out of focus. Don’t believe me, here are two examples that prove my point—Emmanuelle Chriqui and Emily Ratajkowski. … read more
The last two weeks have seen the major moves of Rihanna, Kanye, and Beyoncé dominate our music media. Theirs are the only stories we are all talking about, and for good reason — their artistry and industriousness heralds the shape of the future of music. Yet all of the collective noise made by music’s biggest… Read more »
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