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David Eason Plays with Dead Animal, Taunts FBI in Disturbing Posts

Posted on December 23, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We all know that David Eason is a terrible person. Has he ever shown a single redeeming quality? Can anyone name just one little thing about him that's decent? We could spend the rest of our days talking about all the horrific things he's done, but for right now, let's focus on the latest ones, OK? Because they are just spectacularly disturbing. 1. The WORST Settle in, friends, because we are going to go over some real, real bad stuff today. 2. Hmmm … Should we start with the bad stuff that’s awful but still kind of funny because he’s just so dumb? 3. A Lot to Consider Or should we just dive right into the part that was so incredibly bad that it made yours truly literally burst into tears? 4. OK, OK Let’s just ease into it, all right? No need to get all disturbed first thing. 5. Here We Go So as you probably know, David got himself into a bit of trouble earlier this month when he seemed to threaten the president with an assault rifle. 6. Gross Here’s the video — he posted this on Instagram, said that it would make people think he’s lost it, and tagged Donald Trump. View Slideshow

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Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day

Posted on July 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me… Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video…. The post Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit. That’s all I have to say about that…

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Xenia Deli in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of the hotter models out there is Xenia Deli. I just don’t think the industry has really eaten her up as much as she’d like, or really as much as I’d like, because she’s a serious fucking babe. Far more impressive to look at than I’d say 99 percent of working models, actors or really anyone. The kind of girl you look at and think her existence is unfair because she’s almost flawless, and the only real angle you have to tease her is her name, since it reminds you of a sloppy, meaty, greasy pussy…but when attached to this, it’s the kind of panty deli you would bury yourself in…making her just an immigrant angel sent from heaven, who should be doing classier campaigns that whatever this low level stripper/sex shop looking garbage is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake…. I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should… On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

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Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake…. I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should… On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

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Kelly Brook Does the Selfie of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kelly Brook’s taking selfies is funny because it reminds me that no one wants to take pics of her…but she wants her pics taken even though she looks a bit like a mom in her 40s at the day spa because that’s what her husband got her last Valentine’s Day and the coupon is about to expire. I mean, she’s like all the other Instagram is her agency girls..only she also releases self-produced calendars…trying to make us all think she matters..when all that really matters when it comes to her is her tits.

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Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…sure when a girl decides to leave Russia for the world of Fashion modeling…showing titties comes with the territory..and every model who is considered a top model…has been in at least one shoot showing titties…but I don’t think I will even get too much of that….or too much of the fact that fashion is as smutty as Glamour Modeling….they just don’t want you to know that so they surround these babes with Rolls Royces and keep it “Luxury”….instead of the gutter trash the Glamour Models are involved in…but at the end of it all..I get to see all their tits…almost making me a winner in all this…which makes no sense…cuz I’m actually a huge fucking loser…who never wins anything… Here are the pics

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Whitney Cummings Drunken Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to being with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits…. So I’m really not into Whitney Cummings…despite the fact that people like her, think she’s great and shocking, but most importantly…think she’s hot… It blows me away that she’s got two 2 shows running, making a ton of money, and her whole act is just obvious… But I guess it is easy to get famous…..when you play the system properly…and by properly, I mean getting drunk and flashing her ass on social media…because at her core…she’s broken…sad…starving for attention…cuz she knows she’s a fucking hack…which makes her a little more appealing to me…despite how garbage, like a parasite on the asshole of comedy that I think she is…. If you look close enough, you can see her soul…. The only female stand-up Comedian I have hope for is Melinda Hill…a friend of mine who will definitely not answer my calls once she makes it….She just put this video out about her bombing on America’s Got Talent….that is worth watching…both and and off mute…cuz she looks good doin’ it….and is kinda clever…which is saying a lot for me….

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Sophie Turner Gets Sexy For Halloween

Posted on October 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is professional Twitter model Sophie Turner showing us her Halloween costume. Once again, she proves that she knows how to please her followers. I believe this is a Genie costume, which is funny because I’m dressing up as a genie lamp. You know, Sophie and I should head out together because this lamp needs a good rubbing.

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