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Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day

I always assumed no one gave a fuck about Doutzen Kroes – because Victoria’s Secret, a mall brand, threw her out….and no one was upset about it…except maybe her and her husband because it would mean that she’s around more… She’s a fucking mom with a bunch of kids, sure she still looks good, but when a mall brand gets rid of you, you’d think a fashion brand wouldn’t touch you…then you remember that all this bullshitt is connected…and that all this bullshit is bullshit…and that Kim Kardashian is a big advocate for this brand Balmain…meaning despite being overpriced it’s ghetto as fuck….and has no standards… But it does feature tits..and I like model tits in ads…it works for me. The post Doutzen Kroes, Isabeli Fontant and Natashy Poly Tits for Balmain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Comeback!

Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this. » view all 45 photos Related Articles: Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com

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Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Comeback!

Heidi Montag’s Cleavage Comeback!

Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this. » view all 45 photos Related Articles: Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com

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Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Shorty Shorts

I kind of feel bad that I don’t know anything about this Ashley Tisdale bird, I’ve been posting pictures of her for years and I really don’t know what the hell she does. I always assumed she was on some kids show that I’m too old to be watching without going on to some sort of government list, but she’s got to be getting a little old for that kind of thing. I guess it doesn’t matter, she could be homeless for all I care, if she’s going to be wearing sexy little outfits like this I’m alright with it. Enjoy.

Taylor Armstrong Accuses Late Husband of Spying, Paranoia

It’s been far too long since Taylor Armstrong bashed her late husband in public. But, don’t worry, the latest issue of Us Weekly contains excerpts from the reality star’s disgusting upcoming memoir , “Hiding from Reality.” In the book, Taylor describes Russell as a paranoid stalker, someone who constantly asked her about past sexual partners and even posed as a potential employer in order to run a background check on his wife with her alma mater. She even found a tape recorder under her home office desk once. “For the next nearly six years, I always assumed I was being recorded in the car and at home,” Taylor writes. “I was always careful to make sure the content of my conversations was very clear.” Russell supposedly defended his actions by saying he had “been burned before” and just wanted to get to know his wife as well as possible. Years after that discovery, Armstrong added, “I went into my email settings and found that he had set it up so that all of my emails were forwarded to him the moment I received them.” Taylor says she never changed the setting or asked Russell about this issue, and it’s not like we can get his take on the allegations. What a sad, pathetic, money-hungry woman.

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Rotten Tuna: Jennifer Garner

I don’t know who the hell this dude thinks he is, but Jessica Biel is right behind him, so he better move the f@#k out of the way so we can get a look at her. What’s that?

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