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AJ And Aly Michalka Make A Great Pair

I haven’t done a post on AJ and Aly Michalka  here in a real long time, but these two used to be one of my favorite pairs of hot sisters back in the day. Now I’m having a little trouble remembering which one is which, and I’m way too lazy to look it up. Also, I guess it doesn’t really matter. I’d take either. Or both. Me and the Little Tuna aren’t picky.

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Victoria Justice’s “Talents” Are Underrated

This one’s for all you guys out there who don’t get it when I talk about how talented Victoria Justice is: a few shots of her looking absolutely smoking hot, and then a pair of grade-A GIFs of Victoria showing off her many talents. Just to be clear, when I’m talking about talent, I mean her funbags. You guys get it now, right? Enjoy.

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Peyton List Should Be Way More Famous

I know I’ve done a bunch of posts on her by not, but for some reason, I still can’t remember what  Peyton List is famous for. Probably because I’ve fried my brain after all those years with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. Anyway, I guess it doesn’t really matter whether she’s a current/former Disney star, or a wannabe pop star, or a wannabe actress, or a wannabe model, or any of that. There’s only one thing that really matters: that she’s smoking hot.

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Amy Jackson In A Bikini Deserves Extra Attention

I know my eyesight isn’t great — spending 5 days a week with your nose an inch from your computer screen probably isn’t very good for your eyes, plus there’s all that stuff my mom used to tell about how my private bathroom time would make me go blind. So maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like  Amy Jackson is wearing a pad or something in her bikini bottoms in this photoshoot. That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter, because she’s smoking hot no matter what. And that’s something I’ve got no problem seeing. Continue reading

I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day

Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood… Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit… She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day

Mena Suvari is probably pretty old now. She’s a memory of a simpler time, but not really that much simplier, maybe just when Hollywood made better movies, and I’m not really referencing American Pie, where she played an uneventful, alien headed, very fucking late 90s character…I’m talking about her actual acting work…like American Beauty and whatever the fuck else she did…. I think I probably think movies were better back then, because I was naive and they were all we had….but the reality is that acting as a whole is stupid, falling into a 90 minute story is just lazy of us and even cheesy….when social media and real storylines are playing out. I think that’s part of why VINE is working for people, we don’t give a fuck but we’ll give you 6 seconds….and why these TV series on Netflix are working because it gives us 10 hours to like a character or hate a character or get sucked in by a character…while standard movies are just old school.. I guess it doesn’t matter, what matters is that Mena Suvari still has a round ass…a constant the last 20 years in the business.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mena Suvari Booty in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Barbara Because We Are Thankful

In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving today (since Columbus Day is kind of a made-up holiday anyway), I decided to do a post on one of the finest Canadian hotties ever to grace this site: Alyssa Barbara . That said, I guess it doesn’t really matter whether it’s technically a holiday or not, getting a new busty photoshoot from Alyssa is enough to make any day a special occasion. So make sure to celebrate accordingly: by taking the rest of the day off to give thanks for a woman this smoking hot. Enjoy.

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It’s A Paired Affair: Coupled Up At The 2014 MTV VMA’s [Photos/Video]

Katy Perry and RiffRaff tries to steal the show with a retro not to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake BUTT we’re bigger fans of Wiz and Amber’s look! What say you guys, Are You Feelin It? Guess it doesn’t matter to Amber one way or another. Hit the flip for more from the VMA couples edition and from Amber’s IG! Getty Images/WENN/Instagram

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Best News Story Ever of the Day

ABC-7.com WZVN News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral Some naked 21 year old dude named Gregory Bruni…was heard on the roof of some family’s house in Fort Myers…when he got caught, he decided to run into the house, where he tried to steal a TV, avoid getting shot, before shitting in two places and masturbating in the house all at gun point….amazing way to add some excitement to sleepy meth filled Florida….and as far as I am concerned this guy is a fucking hero and a testament to how shitty Florida is….literally. The funny thing is I’ve done this exact same thing at least once…but I guess it doesn’t count when it is in your own home….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Shorty Shorts

I kind of feel bad that I don’t know anything about this Ashley Tisdale bird, I’ve been posting pictures of her for years and I really don’t know what the hell she does. I always assumed she was on some kids show that I’m too old to be watching without going on to some sort of government list, but she’s got to be getting a little old for that kind of thing. I guess it doesn’t matter, she could be homeless for all I care, if she’s going to be wearing sexy little outfits like this I’m alright with it. Enjoy.