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Ariel Winter See Through Bra of the Day

I’ve made fun of no neck Ariel Winter for a long time now….at least a year of her big tits growing back after a breast reduction…because she’s just that fat….but I have to give credit where credit is due and she’s likely taken on the KETO diet where she’s lost 40 fucking pounds since Christmas…or maybe it’s the instagram girl diet where she got LiPO…but either way…she looks better than she did before and I encourage all fat chicks to not embrace being fat cuz it’s easy to be lazy and over eat…but to rather shape the fuck up and be hot again… Make America Hot Again…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter See Through Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claudia Jovanovski Botched Tits and Pussy Slip of the Day

Claudia Jovanovski is looking at her tits like “what are thoooose?” Claudia is a model who has a bad set of tits, to me she looks like our girl giada de laurentiis , if Giada was born a METH baby who never grew out of the habit. Here is a close up of her tiny nipples, surgery scars, and her pussy slipping out of her swimsuit.. DREAMS DO COME TRUE…. More from her Instagram JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Claudia Jovanovski Botched Tits and Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day

I saw this picture on Instagram and I zoomed into it a bunch of times, to see if she was wearing panties or not…and all I could see was two distinct lines running down her crotch that to a seasoned pervert – who has seen pussy in a large variety of poses over the decades of loving pussy….looked like a clit…. I zoomed in, a feature that Instagram invented for this purpose over and over for a better part of an hour…I screenshotted it, I changed the brightness…that’s iphone technology designed to make me a better pervert….I showed other people…and all said it was not her clit….and that I am seeing things…. So I’ve finally morphed into one of you, the people I used to laugh at while producing content for you, I would say thing like Virgin Nerd Vision that allows you to see nipples in outfits where nipples are invisible to the naked non nerd virgin eye…and here I am seeing clit on some 40 year old fat chick with tons of plastic surgery in some photoshopped content…living the fucking dream a decade after her reality show ended….by getting naked on the instagram….dreams do come true…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Jenneke Spreads Them Thighs of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a hurdler and is also Australian, and is also spreading her thighs on Instagram. You probably remember her because she went viral for doing a cute warm up dance with a great smile in her little Track and field shorts on – back 5 or 6 years ago when she was just 18…. Well, as it turns out, the Australian is still around, still has followers thanks to that viral video, and despite all the potential she’s got to make that instagram money like all the other whores, she’s still in college riding that scholarship hustle because some girls, even attention seeking half naked girls who have already gone viral once, like having actual education or careers…. I can’t imagine how sloppy Australian college girls are, but whether they are in the athletics program or not, I am sure it’s fucking sleazy….probably even more sleazy than her social media content with her crotch airing out…because you know college girls…and their fucking the football team..and that’s not even AUSTRALIAN college girls which makes the whole thing far naughtier… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Michelle Jenneke Spreads Them Thighs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day

I guess this is a situation that isn’t that bad…Liz Hurley’s continuous posting of her old lady tits. I like to make fun of it, point and laugh if you will, but there’s nothing funny about an old lady who still looks this good. If anything, it should be celebrated, for other old ladies to feel like shit about themselves, to possibly buy her bathing suit company bathing suits to hope to look as good as this…who knows, maybe it motivates those old women to work out, to get face injections, to do whatever it takes to get where they need to go… Or maybe Liz Hurley has no fucking influence, no impact, and the only people who care are pervert fans, who are also old as fuck, and rememebr her in the 90s… I think the only amazing thing about Liz Hurley is that she’s British, and British women are normally toothless, grey skinned and fat by 35…so it’s just a whole lot of confusing..but I get pretty confused looking at tits in general…pretty fucking stroked out. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day

Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy… It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers… I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation… It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals… Here she is being slutty on social media JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line… She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere. I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day

Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white. I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars… Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy

Bella Hadid uncrossed her legs for some fashion photoshoot for Vogue Japan like it was The Weeknd, while he was banging other girls, or any dude along the way who was there to help her and fill the sadness left in her heart thanks to being raised by some rich arab dad and some model stage mom…the figurative hole by filling her sex hole… She’s all the rage in Fashion because she’s familiar, she’s just a different version of her sister, someone people know and are comfortable with, because people like to follow trends, not create trends, and instead of trying new things, they’ll go for the mall brand garbage they are used to, even if they launch a new concept store…they know it’s the same….even if it looks different and that’s a sad thing about humanity…you fucking drones…but spread legs are fun in fashion shoot…so racy.. The post Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day

I used to think that one of the worst things that could possibly happen is when a mom of two has the confidence to spread her legs in her underwear or even a bikini at the public pool.. Then I realized that it would probably be worse if she was naked and showing off the damage done from the lecherous creature that crawled out of her demon pussy… Then I started sexting married moms because they were low maintenance and realized that young girls who get banged out by multiple men are way more beat up in the pussy. Sure they haven’t had a 10 lbs potato rip them apart, but the thing with moms is that their pussies eventually bounce back in a big way, seeing as their husbands stop fucking them as soon as the babies happen… But that doesn’t mean Kourtney Kardashian is hot half naked, she’s just photoshopped, plastic surgery bullshit or redeemed herself in anyway – she’s a fucking Kardashian and doesn’t stand a chance…but at least she’s rich, that impresses Americans… The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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