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Paula Deen’s Apology is LOLZ of the Day

There comes a point in raping your public image where you are too far gone to ever apologize, you know you either have to take ownership and ride it til it dies, or you do….or blame being drunk and going through diabetic shock…because the amount of people who believe your tears… This isn’t the original video I saw, I guess she back peddled thanks to the shitty edits, that I only assume she’s getting coached through by her publicist because she’s got a team who make a lot of money off her…are probably very few and far between… She’s lost and won’t get back anyone who is sensitive about racist shit, while her core fans, who are probably just as racist as her will just get mad she’s back peddling on their KKK agenda… I don’t know shit on this story, I don’t even know who this hick racist bitch is, I just know people are talking about it, and it makes me laugh that this was her attempt at redemption…but I guess hicks aren’t really known for their smarts… Her show has been cancelled despite the fact that she is on TV in the first place is just insane to me. Either way, diabetes will eventually get her…or her feet and legs…and the The good news is…when cable or Network TV turns it’s back on you..you can aways sex tape….and I would totally be into that… I mean the only way to make us believe you aren’t racist is to release a video of you getting fucked up the ass or gang banged by a couple of black guys… Get workin’ on that, now that you have the time off… Go to the FOOD NETWORK’S FACEBOOK PAGE – To laugh at the Racists Defending their Hick Pig Woman

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Crystal Renn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Crystal Renn is some eating disorder model who almost died of being anorexic, before deciding to milk her anorexia, by forgetting to be anorexic, gaining 70 lbs, and becoming a plus sized model, all for a publicity stunt, to get her jobs and make her money… You know, social commentary on the state of the model industry on women, with their “unrealistic” expectations that I think are totally realistic, and are in fact the only reason she existed…by losing weight for work and gaining weight in protest…while people watched… It all helped her sell books… Now she has lost all the weight to become a regular sized model, which is what she always was, but she just got misguided for a bit….and she still gets work, even though that kind of acting up would be enough for me to fire her ass if I was her boss…. And luckily, a lot of her work happens in the Swimsuit edition, and now Harper’s Bazaar…. I am always a fan of bikini pics, even if the bikini pics are on old broken down skinny girl turned fat girl turned skinny girl again… I’m just that kind of pervert…who likes to see a pussy attached to various states of insanity over the course of its pussy lifetime…..

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Crystal Renn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Kim Kardashian Creeping on her Teen Sister’s Bikini Body of the Day

Here’s the next generation of Kardashian exploits to make the family more money than they already have with the teen model from the Olympic marriage who isn’t a Kardashian, which in and of itself is a good strategy, because the Kardashian gene may be the root of all obesity and hairy troll evil….but then again it could be the cunt opportunist mom who slept her way to the good life after moving to LA for fame and never finding it….. So Kendall Jenner’s Creepy, Jealous, Fatter older sisters drooling over her teen undeveloped body- setting the scene for their sister to take their lead and produce porn or become a bikini model to keep the family afloat, so that Kim Kardashian’s porno wasn’t in vain….is kinda awesome when it is in the form of a video of her teen ass in a bikini for the internet. It’s weird how I don’t get the same love when I take videos of girls tanning at the pool from the same angle, gawking over the fact they have no cellulite, because I am not a jealous 35 year old pig older sister….The video is called “ENVY”….and it is from Kim Kardashian’s social media.

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Crystal Renn Plus Sized in a Bikini for Hunger of the Day

Crystal Renn is a plus sized model, which normally I frown upon, because fat girls are the worst on all levels, but this fat chick, is just fat in the modeling industry, and not in everyday life by everyday standards…. All thanks to the generation of obesity taking the fuck over. I mean now they are letting actual obese people on TV and in movies and not just for comedic purposes and they even have stores that solely sell product to fat people, not to mention marketing companies, in this anti-bullying world, hire fat spokespeople so the lazy slobs at home have someone to relate to other than having unrealistic people, people I’d rather look at, sell the shit…. Here’s the video….

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Chris O’Dowd Tweets His Wife in Lingerie of the Day

Chris O’Dowd is the Irish guy in the movie Bridesmaids, and Dawn Porter is his new wife, who he married last week, who is a published writer, documentary film maker, podcaster and all round productive perosn, who when stripped down for free in a twitpic, is really nothing more than a half naked girl I don’t envy the husband of, cuz when you’re in Bridesmaids, you can pretty much fuck every American groupie under the age of 35, instead of being locked down to this….even this may stimulate him on an emotional level or intellectual level cuz she’s all fucking eager to produce shit….it just doesn’t make sense…don’t these people realize every married person hates their fucking life? Either way, here’s his wife in lingerie, cuz staring at someone else’s wife in lingerie is better than staring at your own wife…

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Crystal Renn Titties for Numero Tokyo of the Day

Crystal Renn is a model I have posted before….she’s semi interesting becasue she was recruited as a fashion model at 14…only to be told she was too fat to model…leading to the highlight of her career where she was anorexic and aware that fat is evil…before deciding that embracing being fat was marketable to all the fat women out there who are on this “love your body even though you are going to die of diabetes” campaign…..that I think absolutely nothing good comes out of…and clearly either does Crystal Renn becasue she’s dropped her plus sized model weight and is back dwn to a normal size, proving that skinny is better and her fat model shit was just good for fucking busines…as is showing her tits, cuz it means she’s committed to the job….and here are the pics for Numero Tokyo.

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Crystal Renn Titties for Numero of the Day

I like model Crystal Renn …..cuz she shows her titties for fashion….it’s like give this bitch her day rate and promise her it will end up on a prestigious enough magazine….which will look great in her portfolio on her quest to the top…and she’s putty in your fucking hands…you can do anything you want to her…just tell her it is for the sake of really pushing her as a model…when really it’s just for the sake of personal enjoyment of owning a slut and making her jump through hoops like a dancing monkey….a dancing monkey with titties….and the whole thing is pretty amazing…it’s why I love models so much…they are like strippers without all the negative implications of being a stripper…

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The Impassioned Crystal Renn

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From the first moment we met Crystal Renn, we knew she was a force to watch. She’s as outspoken as she is beautiful, as intelligent as she is striking, and ultimately, a legendary human being. In the much anticipated interview with Ford Models, Crystal opens up about her dream Chanel moment – walking down the cobble stone Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Modelinia Discovery Date : 07/02/2011 22:17 Number of articles : 2

The Impassioned Crystal Renn