Iggy Azalea’s ass is fucking jacked up…. I realize that a specific demographic of dudes loves this shitter, but what the fuck am I looking at. It’s so freakish and abnormal, like she’s fat but she’s not fat, all at the same time, and then the part where she is fat is all lumpy and terrifying, which I guess is just another lie – like pretty much everything about her, her career, her “personal brand”, her “rapping” and everything about it…. This is just weirdness….you can probably masturbate to….because I believe in you. The post Iggy Azalea Weird Fake Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Have you been watching Scandal this season? Because shit has been going down. I’m talking heads in a box. Death by a gold club. Presidential assassinations. President Fitz getting dragged by every black person in the cast. The sixth season of Scandal has pretty much everything you need in an hour of television. But I… Read more »
Apparently doughty Nicki Minaj performed in Paris with Drake because they have a song or two together, as she’s the manipulative female rapper who either fucks her way into the hip hop world, or pretends she’s edgy and black to compensate for her being a manufactured bullshit act, that rappers eat up because they all like that mainstream stamp of approval…because the world is filled with groupies looking for shout outs… Well, her weirdly shaped, plastic surgery ridden body wore latex looking shit, something that contained her pussy smells….while escalating her pussy smells…thanks to not being breathable and the whole thing wasn’t very erotic, unless you’re into coddled white as fuck black girls playing black girls showing off their fat tits and cameltoe….exciting…right..fat tits though… The post Nicki Minaj Performed with Drake in Latex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I find pretty much everything Bella Thorne does erotic…because I know that she’s making it erotic…as it gets her view and audience…and despite being all playful and cute about it..while looking like a 40 year old thanks to her jacked up face…she’s still using tactics like her tits to lure us in…. She’s pretty fucking good at this, it’s like her family trained her to be prepared to use her tits for attention because attention leads to jobs in this superficial, lack of substance world.. I am a fan, she sends a strong message to the youth…and to old guys who like the youth…even though she’s 19 and perfectly legal to jerk off to when she flashes her tits.s.. Some highlights… TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE Voyeurism…. The post Bella Thorne’s Hotel Erotica in Socks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are officially first-time parents today following Biel’s delivery of a baby boy named Silas Randall Timberlake. The couple is keeping all other details (including photos) under wraps for now, but reps have confirmed that both mother and son are happy, healthy and resting comfortably. After months of rumors, Timberlake confirmed Biel’s pregnancy back in January with a birthday tweet that featured a photo of the singer kissing Biel’s pregnant belly. “Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes!” Timberlake captioned the photo. “This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT!” In the weeks that followed, Timberlake took every opportunity to gush about Biel and his excitement over the couple’s new arrival. “I can’t wait to see our greatest creation yet,” Timberlake said, while accepting an award at this year’s iHeratRadio Awards. “Daddy’s heading home right now to innovate by learning how to change a poopy diaper and get my swaddle on!” He went on to praise Biel as his “best friend and favorite collaborator.” There’s no word yet on when we’ll see our first photos of little Silas, but as Timberlake’s son, you can be sure the kid already has swag for days. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2015
It’s love-love for Andy Murray and Kim Sears, who tied the knot Saturday in Scotland. The tennis champ and his girlfriend made it official after 10 years together! The longtime couple married in Dunblane Cathedral in his hometown of Dunblane, Scotland. The duo began dating in 2005 and got engaged in November. Andy Murray, 27, was seen arriving to the church dressed in a formal kilt. He was accompanied by his brother and fellow tennis pro Jamie Murray, also kilted. Murray waved as he entered the 12th Century cathedral. Later, he emerged with his bride, they were showered with well-wishes from guests and fans. The athlete was clearly excited about his much-anticipated big day even before he exchanged his vows, sending out an emoji-filled tweet this morning. This pretty much sums up the wedding experience for a lot of people: Murray and Kim Sears , also 27, did not invite any fellow tennis stars, despite the fact that he’s friends with Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer: “[It will be] everyone who we’re close to, people we’ve spent a lot of time with in the past, but also people we see ourselves spending time with in the future.” “There won’t be any celebrities as such,” Murray said of the event. Murray won the Olympic tennis gold medal, and the U.S. Open, in 2012. He then became the first British man to win Wimbledon in 77 years in 2013. He can handle a racket … but couldn’t handle wedding planning. “Kim’s been pretty much doing it. I’ve tried to help out when she has asked, but I haven’t been over-involved,” he told the Telegraph earlier this month. “I did all the food and cake tasting which I really enjoyed, although I didn’t think I was going to. It’s a big day for Kim … Pretty much everything is taken care of.” That it is … and it sounds like they aced it. Congratulations! View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Got Married in 2015
How can a wedding proposal got horribly wrong, even after your loved one says yes? Let’s just say you’re in a paddleboat with your girlfriend… and you’ve lined up some friends to spell out the all-important question in sign form on the shore… and your significant other says yes… only to then slap your hand in excitement… … and KNOCK THE ENGAGEMENT RING INTO THE WATER! Yes, the same engagement ring on which you likely just spent multiple months’ salary. You’d probably react in a similar way as the guy below, wouldn’t you? Check out the face he makes (of sheer panic) as soon as the piece of jewelry goes flying and note the girlfriend’s tears. We hate to laugh, but those are decidedly not tears of happiness: Wedding Proposal Goes HORRIBLY Wrong Chalk this up to an epic wedding proposal fail . We don’t know if the ring was ever found, giving this story a happy ending. But safe to say, if it was lost forever, that the girlfriend owes her new fiance a handful of happy endings… if you know what we mean! As for romantic proposals that actually went perfectly well? We’ve compiled an impressive list/gallery/slideshow below. Take a look now: 31 AWWW-Inspiring Marriage Proposals 1. Man Falls Off Building, Proposes This man is willing to die for love. Sort of. Watch his unparalleled proposal now. NOTE to men around the world: you may not want to propose on a boat. We’re just saying.
These days, Dax Shepard is living the life. He’s married to Kristen Bell , he’s got an adorable one-year-old daughter, and he stars on a hit series. But back in 2003, Shepard was just getting his start as an actor on the Ashton Kutcher-hosted MTV prank show Punk’d. At that time, Shepard was also an addict with violent tendencies – which may help explain why he almost kicked the crap out of Justin Timberlake while filming the first episode of Punk’d. If you remember the show at all, then you probably remember the Timberlake prank – quite possibly the most epic punking that Kutch and company ever pulled off. Shepard posed as a federal agent who had been tasked with seizing Timberlake’s home – and pretty much everything else that he owns – to settle a tax debt. The prank itself wasn’t nearly as memorable as the response from Timberlake, who literally called his mom and then cried on national television. Shepard recalled the stunt during an interview for Marc Maron’s podcast today and, well…it turns out things nearly got very ugly: “At the end of the bit when Ashton comes out and says, ‘You’re on Punk’d blah, blah, blah, and everyone’s celebrating…the bit is over, the cameras are off and Timberlake keeps saying, ‘I was about to f–king punch you.'” “I was like, ‘Hmmm…alright,’ ‘I was for real man. I was about to f–king punch you out’…I was thinking, how many times can I hear this dude in this golf outfit tell me he can punch me out before I’m just not going to be able to handle it.” Shepard says it was at that point that Kutcher – who had given him specific instructions to not get physical with the prank victims – came over and said to Timberlake, ‘When were you gonna punch him? Before or after you were crying?” Yes, Dax Shepard almost fought a whining Justin Timberlake. And that, friends, is why he gets to sex up Kristen Bell . 33 Pics of Justin Timberlake That Bring Sexy Back 1. Justin Timberlake and N Sync The boys from N Sync, back in their heyday. That was a long, long time ago.
Guess they had better things to do… Beyonce And Jay Z Skip Kim And Kanye Wedding Dinner, Guests Arrive In Italy According to TMZ reports : Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s big wedding dinner at Versailles had two big holes in it — Beyonce and Jay Z — but we’re told everything else went off without a hitch … including fancy French food, Lana Del Rey songs, and even DAVID BLAINE. Sources inside the party tell TMZ, everyone was talking about how Bey and Jay failed to show … but they could still make the wedding ceremony tomorrow in Florence. Other than that, we’re told the wedding dinner was magical — starting with the food … one source tells us, “It was all French stuff. Pretty much everything was truffled.” But the best part … we’re told the jars of caviar with blini were other-worldly. We’re told the party was cocktail style … lots of mingling … and of course, there was a roving magician … but not just any roving magician … Kimye hired David Blaine. And if that wasn’t awesome enough … we’re told Lana Del Rey actually performed THREE songs. Flip it to view pics of the celebrity guest arrivals (Tyga, Blac Chyna, Big Sean, Mr. Bentley, Lala, and MORE) in Florence as well as detailed pics of the elaborate stage where Kim and Kanye will finally say “I do.” Image via Instagram/Splash
Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this. » view all 45 photos Related Articles: Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: WENN.com
