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Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day

I saw this picture on Instagram and I zoomed into it a bunch of times, to see if she was wearing panties or not…and all I could see was two distinct lines running down her crotch that to a seasoned pervert – who has seen pussy in a large variety of poses over the decades of loving pussy….looked like a clit…. I zoomed in, a feature that Instagram invented for this purpose over and over for a better part of an hour…I screenshotted it, I changed the brightness…that’s iphone technology designed to make me a better pervert….I showed other people…and all said it was not her clit….and that I am seeing things…. So I’ve finally morphed into one of you, the people I used to laugh at while producing content for you, I would say thing like Virgin Nerd Vision that allows you to see nipples in outfits where nipples are invisible to the naked non nerd virgin eye…and here I am seeing clit on some 40 year old fat chick with tons of plastic surgery in some photoshopped content…living the fucking dream a decade after her reality show ended….by getting naked on the instagram….dreams do come true…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Purple Clit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hey Star Wars Nerds – Deathstar Explosion was an Inside Job of the Day

I’ve never seen the Star Wars movies…..I know….how can a guy this socially awkward, who runs a website…and sits on a computer all day…not watch virgin nerd shit….I mean everyone from the late 70s saw the shit…but I was too poor to go to the movies and didn’t give a fuck then and don’t give a fuck now…. But I do love me a good conspiracy theory…and I do know that people like you are really into Star Wars and this shit will be fucking porno to you and that is why I’m sharing… The things I do to keep you assholes happy….is beyond me.

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