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Nadine Velazquez is Subtle of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, let’s not call her out or mock her for using her tits to get some male attention. She knows she’s fading and has a few hours left of sex appeal, something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…because it’s a competitive world out there…and girls are willing todo a lot of different things for the part…you know producers have all the power over these girls…like throwing raw meat at a bunch of hungry dogs…only they have more make-up, botox, fake tits, tight pants, short skirts, cleavage….but the hunger is the fucking same…now make that role for a hispanic in a white washed industry and bitch better watch out.. So let her have her cleavage…it’s what she’s got left…and let us stare, it’s what she would want us to…it’s what the old her probably got paid to do… The post Nadine Velazquez is Subtle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the model that Leonardo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because it makes the world think he’s not gay… Kelly Rohrbach is well aware of this being a great PR strategy for her “modeling” career, that stamp of approval that will lead to more work, or even more rich and famous dudes, who want the pussy Leo theoretically fucked, because it’s a status thing, even though the last thing I’d want to touch is the pussy that Leo fucked, I mean if I was rich, not because I know she’s a gold digging fame whore, all girls are…or because she’s probably got an STD, as everyone’s got fucking STDs especially Hollywood, not that he’s ever fucked her… But because if you’re rich you can get new pussy…fresh pussy…hotter pussy… While as a broke, fat, married, mexican, old, Canadian…I figure – I fuck anything that comes my way, and none of it looks quite like this Kelly Rohrbach, but if it did, I’d be down even if I knew she was just a hooker, sure it’s an A-List hooker but still a hooker…in a world where everyone is a hooker… The post Leonardo DiCaprio’s Vagina in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit. That’s all I have to say about that…

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Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be.. That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian… Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls.. Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

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Alexa Vega’s Underwater Tits of the Day

Her name is Alexa Vega. She is some married chick who you may remember as the tween Robert Rodriguez had a “boner” for. I don’t want to say that he molested her on the set of Spy Kids, because I would be making that up, but I will say that he is the only person who has ever really given her work, and to me that means she’s probably got some dirt on him that she’s using to extort him…or maybe, just maybe, he’s like you creepy dudes who watch your neighbor’s kids grow up, and one day realize “shit they have tits, I’m gonna go watch her sun tan and film it for later”…you know cuz thanks to technology – we’re all filmmakers now… She posted this under water, titties be floating pic…and so am I…because Alexa Vega and me…are so fucking similar like that. #twinsies If girls drowning and struggling for air is your fetish – watch out.

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Lady Gaga Leaving The Meat At Home For This Year’s VMAs

While she’s probably got an out-there outfit planned, this time she’s ‘cut out poultry.’ By Jocelyn Vena

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Cassie Scerbo Does the Worst Wonder Woman of All Time of the Day

Oh look another girl in a wonder woman costume…i wonder where she came up with this…oh right she probably got the idea for the 1000000s of girls who have rocked the same fucking costume since 1978….irrelevant cunt…needs to step her creative game up…she’s on the red carpet…hitting the costume shop saying “hey, I’ll take anything generic you got”….doesn’t fucking cut it for me….but maybe that’s cuz I am too cool for Halloween….or maybe I am just too cool for this Cassie Scerbo bitch…you know since I’ve never heard of her….because she is best known for “Bring It On: In It to Win It” and looking at her doing one of the worst, boxy, horrible Wonder Woman I’ve ever seen….doesn’t do it for me…even with her costume jacked up her twat….I am actually embarrassed for her…. TO SEE THE REST Of THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day

If you’re like me – you probably wonder what Britney Spears’ ass smells like on a given day…and if you are like me…you have probably got in bed with many dirty yet affordable women that give you the memory of smells no one should ever smell so that you can reflect on it for the rest of your fucking life…almost like a catalog or menu of fine wines, or expensive perfumes, only the totally unhygienic, plumes of disgusting varieties of disease and feces in a I can’t believe I stuck my dick in that and didn’t die despite the close calls, version….and between you and me, I’d probably do it all again, cuz I just can’t help but shove my fucking face in vile to relive the glory days, seriously, sometimes I have to put myself on a leash at the dog park…. Short dresses are amazing….Seriously. Endless days of mine are spent at the bottom of staircases…making stairs the best invention since short dresses….woah…I just confused myself. Pics via Fame

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Paris Hilton Swimsuit Pictures

Apparently Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro doing lame promotional work for some sort of Brazilian beer that nobody has ever heard of or cares about. At least while she was there she decided to walk out onto her hotel room balcony for some sun in a little black bathing suit. I especially like that she’s pretending to drink the beer, what a great actress. She’s probably got cases of it stacked up in her room. Anyhow, you know the drill, Paris Hilton , bathing suit, boobies… Etc. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Tiger Bought Liposuction For His Ladies

Link: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national… Oh good: Tiger paid 26-year-old Jamie Jungers thousands of dollars, which she used to have thigh liposuction. He also allegedly paid for visits with another woman (porn star Joslyn James).

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