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Alyson Stoner Bikini Booty of the Day

Alyson Stoner is 25 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 25 year old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini… You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her…. More creepily, she was in Missy Elliott videos…you perverts….and now she’s giving you what you’ve wanted her to give you all along…bikini pics of her dance ass to jerk off to because you can…it’s your right…why else would she be posting bikini pics if not to make you jerk off.. Oh right, to show you her living her best life, obviously nothing sexual… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alyson Stoner Bikini Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claire Holt, whoever that is, in a Bikini of the Day

I consider myself of ever curiosity. I google everything. I wikipedia everything. I like to know everything. Sure I forget everything, but while I am interested in something for a few minutes I absorb as much as I can about it, and with that mindset of an explorer, setting out to find new horizons, I am all for discovering new sluts on the instagram who post bikini pics for no reason besides posting bikini pics, because they want people to see them in bikinis. I am all for learning new eager for attention people….so whether I know who Claire Holt is or not, or what she’s done, it doesn’t matter I won’t remember it, but I won’t remember her bikini pics either, but at least I know at this moment right now – that I have seen them. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Claire Holt, whoever that is, in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld’s BikiniGram

You want to know my favorite thing about summer? That every single hottie in Hollywood — from Insta-wannabes to A-list actresses — spends approximately 50% more time in a bikini. So here’s  Hailee Steinfeld posting bikini pictures from the beach. And if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go crank the A/C, because it seems to have gotten a few degrees warmer in here. Yow.

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Barbara Palvin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Barbara Palvin announce that her and Eniko Mihalik are the Hungarian Mafia while in St Tropez and no one arrested them. Everyone just passed it off as “oh she’s just being funny when posting bikini pics on a vacation we’re sure she paid for – since these models don’t just tag on with rich guys and pay for nothing – they are money makers who can pay for their own shit – got it”…. But I think this is the oldest form of deception, announce truth and people will assume you’re joking…and I think her speciality in the Hungarian mafia…is Human Trafficking, recruiting girls and getting them pissing and fucking and filling their assholes on webcam…it’s good money – since the girls don’t get paid….and if you don’t believe me…just read her damn status where she says she the HUNGARIAN mafia and then look at HUNGARY and realize that all they have going for them is human trafficking…. SHE EXPOSED HERSELF YOU IDIOTS… The post Barbara Palvin Bikini for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day

I guess Bar Refaeli still exists…I just figured that she fell off the map and moved back to Israel after the whole Leonardo DiCaprio thing fell apart…because she is one of the chosen ones and doesn’t need America’s support or approval.. Or maybe, she was just getting old, tired and burnt out by getting paid 100k to do nothing all day but show up at a studio and pose…and she just had enough of it…even if it’s not like a jew to turn down money…making me think…maybe she wasn’t being offered money…because when you’re not good enough for Leo, you’re not good enough for brands…so she went and started her own….enterprising… And now she’s doing obscure market magazines, working her way back in, now well into her 30s…and I guess it’s not all that bad… The post Bar Refaeli In Marie Claire Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Kylie Jenner is up on some Amber Rose kick, which I guess is up on some Kim Kardashian kick, you know being the hip hop groupie who looks like this obscure waist to hip ratio, even cartoony waist to hip ratio, that she takes selfies of and exploits on the internet, because at 17, she’s been around this world forever, and knows how it works, and really where’s the harm in posting bikini pics, especially when you’ve got a body like this…a body that in time will turn into some dumpy pile of shit, because there are just too many moving parts with her young, fast, daughter of an Athlete turned Woman, parts… But the good news, as her sister before taught her, there’s always angles and surgeries to make you look like plastic Miami trash back-up dancers for music videos…stars of sex tapes getting railed by huge black cock… I’m into it…and so are you.. The post Kylie Jenner Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day

Hilary Duff is a mom who has been working out aggressively the last few years. I pay attention to my Scientologists…and like to keep on top of what they are up to… Well, like other scientologists before her, she has recently ended things with her baby daddy billionaire hockey player, because I guess she’s incapable of maintaining relationships or holding a family together…. But she is very capable of posting bikini pics, celebrating her mom body at 30, because she can…and I guess that’s the only skill anyone really needs…. That’s all I have to say about that The post Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Schön Magazine’s Free the Nipple Editorial of the Day

Schön Magazine has taken on the “free the nipple” program with this editorial featuring some model I didn’t look up because I am lazy and who really cares…she’s showing tit in public for fashion and that’s pretty amazing…even though all models show their tits, in public or in studio, it’s part of the job and why they get paid so much fucking money…they’re versatile…but that doesn’t mean that the idea of girls showing off their tits in public as a social movement for feminists who feel they deserve the same rights as men isn’t fucking awesome. People are followers, and this is exactly the kind of thing any pervert dude, like me, would have and has tried starting in over the years, because once every girl gets on board….I get to see every girls tits…I win…I always win…even if winning is actually losing in the grand scheme of life…winning at losing is still winning….

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Cara Delevingne for John Hardy of the Day

Cara Delevingne may be an overrated, rumored heroin addict, hangs with the right famous people to be seen as being relevant, “it girl”…she may look like an inbred British royal…like she has webbed toes, webbed eyes, and other inbred genetic disorders….all dumb lookin’ but money making which is just gravy because she’s a trust fund baby…. That said, she’s in some campaign, rolling around naked or half naked, or naked enough in bed, and shit, as weird looking as she is in paparazzi pics…when she’s not made up, lit well, and shot by actual photographers… These are almost hot…weird.

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Shay Mitchell’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, who has turned her back on Canada, to become a big American star, because she’s famous thanks to a TV show, and I assume she feels like people only care about her because of this show, which is obviously truth, and she figures it is time to branch out so that she doesn’t get typecast, and doesn’t have the same fate as some many people on successful shows before her, who never broke free from that… So she’s doing it by posting bikini pics….the sex tape of the new generation…because bikini pics, although seemingly wholesome and just “me on vacation”…are actually just whoring at its best…I approve.

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