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Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably… Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating… The post Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Little know fact…Jewel wrote this song for me…. I was living in a small Alaskan town and we had a whirlwind romance that left her homeless and living out of her car, forced to drive to LA to land a record deal and become insanely famous, despite not being that good at music, but clearly good at something that leads to record deals..that I call…song writing…lyrics that make lonely women feel emotions…but I’ll tell you one thing…she was a much better desperate girl in the 90s pre-youtube trying to go viral…by probably going viral in her own way…these record execs all have herpes… And sure…that story was a lie, and Jewel didn’t write a song for me…but she has impacted my life by making me nicer to the homeeless girls I fuck…because they are affordable..because they may be rich and famous one day and I want to be the guy they remember being the one who hosed them down and gave them a half eaten sandwich… Here she is in a bathing suit…no longer homeless…but stil lshowing her pussy definition… The post Jewel in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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