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Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence is the worst, overrated, nonsense around. Girl gets jobs, gets paid, is seen as a talent and is barely interesting, except when she leaks her nude pics and pretends they were hacked and gets a guy arrested, high stakes nude selfies or some shit, and I guess except when she dresses in blue body paint for all you fucking nerd virgin perverts into any celeb, especially one with great tits, body painted into your favorite lame comic character…you’re stupid, her ass isn’t round enough, but it’s alright I guess…not much else going on in the world you know…not much else at all.. The post Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Butt at an Event of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charli XCX is pretty boring to me but that could have more to do with my negative outlook on life – and my uninspired by everything happening in the media and social media – finding it all useless noise that doesn’t matter – even if it makes a lot of money for smarter business people than me – because any girl with a record label who shows off her big tits – or walks around with her ass out thanks to losing weight and having a better ass than she used to – is theoretically awesome….if this was 10 years ago and she was Britney Spears – the would would shut down and fixate on it…but nowadays – it’s just some chick competing for 3-5 seconds of attention – because none of this does matter – it’s all replaceable…but it happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The Veronicas were at the same award show – body painted… The post Charli XCX Butt at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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5 Month Pregnant Girl Picks Fight With Boyfriend’s Dick Sucker and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sex on the Beach Femen Protest Tits Man Fights Great White Shark With a Broom Fata and Horrible Offshore Boat Race Gate VS Mercedes Benz Woman VS Phone Thief Suspect Beats Female Cop Man VS Pigeon Morality Police – VS Adulterous Couple 7 Year Old Driving Drugs VS Wine I Feel Like I’ve Seen This Clickbait Title Since His 2014 Stroke – But Here’s Randy Travis Singing Amazing Grace after his Stroke The post 5 Month Pregnant Girl Picks Fight With Boyfriend’s Dick Sucker and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The “new” Ronda Rousey Bodypainted Images of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I figure what better way to start the week than with some year or more old pictures of Ronda Rousey body painted….the ones they kept didn’t release when they released the bunch of Ronda Rousey body painted….in pictures you didn’t know you wanted to see in the first place – and didn’t care that there were more….but thanks to the amazing wonderment of the world…we’ve been blessed with this miracle…they’ve been hoarding from us…knowing there would be a time for a big release…where it would break the internent like a Kardashian nude, only not at all…because Ronda Rousey is terrifying…and the only people who jerk off to her are bro’s that don’t know they are bromos….but it would explain all the tranny porn they jerk off to…and the boners they get watching MMA…raw testosterone…the vagina version. The post The “new” Ronda Rousey Bodypainted Images of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Smith Mermaid Titty Parade of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Texan Titty Model Hipster who broke through the scene thanks to DONALD TRUMP’s agency…and who is now a New York based Sports Illustrated model – who along with all the other Sports Illustrated New York Based Models…who do their sugar baby-ing in the New York and not in LA – or Miami where there are beaches that you’d assume they’d be bikini-ing..you know practicing their only skilly they have ever been celebrated for…went to the Coney Island Mermaid parade, where she was a little edgier than her friends and body painted them nipples…because big tits, on a titty model is all she knows….and all she is capable of doing… The post Ashley Smith Mermaid Titty Parade of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are no Maria Menounos Pics that matter quite as much as THESE MARIA MENOUNOS PICS …because she flashed her pussy in them… Seeing her living her retired life 3 or 4 years later, with her husband…rocking her decent body that I think is overrated thanks to to everyone who knows who she is…people who I assume are only white trailer park people who watched her on EXTRA before she quit…because ei wouldn’t know who the fuck she was if it wasn’t for doing this stupid site…is boring… You know sipping her beer in her bikini as she parties in Vegas..in some selfies…come on bitch, we’ve already seen your vag, step it up….and stop the yard.

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Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor for GQ Portugal of the Day

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a reason that Petra Nemcova survived the Tsunami and her husband or fiancé didn’t, and that reason wasn’t to help Southeast Asia with all her philanthropic work. You know like one of those people who give purpose and meaning to the traumatic event in their life. She survived the Tsunami to be fit and posing in GQ Portugal with her amazing eastern European genetics, and by amazing eastern European genetics I mean her tits…This shoot is crazy… It is the kind of shoot that makes me want to some how convince her to Tsunami all over my face with her vagina….only in this Tsunami, the only thing dying is every other woman in the world, figuratively, because that pussy may be a bad luck charm, but the rest of her is the kind of thing that looks addictive enough to want want to get pregnant. She’s a survivor, who has been through a lot, but looks better than all you lazy American girls who have never seen tragedy, struggle or despair..and that’s why I like her better than you….what I don’t like is every single man who has had sex with her…because they aren’t me, and giving her unrealistic expectations for the sex intend to have with these pics…true story.

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Kate Upton Vagina Of the DAy

Posted on June 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint. Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site… I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it… So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy… Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet…. I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…

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Miley Naked and Painted in Some Love Song of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it…. I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…

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Daisy Lowe and Florence and the Machine Go Lesbian of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some seriously hipster crackhead shit you may or may not want to jerk off to…but it’s Daisy Lowe, the unwanted daughter of Gavin Rossdale, the very unwanted stepdaughter of Gwen Stefani, the trust fund model who probably does a shit ton of cocaine at music festivals everywhere….kissing some Florence and the Machine Florence Welch chick…on the lips…shot by Terry Richardson…probably wearing vintage clothes….probably running off no sleep fueled by drugs and alcohol…it’s just too fucking hip to contain…I think I need to grow a moustache…wear some skinny jeans…and talk about how much I hate mainstream things…

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