Irina Shayk’s life is a Christmas miracle, all because she’s hot, and I guess semi-tactical, but mainly hot…which is a nice lesson for all of you to learn this Christmas…for today and beyond…do whatever it takes to look hot or as hot as you can…plastic surgery, starvation, anything you can…because hot people live Christmas everyday…and you barely live it today…because no one likes you…you ugly. The post Irina Shayk Christmas Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maitland Ward may be a disgusting, old, sloppy woman who you don’t even remember from being on Saved by the Bell because she’s not Slater…or Screech…no wait..she was on Boy Meets World…and clearly not Corey Matthews – but it was her big break, one that must have led her to a serious dark place when it all ended…poor thing forced to live a normal non-hollywood life… But then, like Christmas, a miracle happened and they brought back the show, sudden interest in the tits, and girl jumped it like it was paying her for sex…and maybe it is… So building that social media profile, with really ghetto shot images, thematic-based, like this one For Christmas…is as perfect as it gets…really it is what the Christmas season is all about. The post Maitland Ward Christmas Throwbacks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham, like the STD of the Month Club, or some Jelly of the Month Club, is the gift that keeps on giving…you know just everything she has done, will do, represents is perfect…from teen slut who got pregnant to get famous – to being famous – to becoming a porn chick who squirts and does anal…to whatever the fuck she is now…all plastic surgery ridden and terrifying looking…it’s perfect… And here she is for Christmas…in this throwback. The post Farrah Abraham Christmas Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is CHRISTMAS!!! These are old slutty photos, but a nice reminder that Christmas cheer and Christmas tradition, apply to slutty pics, she was younger and better then….all in her underwear for the birth of Christ. The post Ellie Goulding Christmas Throwback appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed.. I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty. The post Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice… She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood. You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying… But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”… She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them… Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy. 50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you. The post Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is some big titty Texan who used to interact with me on social media, then her career happened and broke my heart…and every time I look at her big tits in a photoshoot I think of our glory days, the time we were young and free and not having sex with each other.. because she was having sex with people in bands, with money, in the scene….and not me…we weren’t even friends…but we could have been and that in and of itself makes my insides cry….and reminds me just how much a loser I am…even opportunist models who fuck rich guys don’t want me… Here she is in a stupid not funny but trying to be funny because models need to feel like they have more to offer in a bikini video…. The post Ashley Smith Big Tit Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
