It’s Memorial Day, I assume everyone is eating BBQ or in the woods making SMORES already..maybe they are pissing in a Vegas pool party…or something trashy like shooting off fireworks in their hick town.. But this Alex Hansen model with huge and amazing tits is the star of a new book called THE ALEX BOOK featuring pictures by one of my favorite pre-instagram photographers – who can actually take pictures – Jonathan Leder….and she should be inspiration for your Memorial Day weekend…if it doesn’t look like this…you’ve failed… Here are a bunch of the pics…and BUY THE BOOK The post Alex Hansen for The Alex Book to Inspire Your Memorial Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There comes a point in raping your public image where you are too far gone to ever apologize, you know you either have to take ownership and ride it til it dies, or you do….or blame being drunk and going through diabetic shock…because the amount of people who believe your tears… This isn’t the original video I saw, I guess she back peddled thanks to the shitty edits, that I only assume she’s getting coached through by her publicist because she’s got a team who make a lot of money off her…are probably very few and far between… She’s lost and won’t get back anyone who is sensitive about racist shit, while her core fans, who are probably just as racist as her will just get mad she’s back peddling on their KKK agenda… I don’t know shit on this story, I don’t even know who this hick racist bitch is, I just know people are talking about it, and it makes me laugh that this was her attempt at redemption…but I guess hicks aren’t really known for their smarts… Her show has been cancelled despite the fact that she is on TV in the first place is just insane to me. Either way, diabetes will eventually get her…or her feet and legs…and the The good news is…when cable or Network TV turns it’s back on you..you can aways sex tape….and I would totally be into that… I mean the only way to make us believe you aren’t racist is to release a video of you getting fucked up the ass or gang banged by a couple of black guys… Get workin’ on that, now that you have the time off… Go to the FOOD NETWORK’S FACEBOOK PAGE – To laugh at the Racists Defending their Hick Pig Woman
Jewel is everyone’s favorite fucked up tooth redneck who was raised in Alaska by wolves, where she was shoeless,homeless and clearly braless. Where her only worldly possessions were an old guitar she made out of bear bones and fur she got when she had to wrestle a bear down for food one cold and snowy night, before stealing a car and bringing her lesbian sound to America where she forumlated this bullshit story for marketing purposes, but the only thing that makes it believable is the sag in her tit that can only come from years of running through the woods hunting and gathering, braiding her armpit hair, howling at the moon without the support these fuckin’ things needed…which I guess is all part of the reason she married a rodeo man, since he’s used to handling wild fucking things with utters. Pics via PacificCoastNews
