Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good. All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape… The post All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good. All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape… The post All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mom of two…Jessica Alba is in SHAPE…a magazine that once featured Oprah for being in Shape..those jokers..she’s a billionaire now, probably one of the hottest bodied billionaires…who reminds us that if your hot enough you can bullshit being an actor…talentless actor…because they all are…and leverage the fuck out of that…to become this…but more importantly, SHAPE will feature anyone…even if they aren’t in SHAPE thanks to aggressive photoshop…not that this mom of two body really needs it…because she’s pretty fucking amazing at least to look at…for a Mexican. The post Jessica Alba in SHAPE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shape Magazine is notorious for photoshopping the shit out of the celebrities they pretend are in shape enough for their magazine…because it sells copies.. So here is Hilary Duff looking like a Real Doll…. Remember Shape magazine is the same magazine that feautred Oprah..and we know how Oprah turned out…not in fucking Shape..even when she was in the best shape… So we can assume this is as much real Hilary…as the pill of print out of Hilary you jerk off to.. That Lizzy Maquire…she’s so seductive… All this to say, I like recently divorced women when the pick up where they left up an start their hustle again…new beginnings in their 30s…so slutty.. The post Hilary Duff for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Forget about porn star Kim Kardashian’s Paper Magazine cover because Alyssa Barbara is the greatest thing to hit the Internet in a long time! I’ve been stalking this Canadian hottie for the last few months and I’m deeply in love with her. So much so, that I may even move to Canada just so I could be closer to her. Unfortunately, that will have to wait until the summertime. It’s just way too cold now, as you can tell by looking at Alyssa’s tank top. Those babies need some warming. Photos by Jai.photo
Because these days, even fitness mags seem to be putting out hotter photoshoots than the so-called men’s magazines, here’s Julianne Hough in the December issue of Shape with a shoot so good this thing should probably come in a brown paper bag. I’ve always said that Julianne is one of my favorite workout hotties, but forget the leggings , if she worked out in outfits like this, I think she could probably even take the top spot someday.
A Florida man working the desk at a Tampa Bay apartment complex for seniors nonchalantly disposed of the body of a resident who’d jumped 16 stories to her death. Mistaking the corpse for a mannequin from an April Fools’ prank. Obviously. Tampa Bay Times reporter Weston Phippen detailed the story yesterday: Ronald Benjamin, 61, looked onto the patio and saw a shape on the ground. It looked to him like a mannequin. An April Fools’ Day joke, he concluded, and went back to work. Two hours later, another employee of the senior housing complex at 440 Fourth Ave. N told Benjamin about the shape on the patio. It was just a prank, Benjamin assured her. When a woman and her teen son came by to deliver the Tampa Bay Times, Benjamin asked the boy to help him move the mannequin into a Dumpster. It gets worse … He grabbed the shoes and the teen clasped a handful of clothes, which was topped with a ball of whitish-gray hair. It weighed almost nothing, Benjamin noted, as they heaved it into the trash. Benjamin saw what looked like blood, but he thought it was fake. Hours later, other workers discovered that the shape in the Dumpster was not a mannequin, but a 96-year-old resident who had jumped 16 stories to her death sometime during the night. They called Benjamin, whose shift had ended by then, and told him to come back. He was stunned when he was told that it was a person . Benjamin, who was fired, says he is deeply troubled and contrite. When the Times asked him about the mistake, he assumed that because the bars had just closed for the night, some reveler was having fun with a mannequin: “I’m telling you, I swear to God, the face looked like a rubber mask. If I thought for one instant it was a person I would have called the police, my manager, everyone.” The woman, who was not identified, had left a suicide note and was described by an acquaintance at her nursing home as a “refined” individual.
