Sara Sampaio is skinny…and uninteresting…in Mexico…where she probably won’t drink the water – but if she did, she’d probably die from the parasites she caught, after shitting out her insides because she’s skinny and has nothing to survive in a time of emergency…not that she shits, girls don’t shit, especially skinny girls…because we know the plus sized girls shit, all over the fucking place from all that eating, that they can pretend is just defense from the tropical trips they are forced to go on for their bikini model life… Right? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio – Skinny Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice… She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood. You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying… But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”… She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them… Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy. 50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you. The post Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me… Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video…. The post Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosie Huntington is on all fours.. That’s all I have to say about that…that is all that matters…that is everything… I just don’t understand how the cover is so good – and the insides are so shit….but I guess that goes for most models…in terms of their look versus their personality, but maybe I am just angry at them because they all hate me…and don’t grease me or charm me with their best act since they don’t see me as a Sugar Daddy contender… The post Rosie Huntington is Good on HUNGER Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it…. I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…
Look at that sludgy goo go! Ready your fried potato bits and various salty meats for MIT’s LiquiGlide, “a ‘super-slippery’ coating which makes the insides of the bottle so frictionless that the sludgy goo inside just slides out like water.” Thank god! Ketchup basically is my water at this point. I eat so much ketchup, sometimes I look down and realize that the substance I thought I was drinking isn’t… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : VH1’s Today In Music Discovery Date : 23/05/2012 15:17 Number of articles : 2
Here’s Adrianna Palicki on set of Wonder Woman again….I posted similar pictures yesterday , but figured you’re going to watch an entire season of this shit, so get used to it, only this time she’s with her dumpy friend…. It looks like these Wonder Women Katy Perry lookin’ bitches are wearing diapers in their bullshit Wonder Women costumes you’re so excited for because they have shitty bodies, that you’re excited about, because you have no friends, no pussy, no social life, you’re awkward and you’re not charming, funny or interesting, you like comics but no one likes you….making the only thing anyone should wonder when it comes to these pics is why you haven’t killed yourself yet – Here’s ome pics of two bitches dressed as Wonder Woman. I hope this doesn’t cause any seizures or bouts of excitement that make you accidentally run over your computer chair in your dad’s hummer… If it wasn’t for the tits, I’d be convinced this was a dude…gaylord….. FOLLOW ME
Mad Men was cancelled yesterday. Or at least put on hold because the cast were in negotiation wars or some shit I wasn’t paying attention to because I don’t watch Mad Men. If anything, I hate Mad Men because I always get stuck in the elevator, or at the table, or in line next two some asshole on the phone, or in coversation, talking about how great fucking Mad Men is…..and it got old the first week, now it’s at the point of “It’s like that episode of Seinfeld” level of I want to rip your fucking throat out you suburban middle manager… So it’s nice to have their morale destroyed….especially when Christine Hendricks’ tits aren’t going anywhere…not that I care about her tits, as I have the ability to see past them and notice that she’s fat, but you can’t….so here are those titties to celebrate the end of Mad Men, or at least the end of getting stuck beind idiots talking about Mad Men…even though I found out it was on hold getting a coffee this morning…but the storm will blow over and I have hope that I will find freedom…. FOLLOW ME
Here are three bikini models in their bikinis…I don’t think I really have to say anymore cuz this is bikini models in bikinis….not much thought is supposed to go into staring at this shit…it is supposed to tap into our primal instincts and make girls hate themselves…and make guys hate their baby momma’s cuz they didn’t bounce back as proper as two of these three bitches did…the same two bitches who make Candice Swanepoel look even hotter than she is…knowking that she’s the only one who hasn’t been ravaged by baby tearing out her insides. FOLLOW ME To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
Jodie Sweetin and Morty Coyle have debuted their child. Born about three months ago now, Beatrix Carlin, a.k.a. Bea Coyle is a cutie, that’s for sure. “She looks like me,” says the Full House alum. “She came out with blonde, fuzzy hair, and when I look at my own baby pictures it’s like she is me!” Adds
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