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Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day

I like to think the best midday snack is Bella Thorne doing a stripper dance… Sure…she’s not actually stripping, just seductively dancing for us, and that makes it not quite a stripper dance at all….there’s too much happiness, having made it in life at such a young age thanks to psycho stage parents that tried selling off each of their kids… But that doens’t mean you can’t imagine throwing dollars at her and her nipple ring as she gyrates…because that’s the beauty of imagination, coupled with loneliness, coupled with perversion from lack of sex, you can imagine all kinds of things…and it only gets bad when you end up kidnapping a real woman, or jerking off in the park or anywhere in public while looking at women…thanks to your imagination taking the fuck over… Sure…I like strippers to be more medicated, sad, and pregnant..but I’ll accept this…and watch it..over and over… The post Bella Thorne Sexy Stripper Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day

Bella Hadid may not be as hot as a K-Pop band’s insane music video featuring Korean girls twerking and dancing like strippers…but she’s got more Plastic surgery than those girls, who are trying to whitify themselves to look more Hollywood, only she’s doing it to be more like a model…and people are buying into it…. She is more North Korean and robotic than K-Pop..and here she is in Bootleg Vogue, you know Korean Market Vogue, because she’s the Bootleg Hadid sister, which is pretty bootleg, considering the one she’s a bootleg of is still only a model because she’s a rich kid… I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars… But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

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Emmy Rossum Bikini Pic of President’s Day of the Day

Emmy Rossum posted a bikini pic of herself on President’s Day because I guess she wants tot give a little skin to her fans… You know she’s put so much into building up a fan base over the years, from being on a few shitty movies, before landing a TV show with William H Macy so long as she showed her tits and fucked on it… Like all good wholesome actresses do…it’s all part of their “Art” and they aren’t whores…like strippers…even if they only matter when they get naked…they are just giving their body to us to convey a story…and the fame and money…that shit just doesn’t matter at all does it… I prefer her naked HERE and HERE

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Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services… Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation…. All this to say – she’s my kind of winner… TO SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE OF HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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Crystal Renn Titties for Numero of the Day

I like model Crystal Renn …..cuz she shows her titties for fashion….it’s like give this bitch her day rate and promise her it will end up on a prestigious enough magazine….which will look great in her portfolio on her quest to the top…and she’s putty in your fucking hands…you can do anything you want to her…just tell her it is for the sake of really pushing her as a model…when really it’s just for the sake of personal enjoyment of owning a slut and making her jump through hoops like a dancing monkey….a dancing monkey with titties….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…it’s why I love models so much…they are like strippers without all the negative implications of being a stripper…

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Holly Madison Drops Some Half Cleavage

I don’t think I need to tell any of you guys about my love affair with Playboy hotties, they’re like strippers who’ve worked their way off the pole and into the big time, so I had to post these shots of my favorite Playboy lady Holly Madison at some party over the weekend. It’s a little strange that she’s only showing off half her cleavage, but it’s still working for me. I’ll take what I can get.

Anna Brewster Titties in S Magazine For Fashion of the Day

Her name is Anna Breweter, she is 25 from the UK…….she is an actor….she was in The Tudors…..She is a model…she was in magazines and campaigns….now she is showing her tits for S-Magazine…because models, like strippers and even pornstars, get paid to get naked, they are just classier and more luxurious…… Here are some pics from some magazine…

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Shera Bechard is Hugh Hefner’s New Bullshit Prostitute Girlfriend for Publicity of the Day

I was tempted to dig through the internet and find all kinds of naked pics of this Shera Bechard chick who is playing Hugh Hefner’s “Rebound”….but then I realized I’d just be giving Playboy free press on their stupid marketing campaign that kinda lost its appeal when dude turned 80 and the idea of him dating hookers who were or wanted to be in his magazine was pretty much obvious…and boring… I mean shit, the Playboy models are tacky, trashy, fake titty and all that shit….they look like strippers or hookers that you could marry if you had enough money….and this is all part of a campaign to get Playboy noticed and written about….that would be better if they used girls who didn’t look like hookers or strippers… Seriously. This is all efforts to get people talking…and people are talking as if it is a legitimate thing…and that’s just idiotic on all of your part…it’s an act, a lie, a story, not really his girlfriend but his employee pretending to be to make him money….and the whole thing pisses me off…THis isn’t impressive…. To See A Gallery of Her of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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