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Jewel Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jewel Jewel may be 50 fucking years old and a bad memory of 1994 when she first hit the scene with music that I guess was relevant at the time…. She’s debatably always been a slut, so this video of her doing weird titty fitness is bringing out her “I live in a car and I’ll do anything for a warm shower” attitude. Because her story in the 90s was that she was an Alaskan singer/song writer who lived in her car while playing coffee houses in exchange for food along the west coast, only to b discovered by someone who was willing to give her a warm shower and market thee fuck out of her creating a money making machine…. All thanks to being the hot enough chick living in a car for some pervert in LA to scoop up and turn into a “singer songwriter” of the time.. Now, all these years later, Jewel is making fetish videos like it was still 1992 and she was saving my soul…or trying to find someone to save hers by using her for money….getting her rich in the process so it’s all worked out for everyone, even you, cuz you get to jerk off to old lady Jewel doing whatever this is, right now, and it’s offensive cuz she labels her friend “GAY BESTIE”….when we’re not allowed to call people by their sexuality. It’s a hate crime. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jewel Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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27 Celebrity Divorces That Broke Our Heart Into a Million Pieces

Really, if these couples can't make it… who can? We're still shocked that these Hollywood marriage didn't work out. Toggle through this slideshow of most surprising divorces and react now: Can you believe they're over?!? Can true love even exist in Hollywood at this point? Or anywhere for that matter? 1. Chris Pratt and Anna Faris They announced their legal separation in August of 2017, with Pratt’s busy movie schedule supposedly to blame. Sad face. 2. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt We start with the most stunning EVER. Jolie filed for divorce in September of 2016 due to problems she had with Pitt as a father of their kids. 3. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner We’re as stunned as you are. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were together for a decade and are parents to three amazing kids. 4. Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner If Bruce and Kris Jenner cannot make it work, even after two decades of marriage, what hope is there for every other couple out there? 5. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart. 6. Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey They have twins! They renewed their vows every year! And yet it did not work out in the end for Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey. View Slideshow

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Porn Stars Watch Kim K's Sex Tape

Before Kim K Was Kim Kardashian West, She Was Sex Tape Famous… read more

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#TBT Jewel Shepard In Hustler 1983

Brides, Snakes, and Wood Nymphs; Jewel Shepard Could Do It All… read more

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Spiderman Dancing His 8 Legs Off Is All You Need To Lighten Up Your Sunday [Video]

There you all go… Have a fantastic Sunday! Eat somethin’ for us!

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#DakotaStrong JR Smith’s Preemie Daughter Has Her Breathing Tube Removed

Good news! JR Smith’s Daughter Dakota Improving In The Hospital JR Smith and his wife are announcing that their premature baby is making more progress in the hospital. As previously reported JR and Jewel Harris shared the devastating news that they welcomed their daughter Dakota 5 months early. . @TheRealJRSmith and his wife share difficult family news. pic.twitter.com/efNsDANUo8 — UNINTERRUPTED (@uninterrupted) January 7, 2017 Following that the Cleveland Cavalier player announced that he was finally allowed to hold little Dakota who was born weighing a little over 1 pound. Now they’re marking another milestone, Dakota’s breathing tube has been removed. According to Jewel who has a “ MyKotaBear.com ” blog, her baby girl is no longer intubated. Jewel got the news when she went to visit her baby girl in the hospital and the primary nurse asked her if she wanted to hold her baby. According to Jewel, she initially said “no’, thinking that she wold have to go through the arduous process of holding a tubed baby…. “It’s a school night, I need to get back home to Demi and I know the kangaroo process will take too long…” but when the nurse told her that she no longer had her breathing tube, she quickly stripped out of her shirt and threw on a hospital gown. “When I tell y’all I hopped up so damn fast, took off my sweater that I had on and draped myself with a hospital robe in 2.5 seconds, my new nickname should have been Flash. […] What some mothers get to experience within the first 2 minutes of giving birth I had to wait 78 days but, what I will say is it was worth the wait because those very feelings, emotions and joy that took over my body trumps it all.” How sweet was Jewel’s story about little ‘Kota? Best wishes to the Smith family!

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Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day

Jewel is in a bikini and has big tits…which is probably something that came in handy when she lived in her van – and drove down to Hollywood all broke as fuck before becoming an international love song singing success….because big tits get you paid…. I never believed her story of her in the 90s playing music in Alaskan coffee houses – before choosing the nomad life, driving to Hollywood – where she was found and signed….especially based on her tits alone…. I just think it makes a better story when selling her to the people, and the reality is that someone heard her demo in a pre-social media world…and she did drive down from Alaska….and she was actually a van dweller – borderline homeless chick – because she’s one of those 90s hippies who didn’t wear shoes and went tree planting during the summers…because it seemed to have artistic merit…you know it tied into her music….but with big tits like that…you know…there’s more to the story….because I don’t know much – but I do know the power of big tits….and the lie that is the music industry….not that it matters… What matters is that she posts bikini photos at 40 to her social media – all mom body all the time because she knows what got her here….and it wasn’t that van…if you know what I mean. The post Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me…. I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes… And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich… Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition… The post Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel in a Bikini of the Day

I think this Jewel Bikini picture for instagram, that I guess she posted because she’s happy with her what must be 40 year old body, up on some recently divorced girl hustle for male attention like so many divorcees I’ve had sex with – because they are keen on getting as much cock as possible in them – making up for lost time and trying to finally have good sex since marriage doesn’t come with good sex… I mean they are so desperate and eager, they even end up with me, just to try me out, only to go back to their husbands saying “shit, marriage wasn’t that bad, even though I thought it was the fucking worst, before fucking this guy I met in a bar”…. All this to say, the pic is better when you play this song along with it… Sure, she’d be more interesting in her bikini if her hollywood career didn’t work out for her when she was living in her car after driving to LA from Alaska…But bikini pics of her 20 years later are good enough…I guess…

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Jewel and Ty Murray to File for Divorce

It’s all over for Jewel and Ty Murray. The singer and the rodeo star announced today that they are splitting after nearly six years of marriage. “My husband, friend and partner of 16 years and I have decided to get a divorce,” Jewel blogged this afternoon. “Ty and I have always tried to live the most authentic life possible, and we wanted our separation as husband and wife to be nothing less loving than the way we came together.” Jewel and Murray exchanged vows in the Bahamas in 2008 after dating for a decade. They have one child, son Kase Townes, who turns 3 next week. In a joint statement on the country artist’s official site, the pair affirmed its commitment to raising Kase together. “Our dedication to our son is unwavering and we are both committed to being the best partners in raising our son. Due to the spirit in which we have gone about this separation, we trust we can remain dear friends who hold each other in high esteem, which is so important to us as parents – we wish only what is best for our son.” Murray competed on Dancing with the Stars in 2009 and Jewel served as a judge on season four of The Sing-Off. 12 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart.

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