I find pretty much everything Bella Thorne does erotic…because I know that she’s making it erotic…as it gets her view and audience…and despite being all playful and cute about it..while looking like a 40 year old thanks to her jacked up face…she’s still using tactics like her tits to lure us in…. She’s pretty fucking good at this, it’s like her family trained her to be prepared to use her tits for attention because attention leads to jobs in this superficial, lack of substance world.. I am a fan, she sends a strong message to the youth…and to old guys who like the youth…even though she’s 19 and perfectly legal to jerk off to when she flashes her tits.s.. Some highlights… TO SEE HER TIT FLASH CLICK HERE TO SEE HER TIT FLASH VIDEO CLICK HERE Voyeurism…. The post Bella Thorne’s Hotel Erotica in Socks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rosanna Arkle calls herself a TV personality, which is possible, but I went to her Instagram – and I would label her more of an instagram whore…where she looked like every other instagram model, with the exact saem pics and vibe of all instagram whores…. promoting teeth whitener and protein powder, because she’s got 2.5 million fake followers, and that’s how these instagram whores make money…it’s sure as hell not from their “TV personality” work….and for some reason they all look the fucking same… She has a booty training app, so I guess she’s a “Booty Model”… whatever the fuck that is, these talentless, pornstar looking Glamour model of our generation bitches…need an angle… She looks old, rugged, like a stripper who fooled the system, all BOTOX on FACETUNE photoshop…and it’s terrible…. But she had a nipple slip, on her fake tit, you’d think everyone had already seen, or didn’t need to see because her shit is so low level no one cares or gets that involved in wanting to see this bitch naked…or are like me and feel they already have seen her naked…because her whole angle’s been done by other girls who look the same as her…making us not need garbage like this..unless it’s doing porn….which is what it should be doing… Seriously, her tit slip is worth talking about? She looks like she gets paid to stick things in her asshole to stretch it out as hard as it goes for more than the average hooker makes, but still on the hooker program…I hate participating in this… The post Rosanna Arkle Nipple on Snap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a firm believer if you were born a monster, raised a monster, lived a life as a monster, you will forever be a monster, and the plastic surgery….the insane amount of Plastic Surgery that has left her looking like an ethnically ambiguous and bloated faced like Chrissy Teigen… I guess the only interesting thing about her, other than that she looks like a Kardashian is supposed to look, and thanks to that look, what a lot of fucking chubby women on social media look like, which confuses the fuck out of me, because it looks horrible, badly air brushed…all face filled with shit we hope causes serious side effects as their clown faces get older and older… She’s in a see through shirt, there’s a nipple on her rebuilt nipple, that proves, if you spend enough on Cosmetic Surgery, you can go through life looking like a FACE TUNE picture…and the good news is black dudes will still fuck you, it’s all she actually cares about… So I guess she’s trying to live her superficial life and feels it’s her turn…to do the Kylie and the Kim…but the message this sends the kids…that it’s ok to mutate yourself…especially when you’re a mutant…because that own yourself, body positive, love yourself shit…is bullshit.. When you look at these old pics of her, you’ll see how ridiculous this extreme make-over before becoming extreme home makeover due to Disney PR…is… Here is the new and disgusting porno version of her… The post Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
First of all, the Photoshop job on this cover is terrible. Second of all, someone at Celebrity Dirty Laundry must be either jealous or deeply offended by the Duchess of Cambridge’s appearance, because they are ruthless with their story on the OK! cover. “Kate Middleton’s obsession with diet and exercise has Prince William concerned the Duchess of Cambridge is much, much too vain,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry alleges. “It’s all about appearances for Kate, who thinks she’s some kind of movie star and supermodel. “Queen Elizabeth and Camilla Parker-Bowles are disgusted with this superficial cover girl and her commoner standards.” OK !’s latest issue lifted a photo from a tennis workshop engagement Catherine took part in back in February (and colored it pink), and plopped it against a photo of Buckingham Palace. And while “sources” in the story insist that Catherine doesn’t “starve” herself to be thin, CDL gripes that “deep down William knows he is now stuck with a wife who has horrible low class Hollywood values.” “The second-in-line to the throne probably wishes he had married an aristocrat who understands the duties of a Royal wife,” the story claims. View Slideshow: 17 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Smug as Heck Catherine has always been very athletic; she’s said to love yoga, running, tennis and skiing in particular. “Even if it’s just 15 minutes, [Kate] does something to get her heart pumping every day,” a source told the magazine. The OK! story also highlights her dedication to organic cooking for her family (lean meats, vegetables and fruit), which CDL claims is a cover for what she really does. “Rather take on serious charity work as Princess Diana did, Kate Middleton’s days are filled with extreme dieting and exercising between trips to the plastic surgeon for a nip here and a tuck there,” CDL writes. “This future Queen is ridiculously self-absorbed and has no idea how to exemplify the Royal values of duty to crown and country, hard work and self-sacrifice. “Insiders try to pass of the superficial values by saying Kate just wants to be healthy and make certain Prince William, Prince George, and Princess Charlotte are too.” Someone needs a hug. And maybe a sedative. View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH
Turns out that like every young personality, Bella Thorne has had work done. She’s the ginger Kylie Jenner, with lips and a new nose to make her more marketable, they are actresses and Feminists and doing this to themselves to get more jobs is nothing new, it’s just the way things work in this superficial world, and who would want her natural looks, when you can buy that shit and make it more “kardashian”….maybe it’s puberty… I would have expected her to have surgery, but that’s becaause… She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18…. Either way, vapid self absorbed bullshit….working out.. In a bikini… The post Bella THorne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This girl Nikyee Heaton was some youtube hooker who got noticed for some cover song, because cover songs are the best way to get noticed on youtube as people are trying to find the actual song…just ask Bieber…or Usher…who likes to fuck kids who do cover songs..it’s a fetish… I guess a fetish shared by Justin Timberlake, because he signed this one to his label years ago, probably did nothing for her, forcing her to be a whore on instagram and apparently snapchat…showing off her very relevant hip hop vixen body that looks like it may lead to an Amber Rose stripper turned rapper wife career…and as long as the snowflake, white booty…that knows her audience and is working her audience proper…. So in a lot of ways, we should thank her for existing… The post Nikyee Heaton Thong on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a hot picture of Kate Hudson in Europe, where we can assume she’s fucking Owen Wilson, because she made him practically kill himself a few years ago, she’s got that kind of impact…because he’s filming Zoolander 2 out there, and it would make sense…at least for the sake of this post…because I like starting rumors of has-beens no one cares about anymore… That said, they do care about nude bikinis, that make a girl look nude, and mom bodies that look like this because they are good genes, and more importantly because they grew up in the superficial hell that is hollywood thanks to mommy Golide… She’s managed to fuck a lot of dudes, but I’d still let her sit on my face, like an old man with a metal detector on the beach, just lookin’ for gold…and willing to suck out the used condoms to get there…not that she uses condoms…maybe just for anal on days she eats…amazing. The post Kate Hudson’s in a Bikini in Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not from the UK, but I have a friend I try to masturbate on Cam from the UK, who always talks to me in her classy british way, despite being a gutter slut, which is a whole new dynamic for me, because I’m used to gutter sluts having the vocabulary of a 7 year old, because that’s when they were taken out of school by their dad to work the farm as the vagina the workers had sex with, or whatever other fantasy I created for her to make loving her down and out ass at a discount rate guilt free. So this Maria Fowler, in her underwear is clearly trashy, classy british girls don’t do this kind of thing, I mean Mary Poppins would never, but I am sure she sounds like an intellectual and angel when she talks, giving her a little depth to her tits. So Who she is really doesn’t matter, just look at her pics, that’s what she wants you to do. Classy. Like the Royal Family and shit.
FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV… In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously. TO SEE ALL THE TRASHY BRITISH BITCHES AT THE EVENT FOLLOW THIS LINK
Nina Agdal is the spokesperson for some lingerie company, and these are the shitty ads, I guess she looks better than she normally does, because when she’s not posing, and the photographer isn’t focusing on her amazing body, she generally looks like Corky, you know a little Downs Syndromed. Not that I wouldn’t sleep with a girl with Downs Syndrome, I have no standards and depending on how retarded she is, I assume she’d be easy. You know with all their chronic masturbating…. You see cuz like the Black Eyed Peas, I’m okay with getting retards. Not that Nina has Downs Syndrome, she just looks like she does, and not in these pics, so focus on what matters, her amazing body she’s milking to the top, even if I’d rather she be milking me.
