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Paris Hilton Topless For V Magazine

I don’t have a clue what the hell the theme of this photoshoot is supposed to be, futuristic corpse or something, but it’s not often I get stylish pictures of Paris Hilton with her top off so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Apparently these shots are from V Magazine and it’s something called The Transformation … I don’t get it either. I’d say she kinda looks like a male going through gender reassignment, but her breasts are too small.

Paula LaBaredas Drops Some Unknown Hotness

I haven’t got a clue who this Paula LaBaredas chick is, but I’m not one to refuse pictures of a hot chick in an absolutely tiny dress, so I just had to share them with you. Besides, she looks pretty cute whoever she is, and her name kind of sounds like it’s spanish for the bare ass. Hot. more pictures of Paula LaBaredas here

Paris Hilton’s Skinny Girl Breasts Make An Appearance

Say what you will about Paris Hilton , but she’s got one hell of a tight little body on her. Here she is in a really tight dress that not only leaves little to the imagination, but squeezes those skinny girl breasts together just perfectly. I love those magical disappearing reappearing boobs of hers. I get the feeling this chick spends the better part of the day keeping herself looking good. I wonder how much she pends a year on hair removal? Money well spent.

Paris Hilton’s Birthday Cleavage Impresses

This is more like it, if you’re going to hit the red carpet, might as well do it with your breasts hanging out of your dress. You got that Katrina Bowden ? Here’s Paris Hilton at one of her many birthday parties dropping some extremely impressive cleavage for a chick with pretty much no breasts what so ever. She really knows how to work with what she’s got. Alright so she’s not exactly overflowing with front meat, some angles are more flattering than others, but if you’re into chest bones you’ll love this. Enjoy. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Paris Hilton’s Meathead Bikini Pictures

Here’s Paris Hilton and her latest douche frolicking on the beach in Hawaii in her little bikini. They’re not really the most interesting of bikini pictures, but I’ve been off for a few days so these are good enough for now. I wish I could have cropped out the meathead, nobody needs to see that garbage during the holidays, but I’m not that skilled in photoshop. Anyhow, I didn’t get as many half naked chicks for Christmas as I would have liked, so I thought I’d treat myself. Enjoy.

Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit

Apparently Paris Hilton is vacationing in Hawaii while the rest of us freeze our balls, it’s nice to be rich and famous, here she is hanging out in her weird swimsuit on the beach with her douche. It looks like it’s missing a few pieces, not that I care, the more skin the better. I think I can see a little underboob which is always nice, but I would have preferred a bikini. And what happened to the massive cleavage she was rocking the other day? Her on again off again magical boobies seem to have vanished once again. So sad.

Paris Hilton And Her Incredible Cleavage

I don’t know what Paris Hilton is trying to sell in these pictures, she’s always trying to sell something, but I’m buying. It’s pretty impressive how talented this chick is at turning a small pair of boobs into something spectacular. I’m on Twitter Paris, I need to find out exactly what bra you wear, make and model, so I can buy it for my girlfriend for Christmas. I’m not even kidding, please contact me. Anyhow, she’s looking pretty damn awesome if you ask me. I think she knows she’s not the draw she used to be and is doing everything she can to get a leg up on the competition…. And I for one am very thankful. Keep up the good work. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Paris Hilton’s On Again Off Again Cleavage

I don’t know what’s happening with Paris Hilton and that cocaine thing she’s got going on, I don’t really care, but I like her skinny girl boobies so here they are. They’re not as magical as they were the other day, but they’ll do for now. I’m really confused as to how she gets them looking so big when they’re clearly quite small. And does it work on testicles because mine need some help… They look like golf balls in a pillow case.

Paris Hilton’s Magical Boobs Out For A Walk

This morning I read somewhere that Heidi Montag wanted to remove some of her massive new implants and I got really depressed. Why would she do this to me just when I was beginning to tolerate her? Then I found these pictures of Paris Hilton , who’s probably got some off the smallest breasts in Hollywood but somehow manages to make them looks awesome, and she cheered me up. Here she is out doing something I don’t care about. Anyhow, if these two lady douches could get organized, between the two of them they could each have a decent size rack and we’d all be happy. It’s a win win win situation. more pictures of Paris Hilton here

Paris Hilton’s Cleavage Leaves Me Speechless

I don’t know how the (expletive removed) Paris Hilton does this crap, she’s one of the skinniest chicks in the celebrity gossip circles, has some of the smallest boobs around and yet here she is dropping some amazing cleavage. She must have duct tape, support wires and all kinds of water balloon in there just to keep those things going. Honestly, I don’t care how she does it. It’s like watching a swan swim across a pond, they look so beautiful and graceful, but underwater their little legs arm pumping like crazy. That’s what I imagine is going on under her top. Clearly I have no idea how a push up bra works. more pictures of Paris Hilton here