Ellie Goulding flashing her panties…her weird fucking panties…in a weird fucking panty flash that no one will probably care about despite it being a panty flash because Ellie Goulding is at the stage or level of celebrity that should be flashing her vagina lips for people to still care. This is 2019….she’s competing with all the porn, all the leaked celeb nudes, all the celebs trying to get attention by being nude, even the famous ones like Miley and Gaga, and she’s competing with all the instagram sluts….making this barely interesting panty flash – barely worth posting. Like get with the times bitch…we don’t have time for this low level shit. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ellie Goulding Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Skinny Posh Expensive Skinny Spice….posted some flexible old lady in the birthing, or the I lay here and spread while you fuck me because I am a rich and fancy whore…. fetish pic . She looks pretty good for someone who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…and that could be the reason Posh maintained as well as she did…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…but that’s probably because they are poor and disgusting and have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days resting so you don’t age….and don’t eat cuz she’s a robot… The post Victoria Beckham Spreading Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum and her rocking old lady tits – that she’s showing off tanning in St Barth’s is pulling the Cougar thing…you know pushing 50 but banging some 20 year old who is into fucking her because she’s Heidi Klum – even though it’s creepy in some ways – but hot in most other ways – thanks to her being Heidi Klum… A little weird maybe, I don’t find it all that weird, these model chicks are vain and egos and don’t want to accept they are getting old and fuck young guys to offset that… I think him doing cannon balls jumping into the pool while her skinny old mom body with rocking tits looks on…then them comparing tans…before he stares down at her tits…and decides….shit, I’ll have to fuck this horny old pervert bitch all day to keep her semi satisfied…because she’s German, and they are crazy, she’s a sex addict, proven by her 100 kids, she’s an ego who wants to steal my youthful sperm…like some fountain of youth…. If you’ve met a 40 something year old mom – you’ll know lady is horny as fuck and can’t get enough dicks to fill her hole…every mom I know just masturbates all day everyday and still wants more…I guess a pre drying up mechanism… Throw in a career as a model and personality, that vanity…that money, that good life and bitch is likely intolerable…but 20 year old is on the job…doing his best to bang this out…fetishes are weird… The post Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Everyone’s a fame whore… My friend Steve sent in this pic of a USC reporter who happened to be at the mass shooting in Las Vegas last night, and knew enough about proper hashtags to get as much attention as she could, like it was her big break, when else would this kind of opportunity arise for her, it was her “Lewinsky” or “Watergate”….breaking story…and chance to get known…. Along with the blood covered selfie was this note that I felt needed to be posted…. Now I admit, I’m as un-PC a dude as you’re liable to find anywhere. In fact, I fully admit, during a sniper attack, I would be smothering that chick (in the name of gallantry) and kneading those enhanced titties like I was prepping dough to make a tasty apple gallette. As the police were cuffing me, assaulting me and spitting on me wanting to know why I was sexually assaulting that poor young girl and dry humping her to a frenzy in the midst of the greatest homicide in American history, I would simply claim PTSD and say the stress of it all was too much for me, and I cracked and have no memory of it. The point being, those are some NICE looking plastic fun bags, and I would gladly spooge on them regardless of the time or place, but I’m a degenerate, so this is to be expected . Is this chick a retard tho? Seriously, is she retarded?? She works in media, and she posts THE most tone deaf selfie we’ve ever seen in our lives?! Or is this generation simply THAT shallow and amoral that if you have the chance to promote DEM TITS during a worldwide televised mass homicide, you do it! Girl, get to sellin’!… Word. Follow her on twitter HERE Or you can see the uprising in these screenshots: The post McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed.. I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty. The post Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
