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Ariana Grande Bra Top of the Day

Posted on March 5, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I read a post on something that said that Ariana Grande is the most followed person on Social Media….knocking off the other ethnic Disney Star with a tan who does song and dance….Selena Gomez…. So I clicked on her profile and saw this video of her singing. It made me want to kill myself, or at least find a way to destroy my ears so that I never have to hear again…because along with being a midget weirdo who is not hot, no matter what dead rapper or SNL castmember jerked off to her….she’s not very hot…and she is fully fucking annoying and I think you need some of that to make your day worse than it is…cuz sucking at life needs consistent reminders. Here she is in a bra….. The post Ariana Grande Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Richie Ass of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sofia Richie, daughter of Lionel…official daughter of Lionel…not like that mooch bitch Nicole…who just rode the family name harder than anyone…despite not even being his kid…and I guess that worked out ok for her..despite that fact that she’s married to a MADDEN BROTHER and those homos are the fucking lamest shit ever..Good Charlotte..remember that shit…that made them so much money despite them sucking each other’s dicks in what was masturbation not incest because they are twins… Point being, this one, knowing all about her insane inheritance doesn’t bother bettering herself, but instead has decided to date a kardashian, get on their payroll, travel around the world private jetting around, increasing her followers…sucking at life…perpetuating disgusting behavior…doing what you’d expect a lazy vapid cunt would do… Here she is…for no reason other than that I am a pervert who likes young rich sluts… Here she is in some tight leggings and a sports bra

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Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kylie Jenner seems to be the only thing that matters these final days of being 17….her birthday in 2 weeks, but thanks to being a Kardashian, she’s not going anywhere, despite what the world should want, but that white America keeps perpetuating…. She’s looks 40, she’s built like a hip hop video vixen, she fucks old, pervert, baby daddy black rappers who you know fuck all kinds of people, and has the bastard babies to prove it, making her a dirty dirty 17 year old ,one who will be in Montreal on her Birthday and who should let me release her sex tape, even though the family business is built on this, and they have a whole distribution system set up… Just another example of me being useless, obsolete, sucking at life… But at least I can watch these idiots on Social Media to remind me of my failures…while staring at their prostituting ways…. The post Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Gemma Ward under tits…because models don’t usually have tits, so when they do, we need to celebrate….and models don’t generally do under tits…it’s like they are college girls at some frat parties…models aren’t supposed to do that…so when they do…we need to celebrate…I mean I am drunk all the time which is like a celebration…but why does it feel so sad…I blame sucking at life… The post Gemma Ward Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna is Hot for Social Networks of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is doing something right….and amazing….and that something is slutting out on the internet….building up her image proper…posting bikini pics and her living the hip hop popstar life….making all her poor family and friends jealous…making the world love her….making everyone want to fuck her…despite how bad her music is….because bikinis everyday have that affect on assholes sitting at their desks….or in my case in my shit stained underwear on a soiled couch…i just keep winning at life…or maybe this is sucking at life….regardless…I’m gonna start posting bikini pics of myself to win over the fans…it seems to work for girls and probably hasn’t worked as easy for dudes in the past…but I’ll pave the way for the future….not necessarily a better future….but a future never the less. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Does Jenna Leigh Lingerie Throwback of the DAy

Posted on February 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures are over a year old…but I dont’ think that really matters…they circulating around the internet and I’m posting them cuz she’s wearing a thong…but more importantly cuz I’ve had at least 5 emails hating on Kate Upton by people calling me a see out for posting the SI shit cuz it’s all commercial…despite the fact that Kate Upton, although not toned, has huge teen tits and those fuckers pay her to show them off, a service for all of you to seduce their advertisers, all while I get nothing from nobody, sucking at life on Valentine’s Day….

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Summer Glau’s FHM Video of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Summer Glau did FHM in April so it is only natural that I’d be posting her FHM video 5 months after the fact because a fan emailed it into me and I saw it on other sites and felt pressure to put it up cuz half naked bitches are a timeless thing…even if you have no idea who they are….you know like diamonds, they are forever….with no timeline as long as it is capturede on film….cuz I know first hand that I can jerk off to vintage porn starring bitches who are likely dead now as well as I can jerk off to new porn….which unfortunately for me isn’t that well dude to impotence, hard living and an inability to get off to porn cuz I’m desensitized, but you get what I’m saying….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…

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Julia Roberts Finally yet Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Julia Roberts follows me on TWITTER cuz just a couple of weeks ago I wrote something saying we need more Julia Roberts paparazzi pics. This stemmed from finding out she spent 2 months in Montreal, the not very big city I live in, and not one person saw her outside the film crew filming her movie…..She didn’t tour the city, she didn’t leave her room, she was no where to be found…not drunk, flashing pussy, acting like the married mom she both looks like and is…. Then all of a sudden, after two years not in the paparazzi, these bikini pics surface, and I say, send her back to her reclusive life, cuz there’s a reason far deeper why she hasnt been half naked in public and that’s the body you’re gonna look at when clicking the link…. I guess this is a classic – be careful what you wish for….I should have been smarter and aimed higher like wishing for hard cash and not this pig in her bikini…but I guess it is all part of sucking at life…. To See The Rest of the Pictures Cuz I Don’t Have the Right To Post Them and I’ve Been Threatened Lawsuits From The Company That Owns Them…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amber Heard Flashes Her Panties in a Classic Upskirt of the Day

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder if the rest of the world is as bored of celebrities as I am. It’s like there is no excitement anymore…it’s all been done, it’s all been played out cuz the PR people figured out the simple tricks to go noticed, or what I like to call “Bikini, Panty, Nipple, Vagina, Sex Tape” in order of desperation, that now when a young starlet I want to fuck partially cuz shes young, partially cuz she’s alirght looking, partially cuz I saw Zombieland and it was either her or Little Miss Sunshine or some awkward Jewish guy to lust after, but mainly cuz she’s got a vagina and since being punished with my wife’s tainted, meaty, smelly, what looks like it may be roadkill and the definitely is the single most vile pussy I have ever encountered in my life, and I have encountered many, most low fucking grade, pretty much everything is a step the fuck up and stomp the fucking yard…. So here is Amber Heard in what has become the classic getting out of the car with white panties in a black dress so the cameras get it incidences that woulda been better done crotchless….or maybe even spread eagled on the beach somewhere, but like any PR person knows, you gotta make the shit look as casual as possible as to not look desperate…. Yes. I just analyzed a panty flash. I know. I should spend my energy staring at it. Just another example of me sucking at life…

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