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Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this ridiculous topless pic of herself… Her skin has been filtered so hard she looks like she may be a bad painting of herself, or some kind of sex doll version of herself that she’s promoting… It like this played out pose, didn’t Sharon Stone or Demi Moore, or Madonna do this… I call it the hide your GUNT…..in a strategic barely nude…Bieber can’t even use it to jerk off as a reminder of what was Selena Gomez’s virginity that he may have taken…but that’s not because it’s non nude that is because Bieber’s more into jerking off to Usher.. But hiding your GUNT goes to waste when the follow-up pic is a side profile…of her fucking gunt… The post Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day

I have no idea why I feel compelled to post this ad for some Jeans company that isn’t paying me to promote their ad that they probably paid a lot of money for… But I think it has something to do with Candice Swanepoel grinding her recently engaged vag onto some male model head.. I am not that excited by model on male model head…if anything I find it boring, but I find Candice Swanepoel boring…hot but boring…and the only redeeming thing she has going for her is that she’s a racist slave owner in South Africa…not because I am a racist or into South African racists, but at least she’s got something going on other than posing half naked for money… I guess what I am trying to say is why did they censor her tits…I get it…to promote their product…but this should create an outrage…riots…show us the tits we can just google to see….because we don’t like recycling our tit pics…we always want new tit pics… TO SEE HER VICTORIA”S SECRET BORING AS FUCK CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Grinds her Vag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michael Pitt for Rag & Bone of the Day

Michael Pitt from Boardwalk Empire and probably a lot of other shit…like Bully…and who the fuck cares about Michael Pitt…directed this fashion video for a clothing company called Rag & Bone that they probably paid a million dollars for, and that no one will actually give a fuck about, but that I am going to promote because I think I saw a thong wearing ass, but can’t be too sure because I fell asleep 10 seconds into it…. I figure, why not give free press to million dollar campaigns for companies that don’t give a fuck about me, it’s like raping myself because I have no self worth and feel like I deserve to be shat on by everyone around me… It’s all part of my masterplan.

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Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services… Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation…. All this to say – she’s my kind of winner… TO SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE OF HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Helen Flanagan’s Big Tits at the FHM 100 Party of the Day

FHM has their Top 100 List, because it’s good for publicity, even if these lists are nonsense, subjective, crafted by publicists, and thrown together with little thought or effort. The winner always who you expect it to be. The other girls probably paid to get there, because they can put it on their wikipedia page, but I guess it is an excuse to party, and we like to party…especially with dozens of UK busty trash, like Helen Flanagan who dropped out of her TV gig to be a Glamour model, in a move that would be insane anywhere but the UK, becuase Glamour models get the most love and male attention, while TV shows are ignored as everyone’s watching American TV… In case you were wondering, Mila Kunis is their number 1, obviously. TO SEE ALL THE TRASHY BRITISH BITCHES AT THE EVENT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day

It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the constant theme of the Kardashians…but the idiotic public buy into it….it is all our fault that such disgusting half naked pics of a bitch with the spawn of satan growin inside her disgusting body……and equally disgusting soul…has the option to exploit such nonsense…..she’s the worse.. Here’s the behind the scene video.. This shit makes me so mad…..she’s such a twat who talks like she’s Paris Hilton…and gets paid even though she’s already rich to start….the world is fucked.

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What Was the Most Pirated Movie of 2011?

This past October, we looked long and hard briefly at the most pirated films of all time — a fairly predictable list that included blockbuster titles like Avatar , The Dark Knight and Transformers . Today, TorrentFreak has released a more current snapshot of the movie-stealing industry: A list of the top ten pirated films this year. Surprisingly, there are a few films on this list that you probably paid to see. Courtesy of TorrentFreak, the top five stolen titles of the year are… Fast Five (9,260,000 downloads) The Hangover II (8,840,000 downloads) Thor (8,330,000 downloads) Source Code (7,910,000 downloads) I Am Number Four (7,670,000 downloads) The first five films grossed over $100 million worldwide each and nearly $2 billion worldwide together. Head on over to TorrentFreak to see the complete list, which surprisingly includes one Oscar winner and one Oscar nominee. [via TorrentFreak ]

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