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Dakota or Elle Fanning Social Media of the Day

I like to think that Dakota or Elle Fanning are the same person, just cast different, not because they look the same, but because my brain is pretty much raped by too much information that I can’t tell them apart….I just know they are creepy little actors who clearly have parents who also don’t bother telling them apart, but rather spend more time figuring out and navigating the entertainment industry to ensure they get work, get cast, get paid, make the family money and keeps the FANNING name alive…because fanning, is not just something you pay Thai hookers on Thailand vacations to do to you after sex…it’s just the more important kind of Fanning than these or this Fanning… The post Dakota or Elle Fanning Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the future of everything – mainly because she was made in a lab by a Marine Biologist she calls Gay-Dad, possibly funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand to create an army of babes they can get half naked, definitely designed by science and genetic programming, no Gay-Dad scientist would create an ugly…and I guess it gives us hope that in our lifetime, we will breed perfect humans instead of the garbage happening around America when ghetto poor trashy reproduce for the tax credits! Sterilize everyone! I’m just interested to see if she ends up with any weird cancers, the first generation models are always the ones that can collapse… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICk HERE The post Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the future of everything – mainly because she was made in a lab by a Marine Biologist she calls Gay-Dad, possibly funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand to create an army of babes they can get half naked, definitely designed by science and genetic programming, no Gay-Dad scientist would create an ugly…and I guess it gives us hope that in our lifetime, we will breed perfect humans instead of the garbage happening around America when ghetto poor trashy reproduce for the tax credits! Sterilize everyone! I’m just interested to see if she ends up with any weird cancers, the first generation models are always the ones that can collapse… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICk HERE The post Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably… Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating… The post Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Has the BEst Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t think Candice Swanepoel was at Coachella, because she’s clearly not trying to be a cool kid, at the cool party, with all the other cool kids, that if you really tried to look at them, you’d realize aren’t cool at all… But she did still manage to post a bikini pic, that is probably one of the better bikini pics I’ve seen in a while, because her body is fucking amazing…and the POV shot..is hot.. The only think it’s missing is her hands slid down her bottoms…describing what she feels…

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Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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