Maitland Ward may be a disgusting, old, sloppy woman who you don’t even remember from being on Saved by the Bell because she’s not Slater…or Screech…no wait..she was on Boy Meets World…and clearly not Corey Matthews – but it was her big break, one that must have led her to a serious dark place when it all ended…poor thing forced to live a normal non-hollywood life… But then, like Christmas, a miracle happened and they brought back the show, sudden interest in the tits, and girl jumped it like it was paying her for sex…and maybe it is… So building that social media profile, with really ghetto shot images, thematic-based, like this one For Christmas…is as perfect as it gets…really it is what the Christmas season is all about. The post Maitland Ward Christmas Throwbacks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maitland Ward may be a disgusting, old, sloppy woman who you don’t even remember from being on Saved by the Bell because she’s not Slater…or Screech…no wait..she was on Boy Meets World…and clearly not Corey Matthews – but it was her big break, one that must have led her to a serious dark place when it all ended…poor thing forced to live a normal non-hollywood life… But then, like Christmas, a miracle happened and they brought back the show, sudden interest in the tits, and girl jumped it like it was paying her for sex…and maybe it is… So building that social media profile, with really ghetto shot images, thematic-based, like this one For Christmas…is as perfect as it gets…really it is what the Christmas season is all about. The post Maitland Ward Christmas Throwbacks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham, like the STD of the Month Club, or some Jelly of the Month Club, is the gift that keeps on giving…you know just everything she has done, will do, represents is perfect…from teen slut who got pregnant to get famous – to being famous – to becoming a porn chick who squirts and does anal…to whatever the fuck she is now…all plastic surgery ridden and terrifying looking…it’s perfect… And here she is for Christmas…in this throwback. The post Farrah Abraham Christmas Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham, like the STD of the Month Club, or some Jelly of the Month Club, is the gift that keeps on giving…you know just everything she has done, will do, represents is perfect…from teen slut who got pregnant to get famous – to being famous – to becoming a porn chick who squirts and does anal…to whatever the fuck she is now…all plastic surgery ridden and terrifying looking…it’s perfect… And here she is for Christmas…in this throwback. The post Farrah Abraham Christmas Throwback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nobody likes to have to wait too long for their food, and fast food restaurants are supposed to live up to their names. But most people don’t get so hangry that they feel the need to call the police . McDonald’s chicken nuggets are a fan-favorite. Sure, health nuts and vegans don’t especially care for them, but in general, people crave the flavorful little delights and their various dipping sauces. But a woman in Waco, Texas apparently loves them too much. According to Waco police Sergeant W. Patrick Swanton, a woman called 911 because her chicken nugget order had taken too long and was insufficiently cooked and she believed that she should receive them for free. Police arrived as she was making the call — because employees had already called 911, reporting that the customer had become belligerent and confrontational. Swanton’s post to the department’s Facebook page was fairly lighthearted: “Yes it happens!! We actually had the chicken nugget call last night!” He added a little more information. “Officers called to a restaurant drive-thru because a customer was mad her nuggets didn’t get cooked quick enough and why she couldn’t get them for free.” She got a refund but she did not get her nuggets for free. On the plus side, she got to drive off instead of going to jail for causing a disturbance or abusing 911, so we’d say that she was pretty lucky. McDonald’s is as famous for its selection of food as it is for its propensity for terrifying mascots. It’s a popular enough chain to be involved in viral milkshake stories and actual news reports about car-driving 8-year-olds . So we guess that it’s no real surprise that Sgt. Swanton referred to the McDonald’s calls as ” the chicken nugget call.” As in, it’s the sort of fabled nonsense that people call in to 911 all over the country, and it finally happened in Waco. We’ve heard of that sort of thing with people furiously calling the police over late pizza deliveries — we’ve all felt that blend of fury and hunger, but most don’t lose their minds enough to actually dial 911. So we guess that it’s no real surprise that it happens at McDonald’s from time to time. But it is sad, though. Like, people should be more responsible. The employees probably should have made the nuggets faster and cooked them more thoroughly. And the customer should definitely have acted more like a person and less like a hunger-induced tantrum. In the not-so-distant future, it’s pretty likely that fast food places will be mostly or entirely automated. Maybe then, customers can get their food at exactly the expected rate. Maybe even delivered by drones. In the meantime, though, McDonald’s is run by humans and sometimes humans mess up, or work slowly, or are in the middle of cleaning the fryer right when you drive up. That’s just how life works. Don’t lose your cool. View Slideshow: Guy Orders Milkshake at McDonald’s, Then S–t Gets Really, Really Weird
Despite the fact that she’s been feuding with Farrah Abraham for well over a year now, Amber Portwood seems to take a lot of her career cues from her least-favorite co-star. First, Amber planned to star in a sex tape – a trail initially blazed by Ms. Abraham. Now, it looks as though Portwood will be following in the Backdoor Teen Mom’s footsteps once again – but this time she plans to remain fully clothed. Radar Online is reporting that Amber is headed to Marriage Boot Camp , alongside her most recent ex, Matt Baier. You may be thinking you yourself, But Amber isn’t married. In fact, she dumped Matt Baier like a week ago! Those are both very good points, but it seems that these days the “Marriage” part of the title is being taken as a mere suggestion. Farrah isn’t married either, but she appeared on the show’s recent “Family Edition” alongside her troubled parents … who are also not married. Anyway, there’s been no official announcement from either Amber or the show, but insiders say it’s a done deal. “They’ve been in talks with production for a while,” says one source. Tellingly, reps for the show didn’t deny that Amber is involved when they were reached by Radar for comment. So does the fact that Amber and Matt are appearing on the show together mean that they’re hoping to reconcile? Not necessarily. Shows like Marriage Boot Camp often pay six figures for just a few weeks work, and we imagine Baier could really use the money. Amber is far more financially secure, but she must realize her time as a top-level reality star will likely come to a close within the next 2-3 years, and she’s hopefully putting away a nest egg for her daughter (and the remaining decades of her own life). Amber hosted an Instagram livestream last night and openly laughed at the suggestion that she’s only worth $288,000, telling fans that she owns individual cars worth more than that. We think it’s safe to say she’s living a bit beyond her means these days. So Amber and Matt will probably just go on the show, scream at each other a lot, and then go their separate ways, each considerably more wealthy than before. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of how ill-suited they were as a couple.
From 16 & Pregnant to Teen Mom to Backdoor Teen Mom and so much more, Farrah Abraham has led a memorable life thus far. Love her or hate her, of this there can be no argument. In her 26 years on this planet we share, she has already seen more (and we've seen more of her) than most of us ever imagined. It's Farrah's planet. The rest of us are just witnesses. If you watch Teen Mom OG online or just observe her on social media, or in any way, shape of form, you know Farrah is pretty peerless. One can never take this fact away from Abraham: She has produced a mammoth amount of hilarious (albeit often unintentionally so) entertaining, cringe-worthy and X-rated moments. Here, we immortalize her legacy in GIF form. 1. Farrah Abraham is So Real Farrah Abraham is so real. She’s real something, that’s for sure. 2. Farrah Abraham: Okkkkk! She may be delusional, but for the entertainment value provided, Farrah Abraham is okkkkk with us! 3. The Eternal Question Probably has something to do with the number per hand vs. the shape of a fist … just weighing in. 4. Farrah Abraham: Shut the F–k Up! Farrah Abraham lays down the law and does not mince words. 5. Farrah Abraham Twerking Farrah Abraham twerking like it’s her job. Which it basically is, at least part of the time. We mean naked, on top of James Deen, and getting paid for it. 6. Your Trashy-Ass Show Farrah Abraham is pretty much the living embodiment of the pot calling the kettle black with this one. View Slideshow
Sister, sister? More like: oh brother! With the Internet abuzz over the possibility of another Kim Kardashian sex tape , and also over the rumored existence of a Kylie Jenner sex tape , Tamera Mowry-Housely has swooped in and dropped an unexpected tidbit of her own: She also has a sex tape! What?!? Allow the actress and talk show host to explain. The topic was broached on Thursday's episode of The Real, which is a daytime program that actually exists. Really, it does. As the panelists discussed whether or not they watch pornographic material of any kind, Tamera chimed in with her take… … and it included the bombshell that she once got it on with her husband as a camera rolled. “Honestly, you guys, I don't enjoy that,” Tamera explained to the her co-hosts while discussing adult movies, adding: “I'd rather make my own and have my husband watch me…In the comfort of my own home, you guys!” Wait, so she's done this before?!? We did one …[and] I didn't like it! I don't like watching!” she replied. Naturally, everyone else on The Real had a field day with this piece of information, with Jeannie Mai even asking if it has a title. Turns out… it does! “I don't think you're ready for it. You guys are going to get me in trouble!” Mowry-Housely responded, hemming and hawing before finally revealing her sex tape's title: “I am in SO much trouble but it would be called 'Sweet and Juicy.'” Yup: Sweet and Juicy! We'll be honest: we've heard worse. As long as you don't name your sex tape Backdoor Teen Mom or something, you're pretty much fine at this point. Watch the hilarious admission below:
Dancing With the Stars pros Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd began dating back in 2012, but just like the competition for the mirrored ball trophy, their relationship has been far from easy. The couple split several times amidst infidelity rumors, always telling the press that their work schedules were too hectic to allow them time for a relationship. (We feel like training and filming just a few feet away from each other would make it easy to put in long days at work and still spend time together, but we digress.) Anyway, after many ups and downs, Maksim and Peta got back together in May of this year, and over the weekend, Maks asked Peta to be his dancing partner for the rest of their lives. This is not a couple that's ever shied away from the spotlight, so it's fitting that Maks proposed during a performance at the Olympia Theater in Miami. You can watch the big moment in the video below. “I'm in love with you, and I will be in love with you for the rest of my life,” Maks told Peta before getting down on one knee – much to the delight of the massive crowd on hand. The couple hasn't discussed any specifics, such as when they plan to tie the knot, but if they decide to have kids, you know they'll be born with some serious rhythm. Congrats to Maks and Peta!
Farrah Abraham treated her fans to a barely-there holiday photo shoot, and if it doesn't go without saying, it's got the potential to haunt your dreams. Or bring your weirdest Christmas fantasies to life, if you're into this sort of thing. Which presumably some people are, if she got paid to do this? We honestly have no idea, but whether you watch Teen Mom online or watch Backdoor Teen Mom online, you know Farrah does anything for a buck. In this case, you can see her flaunting her cleavage, toned stomach and surgically enhanced booty in a NSFW shoot for her new social network. Yes, ever the entrepreneur, Farrah Abraham has a new social network. “Eye Candy” is aptly titled, that's for sure. And oh how festive it is, to boot. The mother of Sophia got into the holiday spirit by holding ornaments, flaunting her new boobs and making you wish there were mistletoe around. Or something. Just take a look if you dare. Or run for the hills if this is scaring you, because the pics are even more NSFW than you think …
