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Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit. TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT CLICK HERE

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Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

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Daisy Lowe and Florence and the Machine Go Lesbian of the Day

Here’s some seriously hipster crackhead shit you may or may not want to jerk off to…but it’s Daisy Lowe, the unwanted daughter of Gavin Rossdale, the very unwanted stepdaughter of Gwen Stefani, the trust fund model who probably does a shit ton of cocaine at music festivals everywhere….kissing some Florence and the Machine Florence Welch chick…on the lips…shot by Terry Richardson…probably wearing vintage clothes….probably running off no sleep fueled by drugs and alcohol…it’s just too fucking hip to contain…I think I need to grow a moustache…wear some skinny jeans…and talk about how much I hate mainstream things…

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Lake Bell’s Fat Tits Cover New York Magazine of the Day

Lake Bell is some rich kid who became an actor as rich kids do…she is probably best known for “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”…she’s 34, she’s got huge tits, she’s naked and body painted on the cover of New York Magazine, you can kinda see her nipple if you’re a big enough virgin…ultimately…who fucking cares. Just stare…

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Paris Hilton Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Paris Hilton must be 45 years old now, but it’s nice to see she’s still putting in effort to get some level of attention, despite the whole Kim Kardashian winning at her own game against her, despite being fat…. You know, two rich girls who really don’t need to make themselves famous, but do anyway, through sex, because being famous is more fun than just having unlimited funds to finance their spoiled cunt behavior… I was a fan of Paris falling off the map after years of being over exposed unnecessarily, and I am a fan of the fact that the paparazzi don’t even bother with anymore, and that the only people who actually care about her posting bikini pics are herself, and I guess me, because I’m posting this shit…but in my defence, I have a hard time letting go of the past and that’s why I am an alcoholic.. The good news, is that unlike that Kardashian, this party slut rich kid, isn’t fat….

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Bar Refaeli Does Instagram of the Day

I wonder if Bar Refaeli’s mortgage payment is coming up, or maybe she’s making a big purchase, or maybe she just wants to see her bank account a little more substantial…or maybe she’s just feeling a little insecure and in need of a little attention..because she’s been aggressively posting bikini pics to the internet and I mean that’s kinda what all the ratchets do…eager for LIKES… I’m not complaining, even if I find her a little plus sized, I’m just curious what she has up her sleeve, what’s all this scheming, but not that curious, because in less than 5 minutes, I will forget I posted this, because guess what, it really doesn’t fucking matter because she doesn’t matter.She’s a bikini model, she’s old, she’s not even American and doesn’t even live in America and there are so many other breasts out there to replace hers…welt’s focus on those.

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Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot. It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.

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Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot. It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.

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Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house. But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house. But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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