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Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Cummings is probably best known for being a “Hot” comedian….now that it is not accepted to apply a gender to a person like back in the day when she was seen as a “hot” Female Comedienne….oh how the world has changed in the dumbest fucking way… I was never overly impressed with her crass sense of humor because it is easy for girls to make vulgar jokes and seem more shocking or interesting than if a dude was to do it. I just figured if I was a hot woman, and I may be, you’d never know, this is the internet and that would be my best fucking troll…breaking into comedy would be easy. Comedians are losers who practice being funny, which means they likely didn’t get laid before they got famous from practicing being funny, which means that a girl like CUMMINGS who even has an appropriate name for the gig moved in and the world was her oyster…a hot chick amongst nerds trying to be funny…easy target, easy pickings…etc. If you have a dream, it’s easy to make it happen, when you look good. That said, she took her sex, dick sucking, comedy, made some hit TV shows, and is set for fucking life, so it worked out nicely for her. I have said that I hate girl comedians, but it’s never been about whether they can be funny or not. I like girls, I prefer girls to guys, and girls can be funny. I just thought it was reducing themselves to clickbait, when there are far better things they can be doing to reduce themselves to get attention, like getting half naked. As it turns out, women are a versatile species capable of both kinds of clickbait… So here’s rich as fuck CUMMINGS to CUM to. The post Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Whitney Cumming Very Rich in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Cumming is some clever marketer who understood that she wasn’t hot enough to be an actress, I mean, I am sure she is considering most actresses are fucking bunk, but I guess at the time it was harder to become an actor than to break into comedy as the funny girl who talked about sucking dick, long enough and with enough conviction in her deliver to allow her to develop or at least attach herself onto a few TV shows that all came out at the same time, and that took her out of touring the standup clubs and staying in shit hotels, to the life of luxury a girl who sucks dick and talks about sucking dick, in LA, nevertheless, the land of opportunity for the right dick sucker deserves…because you know getting a TV show isn’t that easy and requires a continuation of that dick sucking but made more transactional…ROMANCE…SUCCESS…BIKINI SELFIES on a FRIDAY for attention. I like her because she’s not that fat. The post Whitney Cumming Very Rich in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day

Posted on June 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all.. Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit.. Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman… Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows… Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are… The post Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Wedding Picture of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli got married…. The guy she married isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio…But you can be sure of one thing, and that is that he’s most likely a billionaire, because this Bar is for rich people only, it’s a model thing, especially one who was as famous, living as exclusively and Hollywood as Bar Refaeli the jewish model….but also applies to even the most desperate of girls on Instagram with more than 10k followers…it’s just the way of fucking life…. Her wedding pics are dull, but the bachelorette party was slutty enough for me to anticipate the divorce that will happen after at least one jewish baby breaks her vagina, but as a Jewish girl, she can take it, these vaginas are built to breed, it’s part of their repopulating the earth program… The post Bar Refaeli Wedding Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on October 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Cummings is one of the most overrated…generic potty mouthed but ot enough for people to pay attention to her, comedian…. She’s the Amy Schumer, if you’d want to fuck Amy Schumer…all interchangeable with their “slut” humor, something that is relevant now…talking about puking when sucking dick and being deemed genius…while dudes just stare at her tits…and women “relate to her” because what she says is “so true”…Fuck off funny girls… Maybe I’m bitter, because I only like when girls laugh at my pathetic dick… I guess the crazy thing in all this is that she turned her lame “roasting” and half assed humor into two TV shows…one called 2 Broke Girls…that is still on TV…and making her massive money so that she never has to work again….and all it took was working Hollywood for that hit critical success a few years ago..executive producing multiple shows…because the best way to make it as an actor or as an exec is by being the hot girl in Comedy because you are too ugly to be the hot girl in regular acting….build that audience through laughs…not orgasms…and I guess that’s ok… Especially, when she still pulls the “look at my ass”….even when rich from successful TV shows becuase it’s all she knows…and she’s still Whitney from the I’ll suck your dick to get ahead… The post Whitney Cummings Ass Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Cummings was the skinny, vain, obnoxious, annoying, not very funny, yet hot enough to book gigs, “comedian”….who ended up getting two shows…for her writing, because the entertainment industry is fucked… The fact is that actual hot girls are getting acting jobs, without making jokes about being a girl, dealing with boners, and other relatable “dating” stories, that just suck….but since the market is women, worked… It was a hook, she didn’t even have to be funny, but amongst the lesbians with asymetric haircut comedians, worked…plus lesbians don’t joke about sucking dick, which is the “fart joke”…of the generation….played out. I assume now that she’s made it, now that she has money, now that she can afford to eat, she’s allowed herself to gain weight, you know grow into the tits that are the only reason she has a career… And in being a fame whore, whore, who found her angle, she’s continued, like Chelsea Handler before her, by going to instagram with fame whore pics, to show off her new fat body, to make noise about herself, because now that she’s won…and is over winning, she’s gone back to making noise about herself…and she’s doing it by flashing her shitty fucking comedy ass..but it’s still an ass, and I am down with any fame whore, whether she’s rich and made it or not… I call this series, not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, so it works…. Fuck Whitney Cummings… The post Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Hot Pics for Instagram of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna was topless on a photoshoot and someone posted the pics to instagram….pics that I would have preferred to be a little more hardcore considering she’s been rumored to have been a teen hooker at a karaoke bar in Barbados….a rumor I may have started thanks to my friend in Barbados…but that I believe is truth….and she’s put her relationship issues, like being beat by her future husband on blast, involving the media and the cops, something most girls use make-up to cover-up coupled with “falling down the stairs” excuses…to sexing herself up on stage, singing about whips and chains exciting her, and flaunting her nipple rings everywhere…I mean I’m surprised these aren’t pics of her in a gang bang, but that’s probably the kind of thing that would make Chris Brown jealous, mad because despite his dancing…or beating up of girls….he’s not a batty boy people….and he owns this pussy…. Boring or not, I’m posting it anyway…

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Candice, Karlie and Alessandra are Together in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Those who model underwear and bikinis together…stay together…because they are paid too much to really relate to other people…but more importantly…they make up an exclusive secret society…that is corporately owned….up on some stepford wife shit…where these robots that are awesome to look at…go where they are told…either solo or as a group….in efforts to take over whatever room and peddle cheap, ill-fitting, padded bras on the unsuspecting lower-middle class suburban woman hoping she’ll look as good as these girls….and as good as they look, posing their typical pose…these girls are tall as fuck, and should start up a basketball or volleyball team….that I’d like to coach and by coach I mean masturbate in the corner while they are warming up…cuz robots or not, they are total babes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…sure when a girl decides to leave Russia for the world of Fashion modeling…showing titties comes with the territory..and every model who is considered a top model…has been in at least one shoot showing titties…but I don’t think I will even get too much of that….or too much of the fact that fashion is as smutty as Glamour Modeling….they just don’t want you to know that so they surround these babes with Rolls Royces and keep it “Luxury”….instead of the gutter trash the Glamour Models are involved in…but at the end of it all..I get to see all their tits…almost making me a winner in all this…which makes no sense…cuz I’m actually a huge fucking loser…who never wins anything… Here are the pics

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Whitney Cummings Drunken Ass Flash of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to being with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits…. So I’m really not into Whitney Cummings…despite the fact that people like her, think she’s great and shocking, but most importantly…think she’s hot… It blows me away that she’s got two 2 shows running, making a ton of money, and her whole act is just obvious… But I guess it is easy to get famous…..when you play the system properly…and by properly, I mean getting drunk and flashing her ass on social media…because at her core…she’s broken…sad…starving for attention…cuz she knows she’s a fucking hack…which makes her a little more appealing to me…despite how garbage, like a parasite on the asshole of comedy that I think she is…. If you look close enough, you can see her soul…. The only female stand-up Comedian I have hope for is Melinda Hill…a friend of mine who will definitely not answer my calls once she makes it….She just put this video out about her bombing on America’s Got Talent….that is worth watching…both and and off mute…cuz she looks good doin’ it….and is kinda clever…which is saying a lot for me….

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